I was so sad and depressed after getting rejected from 15 job interview. At night when I was on my way home I noticed a robot like little thing beside the road . As I was drunk , without thinking I picked that thing to my home. At first I thought I was a toy robot but soon after I came to know that it was something else. His eyes were so big sorry I couldn't figured whether it was he or she.
"hey, don't be scared. I'm from another planet. But I will not harm you until you do."
"WTH !!! A....AAA..Alien....(fainted)"
after regaining sense-----
"Where am I? 🤯🤯🤯 why is there soo many aliens in my house???? WHAT THE F*CK IS HAPPENING WILL SOMEONE TELL ME???!!!!"
" Don't worry we will determine weather we will exterminate humans according to your performance"