I was clearing the basement of my grumpy neighbour as punishment for breaking his glass window,it wasn't intentional but he just wouldn't listen.
The basement was big and full of bags and bags of trash.
You can keep the trash!! he said laughing making me feel even infuriated, but.........I had no choice but to do the work.
I began cleaning and clearing the basement, Man it was dirty!!!!! The trash smelled like rotten fish...I even barfed a couple of times.
As I was about to take the last bag of trash to the dustbin,I tripped over something and the "Trash" fell on my head, I covered my nose quickly because I thought that it would stink. I quickly removed the bag from my head and dropped it on the floor,but something was different about this bag,it didn't stink and when I removed it from my head it kinda felt like paper!!! I decided to open it up and see what was inside,and to my biggest shock it was MONEY!!!!
I saw a check inside the bag which stated that the cash was 20 BILLION DOLLARS!!! SHIT!!
I thought to my self; should I tell my neighbour or I should take it home.I decided to take it home.....after all he did say "keep the trash" so I'm gonna keep the trash. I picked up the bag and started to head home,My neighbour saw me and thought the dust bin was full and I was taking it to my dustbin..... So he shouted: Serves you right dork.
I just smirked and didn't look back,after all I just found 20 Billion!!!!! We would never lack again.
