Once there was an old man he was walking in the park near his home
Aa he walking he found a man standing near a board which bore "I guarantee I can make you smile"
The man went to him and asked
"Can you make me laugh"? I have been sad lately because of my son And my daughter in law .....they want to send me to a old age home
Let's start tony said(the man who made people laugh )
Do you know what is most happy place in the world
The old man denied
tony said its the grave yard people are dieing to get there
The old man had a small smile on his face..
Tony said again Do you know The old folks home was very secure?
Old man-Why
Tony-. Each door was guarded by a century.
Old man- Lemme to tell you something..I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
SURE UNCLE YOU R RIGHT
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