Mafia's Sassy Lazy Omega (Taekook / Vkook)
episode 1: tae's morning
ofc its moon goddess here
so today we are going to start our adventure
and here's a boy sleeping like there's no tomorrow
well guessed, this boy is none other than our Taehyung
his daily morning alarm screams
Baekhyun
YAAAA LAZYASS, FOR FUCKING MOON GODDESS SAKE WAKE UP YOU MORON
Baekhyun
IT'S ALREADY 12 O'CLOCK
taehyung checks time in his watch
Taehyung
Yaa hyung, why you alwas comes at 10 and say "its 12,wake up", " for fucking moon goddess sake change your clock"
tae knew there was nothing wrong with baek's clock.. its just in gene's of elders to wake up telling you wrong time
Baekhyun
yaaa... don't use my spells against me
Taehyung
its weekend hyung.. let me sleep more
Baekhyun
ok then.. im gonna give your noodles to Felix
Taehyung
IM AWAKE.... just laying down on bed
baek removes the blanket and smacks on tae's butt
Baekhyun
now go fresh up, brush your teeth and bath... you haven't bathed for 3 days
Taehyung
aish hyung.. im going
Taehyung
uff.. its so boring to do all these in morning
with a lot of hardwork and struggle.. tae reachs to bathroom
he sits on commode (western toilet seat 🚽) and did his business
after few minutes he slept there
Baekhyun
i know he must be sleeping in bathroom
baek knocks on bathroom door
Taehyung
ugh.. just 5 min more hyung
Taehyung
i just closed my eyes just now.. hyung 2 min more
baeks knocks on bathroom door again
Taehyung
aish.. hyung just 30 secs more
Baekhyun
yaaa wake up....!!!!
Taehyung
ok hyung... im awake
tae did his morning routine
after half an hour he went to breakfast
and started eating noodles with hands
Baekhyun
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?
Taehyung
****, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Taehyung
are you blind, can't you see im eating
Baekhyun
with you hands?? you idiot
Taehyung
so want me to eat with my foot? 🙄
Baekhyun
go grab the chopsticks from kitchen
Taehyung
aaah. hyung cant you see kitchen is 100 km far, my legs need some rest🤷♀🤷♀
Taehyung
and anyway this is famous taehyung style to eat
so this is the ultimate lazy kim taehyung
being fed up, baek walk two steps and reached kitchen to grab chopsticks
Taehyung
uhh hyung.. now you are there can you bring me a glass of water
finaly baek bring him chopsticks and water
again tae started eating as if someone gonna snatch his breakfast from him
Baekhyun
yaa atleast eat like human you pabo
so this how a normal morning is for taehyung
lets continue our journey in Next episode
Comments
Amour Here
Oh that's my baby bear
2024-01-07
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사나♡
sm🥲
2023-05-20
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사나♡
fvk💦💦
2023-05-20
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