JOKE 1- Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice. onwaas
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up wang
I shall ask him what he meant by this..
JOKE 2 - Wife had ur lunch.? : waas
Husband: had ur lunch.?
Vife: im asking you
Husband: im askin
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband: u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch
JOKE 2 - Johny johny..
Yes papa! Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
High papa!
Bp-sugar..
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa! Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
Ha Ha Ha
Its really heart touching poem
JOKE 3 - Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his
Girlfriend.
JOKE 4 - Man 1: Why is Prime Minister
not seen in morning.
Man 2:Because
he is
PM not AM.
JOKE 5 - Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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