"Your performance will be the one to determine your life-"
Is what they said, looking like a bunch of cult dudes wearing those western black clothes. Their eyes were all black with a hint of galactic inside and they almost look like human, but the difference is that they have scales and their eyes-
"Why should 'I' perform for you all anyways? what is this? a test? if its a test then im out cuz ive been doing test ever since i was 6 years old and until i turned 24 years old."
Im Drake, 26 years old and is currently doing freelancing. A man who works his ass of for money for what ever the fvk the work is-
"It is a test but-"
"Why choose someone like me? there's so many people why me?"
My brows risen then they stayed silent. Like bro, this aint a movie where whenever there's an alien i attack, the aliens picks only ONE place like Japan and USA.
"Human"
They looked at me as they turned their eyes at each other, there are currently two aliens in my room that suddenly just barged in after i was about to sleep.
"Do you not care for your life?"
"Do i look like I give a fvk about my life?"
I smirked making them pause for a second, what? going to stop pestering me now? quickly leave already i still have an appointment tomorrow morning.
As they all started to whisper to each other then nods, as if agreeing on something, both turned to me then made a stern-like face.
"You are a unique human."
"Am i?"
"Yes, people like you arent really seen in those little box things where humans live."
Do you mean TV?
"We have agreed on instead of looking for your performance, we will be watching how you, unique human do in your life style"
I paused, WHAT?
"O-o-oi!!! WHAT?!"
i stood up from my bed as i sweat intensively. WHY?!
"We will be watching you how you do your every day life as a unique Human. Do not worry, we will not hurt you after we get enough data"
You've gotta be kidding me!! I was out of words as i was just there standing up like a mad man. UNIQUE HUMAN MY *SS! THIS ISNT WHAT I HAVE SEEN IN THE MOVIES!
And after that, their EVERYDAY data collecting started...
-Day 1-
"Human, who is this... WOMAN?"
This one is XW3, he has a long braided hair. Today is the day where i will be meeting a client.
"This is what we call CLIENT"
i whispered as he nods and then took notes,seriously, i thought aliens were smart?
"U-uhm...s-sorry if i called you suddenly yesterday all of a sudden."
The woman then starts as she shutters a little. Wearing furred coat and pink that looks like those woman who looks beautiful but is actually dangerous.
"no, no, its ok its ok, this is my job and im thankful that you called me"
I smiled then she lightens up.
"Is that so?"
"Mhmmm~"
while we are doing our talk, XW3 just listened to all of our blabbering. As if inspecting.
"recently, my husband hasnt been coming back to his usual time..."
She stated, oh? is this some kind of MISTRESS??
"He usually comes home at 9 PM... but suddenly, he isnt even coming back to our house-"
"Do you have any guesses what he has been doing?"
She shakes her head, meaning she doesnt know as i hummed.
"Can you give me any further details?"
.........
*bustle* *bustle*
Hiding from the bushes like those typical paparazzi, i took out my camera and tried searching for this so called... HUSBAND.
"What is our achievement here? Human."
"Its to find out what the husband has been doing"
"Investigation, huh"
Yeah you can say that, though ive done this so many times and its always the other party having an affair.
The woman gave me a photo of her husband as we tried to wait for his arrival. Come on... where are you?
Minutes, then hours passed as a taxi car stops then a man comes out.
"!!"
I opened my eyes wide as i look at the picture... ITS HIM!
"its him!"
I said then seeing as the man looked around and stops at the entrance. Is he waiting for someone? his mistress?
As we waited patiently did my eyes suddenly went wide... seeing as another MAN comes and hugs this HUSBAND...
"wait- what?"
I mumbled then tried to fix my eyes, is this some kind of joke? cuz im not buying it-
"Human, it looks like this Husband we are looking for is hugging another being... is this his MISTRESS? i perhaps?"
I sighed deeply then eased my frowning face, no, this cant be- is the husband...
"GAY?"
After that, they entered the place together while holding hands as i stood up from the bushes then pulled XW3.
"come on! we have to track them!"
"Isnt this Illegal to do this thing in the human world?"
"Yeah right! but we have to get answers!"
And just as we... no, I expected...
"Your husband is Gay-"
I said bluntly while looking at the woman before me, her face was in surprise as she cant seem to speak.
"He's what?!"
"GAY.... G-A-Y, GAY."
"t-that cant be true! he married me!"
She stood up with anger on her face, of course im also used to this kind of behaviour but i was also shocked of what she suddenly did.
"YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT HE IS GAY! HE CANT BE!"
wow, from shy girl to furious...i knew those kind of clothing was dangerous.
And as expected as she was fuming with anger, she was ready to throw a hand on me, i closed my eyes and was ready to be hit as i didnt feel a single pain. Eh?
"let go of me!"
She says while my eyes looked at the person who stopped her. XW3...
"Doing such things is bad, i would suggest you leave."
He says while she grits her teeth and lets go.
"FVK THIS!"
leaving while she stomps her feet with anger then closing the door loudly....
a moment of silence filled the room as i glances at XW3 then scratched the back of my neck.
"uh... Thanks."
I said with half embarrassment, he didnt respond though as i turned around. awkward.
"Unique Human."
I halt after hearing his voice then i turned to look at XW3.
"what?"
"Your life..."
He looks at me as i waited for his next sentence.
"I would like to know more of your life."
And thats how I ended up having an Alien partner, I thought yall going to test me?
After long, disappointment, happiness, sadness etc. XW3 and his comrade had enough data to gather but in XW3's determination to be with me and have fun from doing odd jobs, he stayed in earth for a little while.
days, months, years... sigh- i really dont know why Aliens even do this sht-
