*knock knock
ughh who is it now , these f*ckers they just won't let me live in peace
coming*
opens the door *
who are you??
i am me
then why are you here ?
ah! is it Halloween already, are you here for trick or treat and what's with this weird costume of yours
eww 🤢 it feels disgustingly real
it feels real because it is real
hah! kiddo you went too far with the joke
i am not joking
*sigh
you don't believe me, do you?
no i don't
ok then watch closely
woah woah what the F*CK , why the f*CK am i floating in air
woah gravity ain't working anymore
you believe me now
put me down you prick i am about to throw up
so you really are an alien huh
told you so
ok let's get this straight
you are an alien and now you are standing in my house but why
i am taking a break also i came to live here
live here ? why ? there are plenty of houses but why mine
because it's green
what just because it's green?
yeah
great you are really simple minded
anyway when will you leave?
mmm it depends 🤔
depends on what🤨
my mood ofcourse 💁
( this mo*ther f**ker)
get in
woah you have got green interior too , i like it '
ah ! a quick disclaimer , dont step out of the house because humans are looking for your kind's existence
they are looking for us ? but why ?
i don't know for research maybe
but why would they research on us , we don't research on humans
that's because humans are nasty creatures
what about you ? aren't you a human
i am but i am not interested in aliens and all and i have a heart made of gold , in more simple words
i am kind 😗
damn you are narcissistic 😒
what do you mean by narcissistic i am just complimenting myself😤
yeah yeah
make yourself comfortable
fu*k yeah I will
you curse?
what? only humans are allowed to curse or what
nah , it's just weird coming from you
woah your couch is squishy
you like it ?
i love it
what were you upto?
oh ! me ? i was just watching TV shows, do you want to watch one with me?
what's a tv show?
ughh i won't be able to explain , just watch it
okay
(1 hour later)
bruhh you made a mess out of my house, don't you think you are getting way too comfortable??
but you asked me to be comfortable
i did ,why don't i remember?
come on don't be so petty , we are cool with each other aren't we😎
i highly doubt that
hey btw what are these ?
don't touch them
oh okay ( drops the object)
that's expensive actually was expensive ( it broke )
woah it's fun ( starts breaking all the stuff in the house)
hey stop it
what do you think you are doing?
HEY ENOUGH!!!
freeze or i am gonna report you to the scientists!
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???
YOU ARE GONNA DO WHAT?
hey hey calm down 😨
SO YOU WERE PRETENDING TO BE NICE 👿??
YOU ARE A NASTY HUMAN TOO
hey i said it out of impulse i never intended to do it 😰
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I WILL BELIEVE YOU👿
YOU SAID YOU WOULD REPORT ME RIGHT?
HOW ABOUT I KILL YOU?
NO WAIT HOW ABOUT I KILL YOUR ENTIRE HUMAN SPECIES 😈
no way
YOU THINK I CAN'T DO IT?
that's not what I mean
hey calm down , i would never do that i swear
let me make it up to you ok ?
ALRIGHT
ENTERTAIN ME AND I WILL THINK ABOUT IT
I WILL DETERMINE WHETHER I SHOULD EXTERMINATE HUMAN BEINGS ACCORDING TO YOUR PERFORMANCE 😈
Gulps*
(1 hour later)
hey are you not satisfied yet i sang , danced , tried to act funny and even twerked for you
IS THAT ALL?
hey what do you mean by is that all , i am all exhausted 🤬🤬
okay last try
* does puppet show*
ah ! forget it
just kill me , i am already exhausted maybe it won't hurt much
why did you stop , that was so cool😲😲
really ?? so are you back to normal now?
what are those?
oh these ? these are dolls
so you aren't angry anymore??
what are you saying my friend , i was never angry on you ☺️
Ah ! it's a pity that I want to go back and show these things to my kind but my dear friend i will miss you very much for eternity🥺🥺
Farewell my friend ( disappears)
we were friends the whole time ? he treats his friends like that ?
Holyf**k , i almost peed my pants
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?🥴🥴🥴
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you guys it took me more than 1 hour to come up with this but i guess it took you barely 5 minutes to read it ???
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