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Riley Quinn(FL)
*Squints at the paper like it just insulted her ancestry*
"Sir, this isn't math. This is a cry for help in Greek."
Kieran Vale
*Completely deadpan*
"It's just calculus. With a sprinkle of trauma."
Riley Quinn(FL)
"This 'problem' has more symbols than my horoscope chart. Are you summoning something?"
Kieran Vale
"Just your academic doom."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Holding the paper at arm's length like it's toxic*
"I think it just tried to bite me."
Kieran Vale
*Leans in slightly, voice low* "If it starts hissing, don't break eye contact."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Gasps* "Oh my god. You're not a professor. You're a dark wizard in a cardigan."
Kieran Vale
*Still unfazed* "I left the wand at home. Thought the calculator was scarier."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Pokes calculator, it sparks* "It just zapped me! It has a kill mode?"
Kieran Vale
"That's the 'dumb student detection' feature. You triggered it impressively fast."
Riley Quinn(FL)
"Rude. My brain just takes time to load.
Like... Windows 98."
Kieran Vale
"You're not wrong. Your buffering is visible."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Throws arms up*
"I hope this cursed math sheet eats itself."
Kieran Vale
"If it doesn't, I might."
Riley Quinn(FL)
"...I'm both terrified and slightly impressed."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Crosses her arms, glaring at the evil math sheet*
"You know what? I'm not solving this. I'm staging a protest. A math strike."
Kieran Vale
*Raises an eyebrow*
"Good luck. Even hunger strikes won't scare me. I haven't eaten emotions in years."
Riley Quinn(FL)
"Wow, that explains the dead eyes. Do you even blink?"
Kieran Vale
"Only when the world disappoints me. So... often.”
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Points at the paper*
"This thing has symbols I've never seen before. Is this even legal?"
Kieran Vale
"It's fine. Only three governments banned it."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Eyes wide*
"I'm not touching it again. It gave me math rabies."
Kieran Vale
"I warned you not to lick the page."
Riley Quinn(FL)
"I didn't- Wait, what?! I didn't lick it!"
Kieran Vale
*Shrugs*
"Then your brain did."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Storms to the whiteboard dramatically* "Fine! I'll solve it. But if I disappear into a math vortex, tell my best friends I loved them."
Kieran Vale
"If you disappear, I'm keeping your sandwich."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Pauses*
"... Rude. That was chicken mayo."
Kieran Vale
"Exactly. Worth the risk."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Grabs the marker, holds it like a sword* "This is it. The final boss battle. Me vs. numbers."
Kieran Vale
"May the odds be never in your favor."
Riley Quinn(FL)
"Why are you like this?!"
Kieran Vale
"Budget cuts. They removed my soul."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Staring at the whiteboard like it's judging her*
"Okay... carry the 2... divide by my will to live..."
Kieran Vale
"That's already at zero. Try again."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Dramatically writes something completely wrong*
"There! I solved it. Probably."
Kieran Vale
*Walks up slowly, reads her answer, then blinks... once*
"... That's... correct."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Jaw drops*
"WHAT?!"
Kieran Vale
*Looking genuinely confused for the first time ever*
"You... actually got it."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Eyes wide*
"Hold up-did I just summon a miracle? Should I call NASA? Or the Pope?"
Kieran Vale
*Still staring at the board*
"Or a priest. Because I think we just witnessed a math exorcism."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Spins around, arms in the air* "WHO'S THE QUEEN OF NUMBERS NOW?!"
Kieran Vale
*Dryly* "You still failed the previous question by accidentally drawing a duck."
Riley Quinn(FL)
"Hey, that duck had emotional depth."
Kieran Vale
*Crosses arms, watching her celebrate* "I give it five minutes before she trips over the marker and blames me."
Riley Quinn(FL)
*Trips over the marker*
"WHO PUT THAT THERE?!"
Kieran Vale
"Gravity. And karma."
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