Bungou Stray Dogs ( Y/N X Dazai )
looking for a tiger
Kunikida
You’re unbelievable!
Kunikida
Who says. “What a nice river!” And jumps into it ???
y/n
*sighs* see i told you so.
Kunikida
Thanks to you ! Now we are off scheduled !
Dazai
You sure love your scedule, kunikida kun ~
Kunikida
It’s not a schedule! It’s an ideal! My guide in life !
Kunikida
And nowhere it’s written that my partner is a suicidal maniac!
Atsushi
Suicidalmaniacccc?
y/n
Yes, this Dazai here .
y/n
Doesn’t leave any chance to commit suicide
Kunikida
You’re one to say
Dazai
Haha remember when you said ! “ oh what a nice rope!” And bought it home to comit suicide
Kunikida
And the time you burried yourself in a farm ?!
y/n
Hey ! That’s embarrassing don’t say that !
Dazai
Atleast i have someone who loves suicide just like me .
y/n
Shutup ! I’m nothing like you !
Atsushi
What-are-you-guys-doing-by-the-way?
Kunikida
Like i said, it’s job .
y/n
It involves military.
Dazai
How are you guys communicating exactly?
Atsushi
Aah! Im so full! I don’t wanna eat anything for next 10 years!
y/n
I love how shameless he is
Dazai
Why? Does it remind you of yourself?
Atsushi
You’re real life saver, after leaving orphanage and coming to yokohama
Atsushi
I had nothing to eat and no where to sleep
Atsushi
I thought i would die
Atsushi
But they chased me out
Kunikida
Hey you both! We are here for work
Atsushi
That reminds me, you said earlier that your current job involves the military.
Atsushi
What line of work is it?
Dazai
Oh we are just detectives .
Kunikida
It’s an armed detective agency, for supernatural powers .
Kunikida
You might’ve heard of us .
y/n
Is it even okay to tell him ?
Dazai
Even if we do there’s no harm
Dazai
I mean what could he do?
y/n
( i mean yeah that reaction is obvious )
Dazai
Oh my ! Check out that nice beam up there .
y/n
*its good for hanging…*
Kunikida
Don’t analyse whether you can hang yourself in a random teahouse we just found !
Kunikida
And y/n stop looking at it so hopefully !
y/n
I was just wondering about hanging health method .
Dazai
Huh???? You don’t know !
Dazai
It’s so good for shoulder cramps !
Kunikida
What ! Such a thing exists ?
Dazai
Yes yes ! Write it all down !
Kunikida
hanging…health…method…
Dazai
We were just messing with you
Kunikida
YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS
Kunikida
DON’T YOU HAVE ANY SHAME ?
Kunikida
I HAD A PERFECT SCHEDULE TODAY
Kunikida
BUT BECAUSE OF YOU-
Atsushi
so, about your job today…
They continued fighting while y/n talked to atsushi
Atsushi
Wait, ofcourse you jobs are classified !
y/n
Oh it doesn’t require secrecy
y/n
We are looking for a certain tiger
y/n
Its a man eater who’s recently appeared in these parts
y/n
He hasn’t devoured anyone but ransacked warehouses and eaten from farms
y/n
it’s been spotted here alot lately
Atsushi fell down while Dazai and Kunikida had their attention on atsushi now
Atsushi
Oh ! I see now i should go
Kunikida
y/n what did you tell him? Why is he so panicked ?
y/n
I just told him that we are looking for a tiger
Kunikida
You know something brat, don’t you ?
Atsushi
You can’t! No one can take it on !
Atsushi
It’s after me ! It almost killed me !
Atsushi
If he’s seen around here ! Then I’ve to run !
Kunikida
Brat ! Either you tell us everything or pay for your food !
Atsushi
My orphanage was ruined because of him
Atsushi
No one died but they kicked me out so they had one less mouth to feed
Atsushi
Since that day he’s chasing me
Atsushi
Just some while ago, when i was walking around tsurumi, i saw him
Atsushi
I’m sure he’s in this city in search of me
Dazai
What’s the last time you saw the tiger ?
Atsushi
Around tsurumi four days ago
Kunikida
It was sighted there 4 days ago
Kunikida
What are you talking about y/n ?
Dazai
Why are you always so hasty
Dazai
That’s why your plans never work out
y/n
…why am i being lectured by you now…
Kunikida
Now now, you two should really stop fighting all the time
y/n
*mumbles* tch i hate you
Dazai
That’s understandable . I deserve to be hated by you . So I’m just paying for my sins, but I don’t hate you tho
Dazai
Anyways ! Atsushi kun ! Are you free tonight?
Kunikida
* there he goes, changing topic again *
Atsushi
i- i have a bad feeling about this …
Dazai
Help us find the tiger !
Kunikida
huh???? What’s with the code language-
y/n
Let’s go kunikida kun
Atsushi
Im not doing this ! Who in their right mind would agree -
Atsushi
Im not going to be temped ..
Atsushi
How much would the reward be ?
Dazai
Let’s see, around this much…
So then atsushi agreed to help dazai
And kunikida and y/n left .
Comments
Ag. White
they both are suicidal /Chuckle/
2024-07-12
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