Episode 3. Text Messages And Annoying Calls

Unknown: Heylo!! Bleh..

Blair: Heylo, Bleh? Seriously? And who the hell are you?

Unknown; Hey+hello= heylo

And I am your Mr.R. and I am calling u bleh.

Blair: ....

Unknown: Aww!! Say something princess

Blair: 1. I have a name that is Blair. B-L-A-I-R

2. don't call me princess!

Unknown: I am hurt baby

Here I am in a hospital and you are being a meanie!!

Blair: What? you're in hospital?

How am I supposed to know?

BTW, what happened to you?

Unknown: I was sneaking away from my house...

Blair: Hmm..hmm, Go on.

Unknown: And I jumped the fence...

Blair: Continue...

Unknown: I quickly ran away some meters away from my house

And reached an old granny's garden...

Blair: And then that old granny hit you with her crutches?

Ha! I knew it. You are such an annoying boy!

That granny's crutches must be in hospital not you!

Unknown:Will u not cut me off and listen carefully?

And that was mean!!

Bair: Ok. Go on.

Unknown: When she was hitting me I tried to dodge her attacks

And out of nowhere tomato tree fell on me and I blacked out!

See I blacked out ! U should know my pain!!

Blair: Dude are u for real? That was not a tree. It was a FREAKING PLANT!!

FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!

Unknown: Hahahah...

And YOU fell for it!!

You fell for it. Hahahahha

Blair: you know what?

Unknown: What?

Blair: YOU ARE A FUDGING GONE CASE!!!

Unknown: IKR?

Blair; -_-

Unknown: Muah!

Blair: Ew! Gross! Who wants your kiss.

Call disconnected

Blair: Pick the dam call!!

Unknown: Hehehe

Call disconnected

Call disconnected

Call disconnected

Call disconnected

Call disconnected

Blair: FUDGING PICK UP THE CALL!!!!

Unknown: I can't. I said I am in hospital. The nurse is staring at me and giving me creeps

Blair: What that has got to do with the call?

Unknown: I don't know?

Blair: .....u r insane!

Unknown: I know and I can't help it!

Blair: Jerk!

Unknown: Cupcake

Blair: Freak

Unknown: Chocopie

Blair: Madman

Unknown: Madwomen

Blair: Wee willy Wonka's poop

Unknown:Tomato poop

Blair: Tomato never poops

Unknown: U can't help my imagination babe

Blair: U know only one person has this privilege of me calling him a BUCKTARD. BUT you are behaving like one

making me call u BUCKTARD

Unknown: ooh! Am I sensing my love rival here?

Blair: Dude, love rival? Yours?

Unknown: Yup! Mine. Don't u love me?

Blair: Ha! Nevahhh!

Unknown: I bet he's not more handsome than me!

Blair: I doubt that.

Unknown: Why? Have you seen me?

Blair: Even if I haven't seen u he's the most handsome boy I have seen.

Unknown: Who's he? and do u like him?

Blair: Are we playing twenty questions?

Unknown: Whatever u take it as...

Blair: He is the most annoying person ever. He's name is Greyson and I don't like him a bit

Unknown: why?

Blair: Why what?

Unknown: Why don't u like him?

Blair: It's just he gets under my skin!

Unknown: I love to get under your skin babe!

Blair: Sheeesh!! Shut up u pervert!

Unknown: What? I mean I love to annoy u. What were u thinking u little naughty girl. Ah? Ah? Ah?

Blair: I wasn't thinking anything don't turn the tables.

Unknown:I am on my bed.

Blair: -_-

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