EP 3
Leah
I'm back~! Where's Helena?
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
She's dealing stuff with Michelle.
Leah
Dealing what kind of stuff?
Ianne
You know, lovey dovey stuff... ー
Leah
Meet my boyfriend Aaron~
Ianne
Nice to meet you, I'm--
Author
(Ianne was gonna do a handshake with Aaron, but Lucifer slapped I Anne's hand.)
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
I'm Lucifer and this is Ianne.
Author
Insert weird silence lmao-
Leah
Wait, what time is it?
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
5:38--
Leah
Oh slitty fwippity sheet.
Leah
I thought Helena told you-
Helena
We're back! (Panting and sweating from running)
Leah
Helena, didn't you tell them about the cakes? -
Helena
THE CAKES?!!? QUICK, INTO THE KITCHEN!
Leah
You youngsters ready that while me and Aaron talk about party things-
Author
(The couple walked away and the four ran to the kitchen.)
Ianne
The cakes are baked, but the frosting..
Helena
We need it to be decorated-
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
What am I gonna do-
Helena
Just stand there and wait for us to finish like a dog.
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
Okay.
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
(Walks to Ianne and taps his shoulder.)
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
B o o.
Ianne
(Accidentally squirts mocha frosting on face.)
Ianne
Grrrr... LUCIFER..!!! -
Michelle
Shoo, Shoo. You two get out and I'll handle both vanilla and mocha. "Fight" somewhere else.
Michelle
(pushes out Ianne and Lucifer out of the kitchen.)
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
I accept your praise. (Bows like a gentlemen.)
Ianne
.. LUCIFER!! (Chases after him ¬>¬)
gay bi- I mean, Lucifer
Bleh. (runs like sonic trololololol)
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