I have an Ex?!
Xavier August
**walking**
Xavier August
I’m all alone tonight...
Xavier August
Pascal’s with his girlfriend right now...
Xavier August
*takes phone out*
Xavier August
Who’s Jacob... should I pick up..?
Jacob Fritz
(TEXT) Yo, What’s Up, August?
Jacob Fritz
(TEXT) Pick Up the call, will ya?
Xavier August
**panics** Who is this guy. What am I supposed to do.
Xavier August
**Nervous** There goes the phone again....
Xavier August
Oh! I have an idea!
Xavier August
(TEXT) Hey man. Sorry August left his phone at his friend’s place
Jacob Fritz
(TEXT) Oh ok. Thanks for telling
Xavier August
**Relaxed** Phew~ That was a pain
**walking down the road to Xavier’s house**
Xavier August
This GPS thing got so much improved in 2000 years. Damn
Xavier August
My house should be just behind the corner....
IN FRONT OF XAVIER’S HOUSE
Xavier August
**Quickly hides** WTF. Isn’t that the Jacob guy who called me earlier?!
Xavier August
Wtf is he doing at my house?! How am I supposed to get in?!
Xavier August
**looking for a way to get in**
Xavier August
**Startled** SH!t I forgot to silent this thing
Jacob Fritz
**smirks** Heard You August. Come out will you?
Xavier August
**slowly comes out and walks towards him**
Jacob Fritz
**laughs** Seriously? Still playing hide and seek at this age?
Jacob Fritz
You’ll never grow up
Jacob Fritz
**Looks at his phone** why did you lie?
Xavier August
**confused** W-What lie?
Jacob Fritz
**cough** the phone?
Xavier August
**realises** Oh! Yeah the phone... well....
Xavier August
I-I left it at a friend’s place... and um... I just got it back from him....
Jacob Fritz
**Suspicious**
Jacob Fritz
**smug** Oh ok. Anyways-
Xavier August
So... why are you..?
Jacob Fritz
Come one open the door, I’m staying over tonight at your place
Xavier August
**opens the door and walks inside together**
Jacob Fritz
**stretches** Aaahh! Man, I’m tired. Let me borrow your shower, don’t you dare peek *winks*
Xavier August
**blushes** Why would I peek, weirdo
Jacob Fritz
*goes into the bathroom*
Xavier August
*runs and takes his phone*
Xavier August
**Anxious** Come on! pick up damn it!
*Tuu* *Tutuuuu*- **PICKS UP**
Xavier August
Pascal! I need your help!
Pascal Race
Could it wait? I’m a bit b-busy right now
Xavier August
What are you-
Amanda Whales
(On the Phone) **Moans**~ Ahh~ yess~~ Aaahh~
Xavier August
**Blushes** Oh.. Ok.
Pascal Race
So yeah I’ll C-Call you back later
Xavier August
Just tell me who is Jacob
Pascal Race
He’s your ex girlfriend’s bf, you dumba$$
Xavier August
**Speechless** My Ex girlfriend’s...... boyfriend....? 😶
Pascal Race
Yeah you moron. I’m hanging up
Xavier August
**sitting silently**
Xavier August
Which reason should I panic more?
Xavier August
That I have an ex gf...
Xavier August
Or that her bf is using my shower in my house right now....?
Xavier August
**Squeezes his head** I Can’t take anymore stress...
Jacob Fritz
**walks out of the bathroom**
Jacob Fritz
God! I feel much better now
Xavier August
**Cleaning the room** Yeah?
Jacob Fritz
Can I borrow some clothes? I forgot to bring mine
Xavier August
**turns around** Sure, just take something from the wardrobe behind-
Xavier August
**Sees his 🍆**
Jacob Fritz
**Smirks** Whaccha lookin at
Xavier August
**YELLS** WOULD IT KILL YOU TO COVER THAT THING?!?
Jacob Fritz
**Chuckles** What’s the matter?
Jacob Fritz
You never complained about it before
Xavier August
What- **can’t believe his own ears**
Jacob Fritz
Yeah, you shouldn’t be embarrassed about it
Jacob Fritz
**walks closer to him**
Jacob Fritz
Not after everything we’ve done
Xavier August
**About to pass out**
Xavier August
You’re kidding me-
Xavier August
You’re my ex girlfriend’s boyfriend....
Xavier August
**backs up**
Jacob Fritz
August? **worried**
Xavier August
We did- that...?!
Xavier August
**Collapses**
Jacob Fritz
**Quickly catches him**
Jacob Fritz
Wtf just happened **confused**
Jacob Fritz
**puts him in bed**
Jacob Fritz
**sits beside him and gently strokes his hair**
Jacob Fritz
You’re so cute when you’re vulnerable like this, August.
Xavier August
...................
Xavier August
**Wakes Up**
Xavier August
Where am I?....
Xavier August
Oh yeah, I’m at my house.. with....
Xavier August
My Ex Girlfriend’s Boyfriend-
Xavier August
**runs down to see if he’s still there or not**
Pascal Race
You’re saying he acted weird and then collapsed?
Jacob Fritz
Yeah, Man. It was weird
Pascal Race
He is acting weird lately-
They see Xavier walking towards the living room
Jacob Fritz
**gets up** Ah! August! You’re awake! How are you feeling?
Pascal Race
I think he’s still not feeling well. Give him some time to recover
Jacob Fritz
Yeah... I think so.
Pascal Race
I think we should leave
Jacob Fritz
**touches Xavier’s shoulder**
Jacob Fritz
I’ll see you later, August. Next time pick up my calls instead of making weird stories.
Xavier August
**looking down**
Jacob Fritz
I’ll take my leave then
Pascal Race
Soo...... I’ll be leaving too-
Xavier August
**grabs his hand**
Xavier August
We need to talk **Softly**
Pascal Race
**Nervous** Oh.. Ok....
Xavier August
I know you think I’m kidding but I need to know everything about me.
Pascal Race
Dude, I don’t know much about you
Xavier August
Then tell me who does?! **shouts**
Xavier August
**calms down** Tell me who knows everything about me
Xavier August
I’ll go and ask them- I don’t want to annoy you anymore
Pascal Race
Your ex girlfriend
Xavier August
And she is?
Pascal Race
....... You really forgot about her?....
Xavier August
**gets mad** Just cut the cr@p and tell me who she is
Xavier August
Wait what? **shocked**
Pascal Race
You were dating my sister
Xavier August
**Falls on the bed**
Xavier August
I want to pass out again...
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