1, There's Teacher
The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
Teacher :- "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
'There's Jenifer, she's a lawyer, or
'That's George, he's a doctor."
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
student:- 'And there's teacher; she's dead."
2, Happy
"what were you before you came to school, boys and girls?"
asked the teacher , hoping that someone would say "babies" she was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy...!!!!"
