2!pt1
Sukuna
Welcome to my place what do u want
Sukuna walks into his kitchen
Itadori
Kid just why did you get hired
Megumi
Why am I still working with a curse
Naho
He kinda reminds me of tomioka
Itadori
Congratulations ur gay now
Sukuna
Ok ok the kid is way to young to figure who she likes
Itadori
SHE IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS JOB
Sukuna
Anyways whisky pls
Megumi
Ok sir here is ur whiskey cursed energy special
Tengen
Cursed energy? Um ok
Kanao
Man I wish I could have alcohol
Inosake
MAN I'M ONLY 2years away I don't FUCKIN CARE I'M DRINKING IT
Muichiro
WAIT WAIT WAIT what is alcohol
Obanai
Man if u tell him that he is gonna want it and man I'm not getting in trouble for a drunk muichiro
Muichiro
I still don't know who muichiro is
Muichiro
Oh I I thought I was Yurchiro
Giyu
Man can i just have the alcohol
Mitsuri
Maybe we should have it at night the morning is definitely not a great idea
Sanemi
Yeah cuz she is ur future wife
Mitsuri
Boys it's because I have a mission
Rengoku
Well its an important role of being a harshira 😃
Giyu
How can u have a mission in the morning
Mitsuri
It's not a demon slayering mission it's a baby sistering mission
Muichiro
Man for the last time I don't need babysitting
Mitsuri
No it's my little brother
Muichiro
When did she have a brother
Gyomei
She always had one
Muichiro
How are children even made
Genya
Let's just skip that question
Shinobu
Sanemi u are babysitting my triplets
Obanai
Wtf are u saying bamboo women
Tanjiro
HEY SHE IS NESUKO
Muichiro
My phone ran out of charge
Zenitsu
WOMP WOMP muichiro
Aoi
man shinobu will murder us
Inosake
WHO GIVES A FUCK LOOK WHAT I GOT
Muichiro
man what is that liquid and where did u get it
Tanjiro
It can make u feel tired and sometimes s-
Muichiro
Man gimme that liquid
Inosake
OK WHO EVER GETS DRUNK FIRST LOSES
Muichiro
What ever drunk means ok
Both inosake and muichiro are drinking the bottles
Muichiro
What ever that liquid was it taste amazing
Muichiro is just admiring the taste as inosake is chugging the bottles down
Aoi
Inosake is never gonna get drunk at this point
Inosake
MAN I'M GOING TO BEAT A HARSHIRA FOR THE FIRST TIME
Muichiro
Mind-hmmm taste like luxury maybe I should drink more-
Tanjiro
INOSAKE THATS UR TENTH BOTTLE
Inosake
I'M GOING TO BEAT A HARSHIRA TODAY
Kanao
Thats probably cause this is his first time
Inosake
Man I feel dizzy thats enough for today
Aoi
GUYS WE CAN'T KILL A HARSHIRA
Tanjiro
GOING TO BE EXECUTED
Zenitsu
GUYS I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM CPR
Kanao
GUYS WE JUST KILLED MUICHIRO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
Genya
Oh shit did u poison a harshira
Tanjiro
NO INOSAKE AND MUICHIRO WHERE DOING A DRINKING CONTEST
Genya
U know that guy never took alcohol
Tanjiro
Man he is really innocent
Tanjiro
He doesn't even know how kids are made
Kanao
He knows fortnite tho
Genya
Obviously what else would he knows
Aoi
GUYS MUICHIRO IS MURDERED AND UR JUST HAVING A CASUAL TALK
Genya
He is still breathing
Kanao
What genya i never thought u were gay-na
Kanao
Can't touch a woman
Genya
HOW IS ZENITSU SURVIVING THEN
Aoi
Man we need to wake up muichiro before the others figure out
Inosake
Yeah I'm not getting in trouble
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