I didn't die!

When I woke up in the hospital, my whole family and one of my 27 girlfriend was crying, her name was... ummm... I need to think😑😑😑😑😑....

Now I remember, her name was Bai Xi, I got so many girlfriends that I forgot some of their names😅(Off course a genius like me can have so many girlfriends😎) . But the worst thing was, my family and she cried so much that their snouts were sticking on my body! Geez🤮🤮! I would rather die than be stuck with snouts!!!😱

When I woke up my father said, they already knew that I would jump from the building that's why they kept the trampolines there. I was surprised😵. For a while I thought my parents wanted to make fun of me by appointing some terrible-looking people to chase me and then throw me out of the building only to be saved by a giant trampoline!🙄🤔 I thought that my parents got some mental problems but turned out that I was the one with mental problems🤨! 😑😑😑.... Few days prior to the incident I wanted to eat a medicine to nourish my body. (I wanted to nourish my body as I was suffering from loose motion, shhh🤫 don't tell anyone!) But by mistake I ordered a wrong medicine and ate it! It was sleeping pills!😱... What a terrible mistake I did!😵 Then what else could happen! I slept for 18 hrs(I normally sleep for 12 hrs😑).🙄 Then my mother came to know that I ate sleeping pills, she informed to father. But father did not do anything. I was kinda surprised but now I knew what my father's original plan was!😒

My entire family thought I wanted to suicide. They weren't thinking. They were sure about it!😒 They are so stupid! So they thought I will kill myself in that large building by jumping from the top (How can they be so sure about it!?🤨 ) 😒😒😒. I can't believe such a handsome, smart and intelligent boy like me is their son😒! Gross! But you might be thinking about those terrible-looking persons aren't ya? Those were also appointed by my father!😣 It was the other part of my father's stupid plan!😔 He wanted those terrible-looking people to pretend to kill me with their real knives! So that those terrible-looking people can tell me that it's very painful to die, and that I shouldn't! And about the entire building to be empty is more embarassing to tell😥... My father alerted the public that they should return as soon as my modelling show gets over orelse I will eat poison and die infront of them! My father also gave each person 25 dollars for returning as soon as possible!😒 How can the public think I will do such a thing! What the hell is with their brain!😫 How can they think that I will die without enjoying my own harem!😣... It is not ending here yet! After I was back to my normal handsome state😎, I mean after I returned from hospital😅, my father appointed special Cheaters (I mean Teachers!😅) to teach me the importance of life. OMG! I am so pissed off! But the worst thing is... 26 of my girlfriends broke up with me! My dream of having my own harem, my girlfriend pool! All gone😱😱😱 These all happened because of my father's damn idea😢! Stupid Girls! Now lemme see how they will get a husband more handsome than me!🤬🤬🤬 Now I only have Bai Xi😔... But she's the most preetiest from the rest 26😁...

Bye friends! I will never see you again 😁... But that doesn't mean you all are allowed to expose my secrets😈

Never See Ya!...

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