Toxic Love? • Sanzu Haruchiyo X Reader ep. 2

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hmm

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-I think I'll text me bestie-

btw everything is already typed because a b*tch was not botta type then screenshot the type and do that over and over again.

btwwww it's a Thursday night

next morning~

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*yawns*

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*walking down stairs*

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hey mom 😪😪

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hello sweetheart

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I'm gonna be going out with Samantha tomorrow night

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for what?

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she wants to go to a bar with me

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because now we're "legal of age" or smth

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*gasp*!

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I remember my first time going into a bar!!

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it was magical and fun and magical!

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me and my friends got drunk!

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thank God your dad was there and the only one sober too!

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haha!

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and then later on that night

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me and your father had a little fun-

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*awkwardly laughing* ahahahaha

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lets eat?

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im so hungry!

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yes yes

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I'm hungry too

at dinner table

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but about you going out to a bar

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your first bar to be specific

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we have to set some ground rules

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daaaaddd

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what?

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*groans*

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rule #1

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don't get to wasted-

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wait-

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have you ever drank alcohol??

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maybe a sip or two?-

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*rubbing nose bridge while sighing*

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well, since you've already tasted alcohol

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yk how addicting it can be, right?

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I've seen people get drunk

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but I'm not much of a heavy drinker

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so you don't need to worry about that stuff too much dad

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ok then

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second-

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*bends over to grab smth*

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*has a small gift bag*

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*realizes*

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DAD

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STOP

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what?

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PLS

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when you're under the influence of alcohol, you do some crazy things

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and you gotta be prepared

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and don't go comparing yourself with me and mom

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mom and I only got lucky because we love each other

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you might not

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-little does dad know that I already had my v*rginity taken ( ꈍᴗꈍ)-

you will soon find out who~

but I guess u already know who it is anyways 😑😑

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you might end up doing it with a man who has no interest with you whatsoever

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*sigh*

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but I won't be needing those

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wait!-

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I also have smth

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*goes and grabs smth*

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-it's like they're preparing me for ww3 or smth 😑😑 or an army of boys 😑😑-

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here!

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mom

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pepper spray!

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*sigh*

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ok, ok

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I'll take these things

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but I'll only be bringing the pepper spray with me and leaving the "things" in the car

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mk?

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why not take a couple with you-

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oh shut up Felix

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just have fun, ok?

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mkayyyy

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I'm going upstairs now

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*exhausted from all "that"*

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hope you've enjoyed this episode!!

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I thought writing this episode was funny 😂😂😂

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and hopefully it wasn't too boring for you guys 😂😂

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but that's all!!

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bye-bye lovelies!!

byeee!!