Spider Lady
They rolled out the sides of the bed
Unknown
My darling food~ You're wearing me out by making me chase after you~
Roxanne
How are we gonna kill this bîtch?
Unknown
Bîtch? No, no, no, not at all my darling.
Derek
If you're no bîtch then leave
Grey
Do you think she will actually liste-
Andrew
Are you kidding me?!
Andrew
So what's the point in chasing us if she'll still leave
Derek
Grey, you were saying
Roxanne
You're assumptions turned out wrong 😂
Grey
It's a good thing it did, if not, I don't think we'd be standing here
Andrew
Grey, I thought you employed a caretaker for this house
Andrew
Isn't she supposed to be here?
Grey
Maybe she stepped out for something
Grey
Are you mentally ill?
Roxanne
Have you forgotten the reason why we're here?!
A lady wearing a black dress is seen walking through the door. It is a Victorian era style of gown. It looks shimmering and captivating. The lady wearing the gown had a very beautiful look. Men would be at her beck and call after just one look at her
Lady Noire
Hello, young masters and young miss
Lady Noire
I'm lady Noire, I live next door. I heard someone cursing and swearing so I came to ask what's going on? Is everything okay?
Roxanne
Yes, thank you very much. Please leave
Roxanne
Everything's okay, what else?
Roxanne
Are you expecting someone's death or something? Kindly leave. Thanks
Derek
Come on Roxanne, that's not how to talk to someone, especially a beautiful lady as such
Lady Noire
*smiles charmingly*
Grey and Andrew said in unison: “Idiot”
Derek
Lady Noire, may I have the honors of walking you back? A beautiful lady like you would need a charming prince like me to protect her
Lady Noire
You may. Shall we?
As Derek decides to walk her out. Roxanne taps Grey and Andrew's shoulder
Roxanne
*whispers* Look down
And as they did, what they saw was impossible to comprehend
Grey
Yeah, we noticed them as soon as she entered
As lady Noire walked, something with a striking resemblance to a spider's leg was seen sticking out from under the dress
Lady Noire
And who are you referring to?
Roxanne smiled provocatively, leaned forward and said
Roxanne
Who else you six-eyed, eight-legged bîtch!
Lady Noire
I told you to stop calling me a bîtch!
The black gown of lady Noire turned into the bottom end of a spider.
She looked levitating because of her spider legs which elevated her from the ground
Roxanne
Someone's getting angry
Lady Noire
Argh! You annoying bastard! I. AM. NOT. A. BITCH
Andrew
I'm pretty sure you are
Grey, Roxanne and Andrew said in unison: “Idiot”
Roxanne
Hey bîtch, over here ✌
Grey snuck up behind “lady Noire”and stabbed her spider bottom
Andrew
Again, I'm pretty sure you're referring to yourself
Lady Noire
This is unacceptable!
Lady Noire turned to Roxane and as soon as she turned
Roxanne threw one of her homemade grenades at lady Noire
Andrew
Pass me a knife, Roxie
Roxanne tossed a knife to Andrew and as soon as the knife got to his hand he cut off three of the spider's legs
The spider like woman lay on the ground and struggled to get up
Lady Noire
I hate food that fight back but they're the most delicious *licks her lips*
In unison Grey, Andrew and Roxanne said
The spider lady turned to Derek and said
Lady Noire
You think you have the upper hand?
Lady Noire
You're not aware that you're trapped in my web of deception
Webs shot out from her arms and went straight for Roxanne
Grey
She really hates you, doesn't she?
Roxanne
Isn't it obvious *dodges*
Lady Noire
I would've enjoyed my tasty meal for tonight if not for you pesky little insects
Roxanne
...*speechless*...
Andrew
We were called insects by an insect
Derek
In what dimension did that seem right to her?
Derek
Hey you beautiful spider lady, what did you want from me?
Everyone present looked at Derek and said once again in unison: “Idiot ”
Lady Noire
I want your tasty and delicious soul
Lady Noire
You want to give me, mi amour ?
Lady Noire
N-no! How did you find out? My plan was flawless
Roxanne
You're plan was full of flaws, only an idiot *looks at Derek* wouldn't notice
Derek
I noticed. I was just playing along 😌
Andrew
Anyways, your plan had so many mistakes. I'd like to start with your outfit, like couldn't it be less conspicuous
Grey
Secondly, you came to this house and said you live next door, there are no houses in this area, only a supermarket, a cyber café and a business organization.
Roxanne
And finally you forgot to hide your spider legs. Right from when you walked in it was visible
Andrew
Now we're done talking, die.
Grey left and came back with a rope, some diesel and a matchbox
They tied her up and set her ablaze while she screamed in agony
Lady Noire
Argh! Aah! It burns!
Derek
Was it supposed to be cool or something?
As she burned, an eerie green smoke rose from the fire.
After she burned, a translucent figure arose from her ashes
The figure said: “Thank you for saving me”
And it turned into a white flash and disappeared
Grey
Something's not right
Grey
The spider seems intelligent but she still came to us despite the fact that she knew we seemed stronger
Derek
So? What's so strange in that?
Grey
I think she's working for someone
Derek
Since when did spirits work for humans?
Roxanne
I think you have a point though
Just then a bone chilling scream was heard
Unknown
How dare you eliminate a part of my soul! You filthy humans
The same thing that they ran away from at Derek's house was standing right in front of them
Grey
*sigh* Here we go again
Comments
Diamond Grande
🧟♂️🧟♂️need more content
2022-11-05
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Diamond Grande
Spider🕷️ lady gone...woho..
2022-11-05
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Diamond Grande
E shock u 🤣🤣🤣
2022-11-05
1