Reborn:- as a Clumsy Chaotic Omega (GukkTaeKook) #Taekook #Taegukk
Jeon Jungkook
Taehyung stops pacing, staring at the luxurious surroundings again.
He stares at his reflection in the mirror, prodding at his cheeks and sniffing his wrist where the omega mark is now visible.
Taehyung
Lavender and vanilla? Seriously? That’s my “special” omega scent? I’d rather smell like gasoline. Or maybe... I don’t know... burnt toast? At least that would be memorable.
Taehyung
(internally) This is a disaster. A flowery-smelling, mafia-infested disaster.
Suddenly, footsteps approach. Taehyung freezes.
Taehyung
Oh no. They’re coming back. Stay calm, Tae. Stay calm. You’re an omega in a mafia novel. You’ve got this. Just... breathe.
Taehyung
*Whispering to himself* What would a proper omega do in this situation? Be polite? Bat his eyelashes? Play helpless?
Taehyung
If I’m going to survive here, I need to play it cool. No more sarcastic comments, no more clumsiness. Just act like a normal omega and—
The door swings open, and in walk the infamous Jeon brothers.
Jeon Jungkook
*Grinning* Look who’s awake. Did you enjoy your little nap, omega?
Taehyung
(Internally) Nap? Oh, sure. I was totally relaxed after my “kidnapping.” Dreamt of daisies and cupcakes.
Taehyung
*Out loud* Oh, it was... delightful. Just what I needed after, you know, being 'kidnapped'. Thanks for the hospitality.
Jungkook laughs, clearly enjoying himself, while Junguuk—the brooding older brother—stands in the corner, glaring like he was born to be an angry statue.
Taehyung
(internally) Oh god, I am not cut out for this. I’ve read this part of the book. They’re going to try to "train" me into being a perfect omega. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
Taehyung
(Thinking) Maybe I can fake a fainting spell? Or run for the door? No... they’re both alphas. I wouldn’t make it two steps without faceplanting. Again.
Jeon Jungkook
*smirking* Kidnapped? No, no, omega, you were "rescued."
Taehyung
(internally) Oh, “rescued”? That’s what we’re calling it now? Next time I fall down the stairs, I’ll just tell people gravity “rescued” me.
Taehyung
*Deadpan* Oh, right. My bad. Thanks for the "rescue". So thoughtful.
Comments
💜Kim / Jeon Taehyung 🐻🐰
pfft-- angry statue....🤣🤣🤣
2024-12-21
1
Sadia Cooper
This sh!t is funny af😂
2024-11-28
4
sweet devil 🖤
it's soo good
2024-11-11
4