Reborn:- as a Clumsy Chaotic Omega (GukkTaeKook) #Taekook #Taegukk processing everything

processing everything

Flashback to the last novel Taehyung was reading—a 'cringy' mafia romance where the omega protagonist (now apparently Taehyung himself) gets whisked away by two ridiculously handsome alpha brothers who also happen to be mafia bosses.

The plot? Absolutely predictable: Love triangle, possessive alphas, and an omega who smells like flowers.

Taehyung

(internally) Oh no. I know what happens next.

Taehyung

*sighs dramatically* So, I’m the omega, right? And they’re going to be obsessed with me because... oh yeah... I’m CLUMSY. Great. Just great.....

Taehyung

Taehyung

*Groaning* I don’t even like this character! He’s such a damsel in distress. I thought he was annoying! Why couldn’t I be the mysterious mafia boss instead? Or like... I don't know... a background tree?

Taehyung paces around the room, trying to recall the plot.

Taehyung

Alright, Taehyung, think. The omega in this novel is...

Taehyung

He’s constantly clumsy just like me, a magnet for trouble, and somehow both of the Jeon brothers fall for him despite his disasters.

Taehyung

Great, so I’m basically a walking disaster. That checks out.

Taehyung

The brothers are super possessive alphas who will fight over me.

Taehyung

Junguuk is the mysterious, dark one. Jungkook is the cold but outgoing, calculating type.

Taehyung