Reborn:- as a Clumsy Chaotic Omega (GukkTaeKook) #Taekook #Taegukk chaotic Plans

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Junguuk’s eyes narrow as he steps closer, his voice low and menacing.

Jeon Jungguk

Why aren’t you scared?

Taehyung

(Internally) Because I’ve officially lost my mind, maybe?

Taehyung

*out loud* Oh, I’m terrified. Can’t you tell? My fear manifests as sarcasm. It’s a coping mechanism

Taehyung

Jeon Jungkook

*Raising an eyebrow* Hm. You don’t look terrified.

Taehyung

*deadpan* Yeah, well, my face doesn’t always match my feelings. It’s a talent.

Jungkook bursts out laughing, slapping Junguuk on the back.

Jeon Jungkook

I really like him. He’s funny.

Jeon Jungkook

Taehyung

(Internally) Oh, good. I’m the mafia’s new favorite comedian. Lovely. Just lovely.

Jungkook leans closer, his voice dropping to a whisper.

Jeon Jungguk

You should know... once you’re with us, there’s no going back. You belong to us now.

Taehyung

(internally) Wow. Did he just say that with a straight face? How cliché can this get?

Taehyung

(internally) Belong to you? Oh, wow. That’s romantic. Where’s the part where you sweep me off my feet and carry me into the sunset?

Taehyung

*out loud, completely deadpan* Oh, yay. That’s exactly what every omega dreams of hearing.

Jeon Jungkook

You’ll be staying with us from now on. No need to worry about anything. We’ll take care of you.

Taehyung

*sarcastically* Oh, sure. Nothing to worry about at all. Just two mafia brothers who claim I’m theirs. Sounds super stress-free.

With a last playful chuckle from Jungkook and the same stonefaced look from Junguuk, the brothers leave the room.... Taehyung collapses onto the bed, face-down.

Taehyung

*groaning* This is it. I’m doomed. Stuck in a mafia novel as the omega. And worse, the "clumsy" omega.

Taehyung

(Internally) How did this even happen to me? I don’t want to play the role of "damsel in distress." I trip over my own feet, I spill coffee on myself twice a day, and now I’m expected to survive mafia drama? Nope. Not happening. Maybe if I cause enough chaos, they’ll just... I don’t know... give up on me?

Taehyung

(internally) Alright, Tae. Focus. You need a plan. Can’t just sit here waiting for them to turn you into some perfect omega. Maybe I can sabotage their plan... or just accidentally cause so much chaos that they give up on me.

Taehyung lies back, staring at the ceiling, thinking of all the chaotic possibilities.

Taehyung

(Internally) Yeah, that’s it. I’ll be too much of a disaster for them to handle. Let’s see how long they can tolerate a clumsy, sarcastic omega.

Taehyung

*Out loud* Watch out, Jeon brothers. You’ve got no idea what’s coming for you.

Taehyung