Hello! everyone. , i know it's. weird to greet when you don't get the greeting back but its boring with starting the story directly ,nah?. If you are Confuse why i use 'nah' then my reason is that it was my most important and used for 10 years in school while speaking in english which i originally meant was 'right '.
I don't have experience in writing comedy story (just to be fair i don't have any experience in any genre ,but it will sound ameture ,and yes i google it for spelling cheking ,which is weird but convenient ).
If i had to describe my most funniest moment in life then i will say ,the 10 years i spent in my school while also being in hostel. you may think i must have enjoyable time in school bit mostly no ,what most funny was the way we spoke in school. It was a private school so many rules were there ,but most important was don't talk in other language expect english . It was quite a hard to talk cause i never had any conversation in english so for 1 year i hide myself and talk in secret (because i don't know how to speak in english ). After a year i able to talk in english we use in school .
if you want to know then let me say a few words ,"hey, you coming to eating food if not then i am going ,today what was giving ,oh today is meat ,you coming nah". sorry but i think i became a little rusting as i have not spoken it for 3 years ,
let me tell you a story , we were in our 9th grade , when we meet our physic teacher ,he was very good in speaking english (not our broken english ,yeah we call it broken english ,why?you ask because we don't intentionally or physical break it but the way we spoke it likes we just misplaced the words),so i was saying he was good in speaking english ,so we (me and my classmates )don't get everything he say and he was usually proud of the way he can speak it better but as the saying goes times changes everything and it does , after teaching and chatting with us ,he began to speak like we does ,which sometimes says like,"i had spent 7 years to speak better in english yet i lost it in a year".
SO YOU ALL GIVING ME LIKES AND COMMENTS ,NAH ( I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BUT I SUGGESTS YOU TRY TO SPEAK IN THE WAY I DID ,WHAT YOU DID ,ALREADY ?GOOD ,WAIT YOU DON'T TRY AND CAN'T ,DON'T WORRY I WILL TEACH YOU)
Some examples-
1."why are you crying "-"you crying , why?"
2."Don't act like you know everything "- " you knowing knowing acting don't do"
3."can you pass the salt"-"hey, salt pass"
4."if you want to fight then lets fight"-"you fighting coming then come"
