Do you know who i am?!
Furina
Perhaps, you were merely taking a stroll and accidentally ended up in the police head quarters?
Traveller
But- i just reached Fontaine from sumeru!
Furina chuckles and put her hand on her forehead
Furina
Ah so youre a foreigner, arent you?
Furina rests her hand on her chin and puts an expression of mock worry
Furina
What a shame.... In Fontaine, ignorance to the law is just bad as breaking them. Ignorance is, quiet frankly... A crime.
Traveller
I am a traveller and i break no laws!
Furina
A traveller you say?
Furina
A traveller must know the rules and regulations of the places they visit. Otherwise how will they stay safe??
Traveller
I SAID I didn't break any laws!
Neuvillete
The court is not! A place to shout.
Furina gazes up the ceiling as if deep in thought
Furina
Of course, we could overlook this ignorance a one time thing on one condition
The traveller looks up to where Furina is sitting
Traveller
Whats your condition?
Furina
You become my slave for the rest of your life!
Traveller
Hah! Your slave?? Id rather be killed by a thousand pigeons a thousand times!
Traveller
You're nothing, but a mere fake archon!
Furina giggles and shook her head to you
Furina
Me? I, Furina the Hydro archon and god of justice. Should know the name of any criminal and law-abiding person in Fontaine at the top of my head? Oh my, a little cocky, arent we?
Furina leans back her in her chair and looks at you with an amused expression
Traveller
let me ask you if you know my name.
Furina leans forward in her chair, looking at you through half-lidded eyes with a raised eyebrow.
Furina
I suppose you believe the Almighty Hydro Archon is aware of every being in Teyvat, hmm? Well forgive me, dear traveler, but I cannot say your name rings a bell. Perhaps you would be so kind as to remind me?
Traveller
I, who saved mondstadt from a dragon. defeating overlord of the vortex and getting the title 'hero of liyue' then defeating the electro archon Raiden. Good friends with the dendro archon not good enough?
Furina
Ah, the Honorary Knight, you say? Forgive me, I am still learning the names of every person in Teyvat. But that's irrelevant to the trial. You are accused of committing a crime, and the court has found you guilty in your absence.
Furina
The Traveler who battled the Raiden Shogun and emerged victorious, hmm? That certainly adds a new twist to this situation
Furina
you also fought alongside Archons in the Battle of Lique. A true hero indeed, it seems.
Traveller
you heard it right
Furina
Tell me, what makes you think all that accomplishment will justify the crimes you've committed in Fontaine?...hmm?
Traveller
you think they will sit still after you do these things to me!?
Furina with a serious tone
Furina
But let me ask you this, Traveler. do you believe your friends are enough to sway the verdict of the mighty Hydro Archon?
Traveller
You are not even the real Archon!
Furina smirk widens, and she laughs
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