The air in the Underworld was usually heavy with the scent of ancient obsidian and lost souls. Today, however, it smelled like strawberry-kale smoothies and digital panic.
Hades, the King of Shadows, was hunched over a glowing tablet. His powerful, calloused fingers—usually reserved for wielding the Bident of Doom—were swiping frantically across the screen. 📱💢
"Persephon," Hades rumbled, his voice trembling with existential dread. "'And then, the King of Shadows lovingly fluffed Persephon’s hair, whispering sweet nothings about his eternal doom.' ...What is this human gibberish?! Why am I 'fluffing' things?!" 🤯
Persephon leaned over Hades' shoulder, giggling into his smoothie straw. "Oh, that’s just a fanfic someone wrote! You’re super popular on the human internet, Grumpy-Goth! They call you... 'King Simp.'" 👑💖
"KING SIMP?!" Hades roared, accidentally causing a minor tremor in Tartarus. "I am the merciless ruler of the damned! I do not simp! And my hair is NOT 'fluffy'!" He defensively clutched his dark, messy locks, which—to his horror—actually felt quite soft. 😠💇♂️
At that exact moment, Cerberus bounded into the throne room. The terrifying, three-headed guardian of the gates was proudly wearing a tiny, hand-knitted neon-yellow beanie. 🎾🐶
Hades pointed a trembling finger at the tablet. "They're making a GIF of me trying to get Cerberus to wear that hat! It has 50,000 likes! This is... this is an invasion of divine privacy!" 📸💥
"Aww, you’re just jealous you don’t have your own fan club," Persephon teased, pointing at the glowing screen. "Look! They even drew you in that pink hoodie I got you!" 🌸 He tapped the cover art of a digital book on the screen. "Just like our real-life photo!"
Hades snatched the tablet away, his eyes glowing a dangerous crimson. "I WILL SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE INTERNET! I will find this 'World Wide Web' and cast it into the deepest pit of the Void! NO ONE SHALL SEE THE DREAD LORD IN A HOODIE!" 💻🔥
Persephon just smiled innocently, his thumbs already flying across his own phone. 🤳✨
@Sephon_Sunshine Post:
"Hades just found out about his fan club! He says he hates it, but he's totally blushing right now! 🥰 Everyone say hi to the #KingSimp! 💀🌸 #HadesxPersephon #UnderworldAffairs"
Hades dove for the router. "I'm changing the settings! I'm blocking every human IP address—"
He stopped. A box popped up on the screen: [INVALID PASSWORD].
"Persephon..." Hades growled. "What did you change the WiFi password to?"
Persephon didn't even look up from his phone. "It’s 'PomeGranaTeLove22', Hades. Capital P, Capital G, Capital T, Capital L. Just like your favorite snack." 🔑🍎
The King of the Underworld slumped into his throne, defeated by a twelve-character password and the sheer power of a sunshine boy’s social media presence. 🫠📉
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