Una Jessica Barlow

Una is a generous tradesperson's assistant who enjoys competitive dog grooming

Una Jessica Barlow is a 28-year-old tradesperson's assistant who enjoys competitive dog grooming, baking and planking. She is generous and stable, but can also be very lazy and a bit unfriendly.

She is Portuguese who defines herself as straight. She started college but never finished the course.

Physically, Una is not in great shape. She needs to lose quite a lot of weight. She is very short with light skin, purple hair and brown eyes. She has sticking-out-ears.

She grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. After her mother died when she was young, she was raised by her father

She is currently single. Her most recent romance was with a politician called Iman Ryan Smith, who was 7 years older than her. They broke up because Iman got fed up of how Una talked to people.

Una's best friend is a tradesperson's assistant called Rafael Reed. They are inseparable. She also hangs around with Keelan Mendoza and Leonardo Mitchell. They enjoy charity work together.

Basic Information

Name: Una Jessica Barlow

Nicknames: Jessie / Lazy Una

Reason for nicknames: Derived from Jessica / Descriptive

Date of birth: Sunday, 7th Jun 1992 (Age 28)

Star sign: Gemini

Nationality: Portuguese

Ethnicity: Mixed

Social class: Upper class

Religion: Aetheist

Sexuality: Straight

Education: Some college

Political views: Centre

Relationship status: Single

Career path: Tradesperson

Physical characteristics

Height: very short

Shape: very overweight

Build: well-built

Hair colour: purple (naturally black)

Eyes: brown

Face shape: heart-shaped

Glasses/lenses: none

Distinguishing marks: sticking-out-ears

Other words that might be used: clipped, curvacious, little, muscular, overweight, punky, purple-haired, short, squat, stumpy, well-built

Personality

Positive characteristics: generous, stable

Negative characteristics: lazy, unfriendly

Words often used: generous, lazy, stable, unfriendly

Other words that might be used: balanced, beetle-browed, benevolent, bighearted, bounteous, bountiful, chilly, cool, firm, generous, giving, hostile, inhospitable, inimical, lasting, lazy, liberal, magnanimous, munificent, openhanded, overgenerous, prodigal, scowling, sound, stabilized, stable, static, steady, stupid, unchangeable, unchanging, uncongenial, uncordial, unfluctuating, unfriendly, ungrudging, unintelligent, unneighborly, unneighbourly, unreactive, unselfish, unsparing, unstinted, unstinting

Moral: sometimes

Stable: sometimes

Loyal: sometimes

Generous: very

Extrovert: not at all

Compassionate: very

IQ: 81

Hobbies: competitive dog grooming, baking, planking, charity work, painting, spreading fake news on Facebook, extreme ironing, cycling, playing video games

Diet eats meat

Favourite foods: pizza, soup

Employment

Tea maker Smith and Sons 2008 - 2012 resigned

Tradesperson's assistant Smith and Sons 2012 - present

Background

Early years Una grew up in a wealthy neighbourhood. After her mother died when she was young, she was raised by her father

Formative years Una got is first job as a tea maker at age 16

Una started college but quit part way through the course.

Relationships

Friends

Rafael Abel Reed

(Lifespan: 1987 - present)

Relation Friend

Occupation Sales assistant

Age 33

Relationship They are inseparable

Keelan George Mendoza

(Lifespan: 1988 - present)

Relation Friend

Occupation Lab assistant

Age 32

Relationship They have a very firey friendship

Leonardo Maximilian Mitchell

(Lifespan: 1997 - present)

Relation Friend

Occupation Sales assistant

Age 23

Relationship They have a very firey friendship

Parents

Alex Gabriela Barlow (née Barnes)

(Lifespan: 1966 - 1995)

Relation Mother

Occupation Journalist

Age Died in 1995 aged 29. (Would have been 54.)

Cause of death infection

Relationship She idolises her.

Jaime Toni Barlow

(Lifespan: 1958 - present)

Relation Father

Occupation Doctor

Age 62

Relationship Generally harmonious.

Siblings

Tomas Hayden Barlow

(Lifespan: 1974 - present)

Relation Half brother (shared father)

Occupation Politician

Age 46

Relationship Una and Tomas grew up in separate homes but see each other a lot. Una and Tomas get on well despite the age gap.

Claudia Marcia Barlow

(Lifespan: 1975 - present)

Relation Half sister (shared father)

Occupation Novelist

Age 44

Relationship Una and Claudia grew up in separate homes but see each other a lot. Una and Claudia get on well despite the age gap.

Kendra Lara Barlow

(Lifespan: 1986 - present)

Relation Sister

Occupation Senior programmer

Age 33

Relationship They are inseparable.

Livia Iman Barlow

(Lifespan: 1988 - present)

Relation Sister

Occupation Receptionist

Age 32

Relationship They get on well most of the time.

Former Partners

Lara Mason Carter

(Lifespan: 1995 - present)

Relation Ex-boyfriend (3 years : 2011 - 2014)

Occupation Legal secretary

Reason for breakup Lara wanted somebody more intellectual

Age 25

Relationship Remained friends

Iman Ryan Smith

(Lifespan: 1985 - present)

Relation Ex-boyfriend (3 years : 2015 - 2018)

Occupation Politician

Reason for breakup Iman got fed up of how Una talked to people

Age 35

Relationship Occasional frosty contact

Political Views

Abortion: very pro

Racial equality: very pro

LGBTQ rights: very pro

Subsidised healthcare: against

Gun control: pro

Nuclear disarmament: against

Death penalty: undecided

Tax cuts for the wealthy: undecided

Protecting the environment: pro

Timeline

1992 Age 0 Una Barlow is born

1995 Age 3 Mother, Alex Gabriela Barlow (née Barnes) dies aged 29 (infection)

2008 Age 16 Starts work at Smith and Sons at tea maker

2011 Age 19 Gets together with Lara Mason Carter.

2012 Age 20 Resigns from job as tea maker at Smith and Sons

Starts work at Smith and Sons at tradesperson's assistant

2014 Age 22 Relationship with Lara Mason Carter ends (Lara wanted somebody more intellectual).

2015 Age 23 Gets together with Iman Ryan Smith.

2018 Age 26 Relationship with Iman Ryan Smith ends (Iman got fed up of how Una talked to people).

2020-05-31 Present Day

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