Ep.5 Wan Niu
Lawry [Cutie System]
Unpredictable? I'm pretty sure it's predictable that Wu Zhong hates you
Li Xiaofan
Huh, hate me? Why is that?
Lawry [Cutie System]
Well-
Lawry [Cutie System]
[notices]
Lawry [Cutie System]
Oop- I better go
Li Xiaofan
Huh? Where do you think you're going?
Li Xiaofan
Hey! Where the hell did you-
Li Xiaofan
You're Wan Niu, right?
Wan Niu
[gasp] AHHHHHHHughhhh...[faints]
Li Xiaofan
Don't pass out on me! Get me out of here first! [banging on the glassware]
Wan Niu
[opens the coffin] ...
Li Xiaofan
[sigh] What was that all about? [circles his shoulders]
Wan Niu
Hold on....you died
Li Xiaofan
Yeah? Well it didn't stick
Wan Niu
[grabs shoulder and shakes it] Are you really alive and breathing???
Li Xiaofan
F*ck stop shaking me already
Wan Niu
How are you still alive?
Li Xiaofan
I gathered up my spiritual beings to revive me before I died
Li Xiaofan
I was sarcastic, idiot
Wan Niu
[furrows brows] Ah whatever [picks up the pot he dropped]
Li Xiaofan
So what's with this snow white coffin?
Li Xiaofan
Are you my prince?
Li Xiaofan
Now tell me what happened?
Wan Niu
Oh, I thought you still remember
Li Xiaofan
(Well my sassy system forgot to mention that)
Lawry [Cutie System]
Hey, I heard that
Li Xiaofan
[eyes lit up] (wtf?!)
Lawry [Cutie System]
I'm your personal system I can be your conscience anytime
Li Xiaofan
(You're creepy)
Lawry [Cutie System]
💢 Heyy
Wan Niu
Are you even listening?
Li Xiaofan
Ah no, can you repeat that again?😅
Wan Niu
Wait no, actually I don't know how you died
Li Xiaofan
ಠ_ಠ What kind of explanation is that?
Wan Niu
No one knows how you died
Wan Niu
Though...no one cried for you either
Li Xiaofan
(✿^‿^) I'm sorry what?
Li Xiaofan
[pulls sleeves] Where the hell are they?
Wan Niu
Hey hey, no can do
Wan Niu
You're not gonna show up in there
Li Xiaofan
[grits teeth] Oh yeah?
Wan Niu
What, are you crazy? You died a year ago
Wan Niu
And with your coffin right here [leans on it]
Wan Niu
I don't know but you appeared in this pretty nice coffin right in front of the emperor's throne
Wan Niu
So there's no way you're gonna pop up to be suddenly alive, okay?
Li Xiaofan
So what do I do now?
Wan Niu
Well obviously you just stay here in your shrine
Li Xiaofan
Righhht and why is my coffin in a shrine???
Wan Niu
[laughs] Everyone thought you were a spirit nearing to be blackened so they created you a shrine to cleanse it
Wan Niu
Oh god, they even have some belief with this
Wan Niu
These white petals inside your coffin, if they turn crimson it means your spirit would go haunting everyone out [laughs] They could think of anything I swear
Li Xiaofan
Whoa, actually that would be cool too
Wan Niu
Hey, don't even think about it
Wan Niu
And also, I'm the only one who gets to take care of this shrine of yours
Wan Niu
Aren't I a friend everyone would want?
Li Xiaofan
Now where's the food?
Wan Niu
Hey! Don't ignore me!
Li Xiaofan
Anyways, you're pretty cool with this for someone who saw their friend alive who was in fact 'dead'
Wan Niu
Meh, it's the ancient chinese history. Supernatural exists, anything could happen, even with ghosts
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