Being a house cat isn't easy, you know? Waking up in the morning with this hooman nearly crushed me in the bed. The heck, I ain't a cushion fyi. All house cat deserves to have a nice fluffy and SOLO KING SIZE BED! Morning snack ain't so plenty, just a mouthful! Ain't that so cruel?! After I ate A HUGE BREAKFAST, I NEED SOME MORNING SNACK AFTER THREE HOURS WITH A SAME AMOUNT! And also, If I want some pets you servant hooman must pet me! I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE WORKING, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE PLAYING GAMES, but you didn't, you don't, and you never! Why so cruel to me hooman?!! I'm your master! I'm your boss! You must treat me like a king! You must treat me like your fooking majesty!! But why?!!!
~nah I'm just wondering what my cat says on how I treat him
(that's not my cat, it's just a cute photo on the internet)
