TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria
🤣🤣
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BOY : Our principal is an idiot.
GIRL : Do you know who I am?
BOY : No.
GIRL : I'm principal's daughter.
BOY : And Do you know who I am?
GIRL : No.
BOY : Good [ run away🏃]
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TEACHER : Why didn't you come yesterday?
BOY : My dad is in hospital 🏥.
[ After a week ]
TEACHER : Is your dad still in hospital?
BOY : Yes, he is a doctor.
😂😂😂
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GIRLFRIEND : If we get married you should stop smoking.
BOYFRIEND : Ok.
GIRLFRIEND : drinking too .
BOYFRIEND : ok
GIRLFRIEND : Going to night clubs too.
BOYFRIEND : Ok.
GIRLFRIEND : What else can you leave?
BOYFRIEND : The idea of marrying you .
🤣🤣🤣( flop )
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WIFE : Honey, can you do me a favor?
HUSBAND : Sure , anything for you baby.
WIFE : Can you kill a lion for me ?
HUSBAND: Are you mad ? Request something else.
WIFE : okay. Can I go through your WhatsApp?🤗
HUSBAND : Where is the lion you want me to kill ?😼
😂😂😂poor hobby 😹
