1. The Water Temperature Crisis
Today I asked my mom, “What happens if you drink boiling water?”
She said, “Your insides will burn!”
After hearing that, guess what came to my mind?
If tea can boil at 100°C, then how am I still alive after drinking Maggi water immediately?
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2. The Calcium Betrayal
I asked my teacher, “Why do we need so much calcium?”
She said, “It keeps your bones strong.”
After hearing that…
I suddenly remembered every time I tripped on the stairs and my bones acted like noodles.
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3. The Sleep-Debt Loan Shark
I read that humans need 8 hours of sleep.
After seeing my sleep schedule (3 hours + guilt), guess what struck me?
I owe my body around 2000 hours… at this point even banks say ‘bro you’re done.’
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4. Mosquito Logic 101
Someone told me mosquitoes like “sweet blood.”
After hearing that…
I realized mosquitoes have complimented me more than people have.
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5. The Brain Update
Teacher said humans use only 10% of their brain at a time.
After hearing that…
I understood why I open the fridge and forget what I wanted.
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6. The Onion War
My mom said onions make people cry.
After hearing that…
I realized onions are probably the most emotionally powerful beings in the kitchen.
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7. The Milk Mystery
I asked my mom, “Why does milk boil over?”
She said, “Because you're not watching it.”
After hearing that…
I realized milk has trust issues.
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8. The Charger Revelation
Someone told me fast charging reduces battery life.
After hearing that…
I finally understood why my phone dies quicker than my motivation.
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9. The Fan Theory
My dad said ceiling fans can fall if installed badly.
After hearing that…
I stared at the fan all night like it owes me money.
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10. The Soap Betrayal
Teacher taught that soap kills germs.
After hearing that…
I realized I’ve been applauding a serial killer every time I say “wow, this soap smells good.”
