So everyone has or have our own unique and memorable (as if🙄) school days. So yeah....heres the deal I kinda missed up a bit on my first day of class since covid-19. Here's what happened
3 days ago at school
6:49 a.m I arrived at school and that is the truth FYI😤. First subject "SCIENCE" well am not everyone loves or likes science right especially "MATH" 🤧🤧🤧. So of course, our teacher ask of WHAT WE'D LEARNED for the last few years of our homeschooling. So as expected all of us especially me got silent😅, scratching our heads when it wasn't really itchy, looking up walls, looking down the floor, pretending like it was listening but the words just got through the other ear🤭Ahem..😖😖😖🤣🤣 something like that.
I got freakinly nervous all of the sudden and there was this stinging feeling down my spine😣. So I peek a bit of our teacher and 😫😫😫waahhhh, s-she stared at me like she wants me to stand up. She stared for a couple of minutes and during those time all of us literary turned pale😱😱😱. And a knight and shining student (classmate) bravely stood up. She was dazzling, sparkling, elegant, and our hero answered our enemies horrifying question...
"Excuse me ma'am may i go out?"
And straightly walked out the exit😒😒😒😒😑😑😑.........yeeeeaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. A really really brave one( B*ST*RD, IDIOT, ...🤬🤬🤬 A F*CKING B*TCH🙂) YEAAHHHHHH..
NOTE: That brave (f*cking idiot) classmate of mine came back after our teacher moved on to another lesson *sign 😤😤😤.
THE END OF SCIENCE
NEXT UP MATHEMATICS 😒ತ_ʖತ......
Welcome to module legends
5 seconds before the enemy reaches the battle field.
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"Long time no see..so WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS OF SELF-LEARNING?"
(FIRST BLOOD🤒🤒🤒🤒)
" Nobody..ok..So all stand up and resite the "THE SIX TRIGONOMETRIC RATIOS" and then none even I myself didn't move an inch to our chairs cause ..ahem you know 🙂🙂🙂 we're to honest to bravely stood up🙂🙂. yeahhh~~~~~~....
All of us within the classroom looked down to the floor. But I bravely stood up for everyone and answered.
(passer by: you just had no choice cause you were CALLED.😒😒 Tsk...tsk..tsk)
(Me:😐😐😐😐😐 I'm brave)
Me: the answer sir is blah....blah blah blah...blah and blahhhhh....blah
"Hmmm......"
"😫😫😫😫" ←Us
"Correct", master teacher said
"🤧🤧🤧💓💓💓💘💘💘💘😭😭" ←our literal feelings
(Comeback)
[{HOMEBASE}]
BEFORE THE WAR OF THE SCHOOLS
"So how many failures?" My half moon, mango faced elder brother said
"Tsk tsk tsk....it's not failurrrrrrrrrre, its success 😏😏" i shrugly said
"yeah..yeah..yeah..suite yourself *smirk"
"what are you smirking at you half-moon, mango face."
"do your homework alone..brat!?"
"wai-wait brother...brother..."
He just walked away🤧🤧🤧he...left me...he broke his promise(he didn't have any though)...waaahhh my dear readers did you read that..he..🤧🤧🤧..*sigh I can't believe I have to call this person..
I picked the phone and called someone I know😁😁😁
"Ammm..hello,sister Niana?"
"Hello? Who is this?"
"Oh! //*Making a looked of the devil...(huehuehuehuehue) amm...do you know Carl?"
//*Turned on the speaker..."
"Yes, yes why?"
Hehehe as expected he(elder brother) flichned...hehhe my revenge is just so so so sweet...muahahahhaahhahahahahha..*cough *cough...
"So am...sister where having a party tonight and brother ask me if you wanna come to our house?"
"Oh yes yes its ok..see you, I'm gonna hanged now cause I'm quite busy right now. See you. Bye" //*hanged up..
I looked backed and saw a sh*t😒😒
"You, are you crying brother?"
"..."
"Oh my! I didn't know you were that SHY towards sister Niana.😁😁😁"
"I'll teach you, so can you please not let her come here!?"
"Oh..oh...really?"
"I promise to the fridge 🥺"
"🧐🧐🧐Hmmmm...okay😀😀 deal"
Problem solved
Now lets continue our long and dangerous journey 😤😤
The next history
A sharp heavy steps has approached us by a speed. The being's shadow was scary. The being entered our pre-base camp , stood and announced
"Good morning students, so how's our day. Okay now. What have you currently remembered of what you had learned on your previous lessons last year?" The being(teacher) ask
So I stood up and said...
"Sir the roses are red, the sky is blue, the grass is green, god is good, and life is----"
"Minos 50 points for your performance Miss thombson."
"Ehh!?"
"Oh and minos 100 points for being shameless and arrogant."
"Sir?"
"And mino---"
"SIR!?"
"Now, your talking back now,huh?"
"No sir, i just wanna say that, your very very very handsome, charismatic, and....ah..and...ah!...and bright"
"Minos 200 points for being a liar."
(DEFEAT)
😥😥😥😢😢😢😢LIFE IS HARD...😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🤧🤧🤧I'm fine..i'm fine😭😭😭😭😭😭*sigh..