Eat the Rich

Maya, Ezra, and Adrien are at a restaurant
Ezra drinks her soda and slams it down on the table
Ezra
Ezra
What a day
Ezra
Ezra
All 3 of us graduated
Ezra
Ezra
And are onto adulthood
Adrien slurps his noodles
And says with a full mouth
Adrien
Adrien
You make it sound like it’s a good thing
Maya
Maya
Yeah
Maya
Maya
Ages 18 to 25 are the toughest years in a humans life
Ezra
Ezra
Ok you’re right
Ezra
Ezra
But I will be going to New York
Ezra
Ezra
You already know my dream is to become a fashion designer
Adrien
Adrien
Yeah
Adrien
Adrien
But do you have the money
Maya
Maya
New York is too expensive
Maya
Maya
You’ll probably end up homeless if things don’t go right
Ezra
Ezra
I’ve been working hard since I turned 16
Ezra
Ezra
I got a job at a retail store
Ezra
Ezra
And do you know hard that is
Ezra
Ezra
During Christmas time all you hear is Mariah Carey
Adrien and Maya laugh
Ezra
Ezra
Just 2 weeks ago I met a Karen
Ezra
Ezra
You know how frustrating that was
Adrien
Adrien
I’m lucky I’m rich
Adrien
Adrien
I can’t do what Ezra does
Adrien
Adrien
Picking up dirty bottles and cans just for a few bucks
Maya and Ezra looks at Adrien with angry looks
Ezra
Ezra
I hate rich people
Maya
Maya
Let’s just eat the rich people
Adrien spits out his noodles
Adrien
Adrien
Wait what
Ezra
Ezra
Nothing
Adrien
Adrien
You guys can’t commit cannibalism no matter what
Adrien
Adrien
Ok guys
Maya
Maya
Sure
Adrien
Adrien
Why are you saying sure
Adrien
Adrien
You should have said “ I was just kidding”
Maya quietly eats
Ezra
Ezra
Calm down we’re just kidding
Ezra
Ezra
Wait
Ezra
Ezra
Right Maya
Maya
Maya
Yeah I would never eat people
Maya
Maya
You guys think I must be crazy
Adrien
Adrien
Well
Maya
Maya
Hey
Maya
Maya
I have never done anything crazy
Ezra
Ezra
Well you did say to a kid that you were going to kidnap him
Maya
Maya
I only said that because I wanted to teach him not to just trust anyone
Maya
Maya
No matter what they look like
Adrien
Adrien
Could have tried a different approach
Maya
Maya
Well never mind that
Ezra
Ezra
And that time when a man flashed you
Ezra
Ezra
You said you’ll rip his face off and
Maya
Maya
Ok ok
Maya
Maya
I may be just a little crazy
Maya
Maya
But that’s it
Maya
Maya
Well never mind that
Maya
Maya
Let’s talk about what we’re going to do now

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