Okay so… sorry for taking so long to update . I never knew that people would actually stop eating their food for an update 😓
Plz don’t do that , I don’t want you to have malnourishment or something like that 😥
So moving on with my dumb story which you guys have taken a liking into ……..
Previously ……..
No P.O.V.
"WHAAAT?!!"
"OH NOO !!"
"I CANT BELIEVE SASUKE IS GAY!!!"
the blonde girl-I mean boy looked pretty flustured and Sasuke just looked at him and smirked .
After some time no one was quieting down.
"I am NOT gay... "
Karin sighed in relief
"let me finish.....I am not Gay.... I am a greysexual (and narutosexual) , this person over here is the only person I'LL EVER fall in love with ....……………
**My POV **
Okay so…. That was the last string for Karin , so Suigetsu popped in the scene. (A/N: Suigetsu bro!! Remove this awkwardness!!! 😫)
“ But wait … why did your “wife” scream ‘RED AAAAAAH’ ?!! “ *mimics how Naruto screamed* (A/N; it is getting more awkward…. Thanks 🙄)
“ That is just because I like red hair , it is so beautifu- OWW Sasuke where the hell do you think you are pinching ?!! ”
(A/N: he just pinched his arm not you-know-where)
“Forget red , touch my hair they are way better than hers !”
Still My POV
Okay so lemme get things straight …
Sasuke got jealous. I mean look at his face .
Wait you can’t … this is a novel not a comic … just imagine the scenes or something. I’ll see if I can find a jealous Sasuke pic….
I couldnt find one so I edited one …..😅
Moving one……
Naruto complimenting someone else’s hair other than Sasuke’s . Nah . No way was Sasuke gonna sit in a corner , chilling while eating watermelon or something (I am doing the rn’ it is so hard to type and eat watermelon 😢 . Imma just keep it in the fridge 😭)
**Sasuke’s POV **
What the AF ?! Is he flirting with her?! Being tied down by ME he is flirting with HER . Let me repeat behing tied down by **ME . **M E me . Let me repeat again incase you didn’t still get it…. I fücking said **ME!!!!! **I haven’t even released him and he goes to flirt with someone other than ME?! (A/N: I am laughing so hard for no reason at all)
“My hair is way better” it was the only thing that came out of my mind as I started to get dark aura and an violet shining Susaano which was covering my body taking its shape .
I need to make Karin bald- wait I have got an even better idea 😏
Oh My Naru-Chan is so going to r̶e̶g̶r̶e̶t̶ love it ~
As you all may know by now I have this thing whenever it comes to ‘certain cases’ which has Naruto .
In simple words I go into my own dream world which is definitely not suitable for kids
(A/N: those were not simple words . In simpler more understandable way it means that Sasuke starts getting perverted thoughts of Naruto . Totally without clothes . R 18 kind if you go as far as to imagine it . This story is not for kids so little kids go read the Mary Sue stories or something like that . I don’t want any complains . Read at your own risk . And don’t blame me for the loss of your brain cells or if your eyes loose their virginity here ⚠️💀
Oof- I didn’t say that 🤭😐 moving on…)
In simple words I go into my own dream world which is definitely not suitable for kids
So you all must know what I going to happen .
The author is making me tell this so little kids beware -
I once again went into my dream land imagining how I would ‘punish’ my little blonde angel after these guys go away 😏
Oh those handcuffs would be pretty useful . Shall I use chains and ropes . Does he like whips ? Maybe blindfolds as well ..? Ooo~ totally gonna use those blindfolds . (A/N: he had gone kïnky as soon as he became 13 years old …….get used to it)
I can barely hold my cool while imagining Naruto moaning my name for me . Moaning as he is filled with pleasure . Moaning and begging to be filled to the brim . Moaning for my member as I thrus-
“Er… Sasuke what’s wrong ?”
What by the heck?!
Of course some one had to stop me when I got to the most heated part . Does everyone have a thing to stop me at the best part ?! Or is it only the author ?!💢
(Author : I-I’m innocent 😅
Sasuke : TF ?! No-one would believe that after you have typed this shit
Author :No shit Sherlock , but you like this ‘shit’ )
**Naruto’s POV **
What the hell ?! Isn’t it normal for me to like Uzumaki hair … wait I need to confirm that first .?
I’ll ask , “ Hey um… er… Karin right?”
“What do you want ?!” She asked annoyed
Sheesh . Is she another fangirl ?!
“I just wanted to as if you are an Uzumaki ?”
She seemed a bit taken aback , but the then she regained her angry composure and was about the answer when I notice than Sasuke had his head hung low with a sadistic smirk on his goddamn hot Uchiha face .
It was sending me chills down my spine as my vírgin asś told it was in grave danger ⚠️. (If you know what that means . Even tho I may not look like it but Ero-sennin or as you call him Pervy Sage in English . (Oh how I miss him . Even tho he was a total perv he was still my godfather. More like grandfather ……. )
So one day Ero-Sennin made me read all of his pervy books . As you all know it helped me fight pain . But more like uncle Nagato , but that is not the point right now…..)
Finally gathering the energy I spoke ….
“Er……Sasuke what’s wrong ?”
…….
End of this particular chapter
Sorry for that cringe . Also thanks for the reminders 🥺✨
Here’s a apology gift . I found jealous Sasuke pics so enjoy 😊
And then ……
Bye 💙🧡
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Comments
☁️Itz_Cloudy☁️
pft...😂 That's kind of funny, tbh!
2023-04-16
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☁️Itz_Cloudy☁️
You should have enjoyed your water melon and watching something (idk). Instead of typing at the same time...😅 Also, love this story of yours! ✨
2023-04-16
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☁️Itz_Cloudy☁️
*on
2023-04-16
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