EXT. GREENWICH, LONDON - - 3

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HARRY runs away.

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He turns back and shouts.

Harry

I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with arrows.

Fairydust

I'm not scared of you.

Harry

You should be

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EXT. CENTRAL PARK, NEW YORK - LATER THAT DAY

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HARRY and RACHEL walk around searching for something.

Harry

I feel sure I left my arrows somewhere around here.

Rachel

Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly arrows.

Harry

You know nothing Rachel Wilson.

Rachel

We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

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Suddenly, FAIRYDUST appears, holding a pair of arrows.

Fairydust

Looking for something?

Rachel

Crikey, Harry, she's got your arrows.

Harry

Tell me something I don't already know!

Rachel

The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

Harry

I know that already!

Rachel

I still wear nappies.

Fairydust

(appalled) Dude!

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While FAIRYDUST is looking at RACHEL with disgust, HARRY lunges forward and grabs his deadly arrows. He wields them, triumphantly.

Harry

Prepare to die, you malicious cabbage!

Fairydust

No please! All I did was kick a bunch of buildings!

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GARTH enters, unseen by any of the others.

Harry

I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those buildings were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Harry Blacksmith.

Fairydust

Don't hurt me! Please!

Harry

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these arrows on you right away!

Fairydust

Because Harry, I am your mother.

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