My (Loving) Psychotic Boyfriend
Kai's Birthday Gift
Bai
Kai! You left unannounced!
Kai
Sorry! I just had to get to work!
Kai was in college, and was a part- timer in a grocery.
At least now, she has to find a new job.
Bai
Have you found any new job openings?
Bai
You know I want you far away from Haruto.
Kai
Yeah, there are some listings looking for maids....
Bai
C'mon! You don't have to like the job! Just do it!
Kai
Yeah, but you tend to do the job better if you like it...
Bai
So, you like working at the grocery?
Kai
Stop texting me, I have work to do.
Bai
Yeah, when you get home!
Bai wasn't at work today, and she was secretly planning a surprise party for Kai.
Misumi was going to be there, too.
So, I'll make sure my present is there waiting for her.
I got her the necklace she wanted. The one that caught her eye the other day in the window of a shop.
It was a golden necklace with a dark blue pendant in it.
Kai
I thought I told you to stop texting me?!
UnKnown
You're right, I'm sorry.
UnKnown
Happy birthday, though.
Kai
How did you know today is my birthday?
UnKnown
I'm sorry, I'll leave you to work in the grocery.
Kai
How did you know I was at work?!
Kai
Are you pranking me, Bai?
Kai
Just don't text me any more!
Hours later, Kai was heading home.
She still didn't know who was texting her, and she became more paranoid when she was alone.
She opened the door to her apartment, and everyone shouted a surprise.
She carried the mysterious gift in with her, and Bai questioned it.
Misumi opened the package, and found the necklace.
"It's probably your *** of an ex boyfriend." Misumi said. "Throw it out."
Why did Kai throw out my gift?
Did she not like it?
It makes me sad, that I wasted 10,000¥ (yen) for an unwanted gift.
Next time, she WILL accept my gift.
Kai
I'm going to block your number.
UnKnown
I was just asking. Did you have a good day?
UnKnown
I left you a present, Kai.
Kai
Goodnight, mysterious number.
UnKnown
I'm upset, with you, Kai.
Kai
Because I threw out your present?
UnKnown
Yes. And I knew you liked it.
UnKnown
Why did you throw it out?
Kai
Because, I don't know you.
Kai
And I don't accept gifts from strange men who randomly text me through the day.
UnKnown
Who's to say that I'm a man?
Kai
Listen, creepy man/woman, stop texting me, or I'll tell everyone about this.
UnKnown
And what will you say?
UnKnown
"Oh! You won't believe it! I've been texting this weird rando on my phone, and It's creepy!"
UnKnown
Ha. Nice one, Kai.
UnKnown
ALRIGHT, GOODNIGHT, KAI!
Kai
Stop using big text with me!
UnKnown
Good night, I love you.
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I always have, and I want to **** **** to you.
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I want you to love me too.
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You're right. I'm sorry, Kai.
UnKnown
Are you. going to block my number?
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