I never took space travelling seriously. I would always go somewhere at a certain space or time, goof off, and return to my original space. It was always normal. Until… Something strange keeps on happening.
“I’ve seen you when I travelled back when there were dinosaurs…I’ve seen you when I travelled into the future… You’re even there when I went into a g0d damn novel!? What do you want?”
And like always, he remained silent. As silent as a tree.
“C’mon man, we can’t keep doing this!”
Silence. It was so quiet the crickets began to chirp.
“Stalker…” At that time I walked away, thinking that if I no longer paid attention to him, that he would stop bothering me. Like how I dealt with those school yard bullies back in the day. It’s not like I didn’t like a handsome young man following me around, it’s just a little… Unsettling.
The more I ignored him though, the more he messed with me. From pulling childish pranks during my ‘vacations’, to almost breaking my shuttle. He really is messing with my head.
“Alright now, tell me honestly what you want. I’ll do whatever you want me to as long as I CAN do it. And I won’t take silence for an answer,” I spoke. Trying to sound as calm and peaceful as possible.
“Really?” He asked.
Oh my gosh. Why didn’t he talk more? His voice is so smexy that my heart almost, just almost jumped out of me.
“Yes yes, now get on with it. What do you want?”
“Can I BEEP after BEEP? Could you do BEEP BEEP?”
He is just so perfect, from head to toe. So how come the things that come out of his mouth are so… *cough cough …?
“No”
“But you said-”
“No”
“Whatever… I’ll just follow you around until you agree. I’m not letting you go.” He said with a pout.
“Dude, by the time I agree, you’ll already be dead. So what I’m saying is: Don’t. Even. Think. About. It.”
“I won’t die.”
“Wtf? You what? Hahahaha you're making me laugh. What are you? An immortal?”
“Yeah, I am. What’s so funny?”
The smile on my face dispersed without a trace. My laughter turned into cold. And I froze in my place.
Ah Sh!t. I really did mess up this time.