Shiba gets a date
A few hours later I made my way to school, since the rest of us except for Shiba hadn't really done the project we were sent to detention
I'mOld
I don't know why, but I feel so terrible, maybe we should have done the project
LordDenominator
Yeah maybe
LayLay
Weirdly I agree maybe we should have, the stress is for real draining my beauty
I'mOld
So have you guys heard the rumor
I'mOld
The one about the bridge of courage
LordDenominator
Ohhhh...... I don't think that's for us
BushyShiba
Are you guys going to keep ignoring me?
BushyShiba
And why the hell am I in detention with you idiots?
LayLay
......are we going to tell him?
LordDenominator
And go on a guilt trip
LordDenominator
No thank you
BushyShiba
What did you do!
I'mOld
Nothing too serious don't worry
BushyShiba
Omgomg, do you have any idea what this means?
BushyShiba
My academic record has been stained
LordDenominator
Dude relax, it's just one time of detention
I'mOld
Dammit sorry, but my conscious cant handle this, I have to tell him
I'mOld
You know how our teacher, Mr Evening has an obsession with being ruthless
I'mOld
Well we just kinda switched your homework out with a blank one
BushyShiba
You dimwits ruined my perfect score
BushyShiba
How the hell did you even get it done
LordDenominator
Got the Class rep to do it
BushyShiba
I hate the three of you
LordDenominator
Dammit fine, I'll admit I feel a little bad about this
LordDenominator
that's why the three of us got you a gift
BushyShiba
..... I'm listening.
LayLay
You know how you are a virgin and have no girlfriend
BushyShiba
We are all virgins stupid.
LayLay
Not me, I have graduated from that
I'mOld
Sex toys don't count lol
I'mOld
Anyway we got you a date
LordDenominator
Ha Omg I knew it
LordDenominator
Pay up suckers
LayLay
Ugh, can't I buy you lunch or something
I'mOld
I only have 20 with me right now so
BushyShiba
What is happening?
LordDenominator
We made a bet and I won
BushyShiba
I don't even know why I'm friends with you Neanderthals
LordDenominator
also you are pretty much the life of the group and my wallet
LordDenominator
I said pay up!!
LayLay
ugh fine you will get your money
I'mOld
Talk about being greedy
BushyShiba
Can't believe you guys played me like that 😭😭
I'mOld
We may have made a game of it, yes but the date thing is still true
BushyShiba
Seriously so you guys got me a date with Ashley
LordDenominator
Lol no she's way out of anyone's league
LayLay
We got you a date with Alex instead
BushyShiba
omg out of everyone in school, why pick Alex
LayLay
I can feel his excitement lol
BushyShiba
You guys do know she manhandled a grown man right
I'mOld
Pfft baseless rumors
LordDenominator
You should stop listening to gossip and listen to your friends
LayLay
Yeah we know what's good for you lol
BushyShiba
You guys are evil
LordDenominator
Hehehe take a look behind you buddy
LordDenominator
just take a look
LordDenominator
Omg it's not like I'm going to do anything
Shiba turns to look behind him, only to meet the gaze of Alex. He gasps in surprise as she looks at him, a smile tucking at the her lips, her cheeks burn a shade of red as she stutters to say something.
BushyShiba
Omg she just asked me out
I'mOld
Agree to her proposal my good man
LayLay
Bro's bout to blunder lol
BushyShiba
She is more of a dude than I am, and she scares me
I'mOld
She may be rough on the outside, but she could be gentle and soft on the inside
I'mOld
Just don't piss her off tho lol
LordDenominator
should we get him a coffin?
I'mOld
Okay but seriously aside from the jokes, she really likes you man so just say yes
LordDenominator
Yeah why you scared shiba lol
BushyShiba
Well good news is the date is on
BushyShiba
Bad news is I have no idea what to do
LordDenominator
Hey don't worry we got you
BushyShiba
You two are useless, so I'll stick with Archie
LordDenominator
Damn critical hit on my emotions
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