MY WOUNDED LOVE (TAEKOOK)
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Taehyung giggles to himself holding flask on his hand loosely
Kim Taehyung
There I'm with brie cheese on my tiddies
Jungkook chokes on his laughter wiping tears off from his eyes and with his one hand on the wall he holds himself up
Kim Taehyung
So this guy came to me and in French he asked me if I'm making moves on his girl I was not good at french everything was new for me I just moved there what can you expect
Kim Taehyung
So what I did was I just stared in this dude's eyes who was clearly pissed off and I was Hella drunk
Kim Taehyung
After a moment I went
Jeon Jungkook
Oh my god I can't fu*king breath
Kim Taehyung
I got punched in the face so fu*king hard my poor korean a*s was all over the dance floor all passed out and no one helped me
Kim Taehyung
The staff picked me up at dawn just because they had to clean up
Taehyung takes another sip of vodka from the flask hisses then passes the flask to Jungkook
Jungkook presses his lips together
Jeon Jungkook
So last year Hoseok wanted to go out clubbing though Yoongi hyung was in Daegu with his family so called me and asked me
Jeon Jungkook
"Please keep a fu*king eye on Hoseok don't let him drink too much"
Jeon Jungkook
We went to this club we were kinda having fun dancing and stuff
Jungkook takes few sips of vodka
Jeon Jungkook
We went to the bar to get beer and this girl came to me we started chatting
Jeon Jungkook
She was pretty and I wanted to get laid you know the drill
Jeon Jungkook
I swear to Guh-god
Jeon Jungkook
I got distracted for three minutes and the next thing I saw was Hoseok hyung fu*king disappeared he was gone the hell
Jeon Jungkook
And I was freaking out I started looking for him everywhere and I mean it I went inside the fu*king ladies toilet for fu*ks sake they almost chopped my di*k off
Taehyung slaps on his thigh he's face got red he is laughing hard though his laugh is silent almost like the sound of his laugh is stuck in his throat
Booze is making everything too funny
Jeon Jungkook
I finally found him with this dude sucking Hoseok's neck and he was passed out he was just blackout drunk
Jeon Jungkook
I saw red you know ? coz no one can lay a fu*king finger on hyung no fu*king one so I just pushed this dude off of him I was trying to wake hyung up and this a*shole out of nowhere decides to punch me in the stomach he punched me so hard that I almost puked right there and at this point it was a matter of Pride
Jeon Jungkook
I fought back and it was one of those actual dangerous fight too many punches was Landed too well I was bleeding like hell the only thing I could see was blood everywhere I was bleeding like our lord and savior Jesus Christ on the cross
Kim Taehyung
That's morbid but it does gave me the idea
Jeon Jungkook
Security got us out I took hyung home and everything ended well
Jungkook gulps down more vodka
Jeon Jungkook
Three days later Yoongi came back Hoseok was a crying mess coz he felt like sh*t and Yoongi kind of wanted to find that dude just so he can cut that guy's balls off and feed his mother and sh*t
Kim Taehyung
Your metaphors are spot on when you're drunk
Jeon Jungkook
Then Yoongi hyung came up to me looked at my fu*ked up face
Jeon Jungkook
he placed a hand on my shoulder squeezed it and said "Jungkook you just became a man in my eyes here take my wallet go buy something nice for yourself"
Kim Taehyung
So what did you bought ?
Jeon Jungkook
The most fu*king expensive headphones I found
Kim Taehyung
Now that is a good story
Taehyung starts walking back to one of the table which the staff has all piled up in the back he is moving to sit on it
Jungkook swears his heart almost stopped beating
He shouts his hand grabbing Taehyung's wrist and he yanked him back
Kim Taehyung
Woah the fu*k ?
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