I have been saving up for a human robot almost my entire life. Finally, when I turned 19 I could get one. I stuffed money in my pocket and drove to the store. Once I arrived I quickly hopped out of my car to read the sign. HOMAN. I breathed a fresh breath of air and walked towards the building. When I walked inside and the place smelt like pizza strangely enough. I stood admiring the fancy place.
"Hi, how may I help you!" A bright lady asked me smiling. I jumped when I heard her voice and then switched to a smile.
"I would like a robot in the price range of 30,000-40,000."
"Okay, great! Ill be right back!" I waited several minutes until she finally came.
"Unfortunately, all the robots in that price range have been sold out. Although, we do have one we can give to you for less then 20,000."
"Really!" I said smiling.
"Yeah, follow me." she lead me to a dark garage with bunches of torn boxes. We headed towards a small corner.
"Here." I examined the box as she explained to me that she had no idea how this robot ended up being so torn.
"Ill take it."
"Perfect! Sign these papers and you'll be ready to go!" She handed me a packet of papers and a clip board.
Half a hour later I finished with my payments and papers. A team of men carried the box to my car as I followed behind. My heart raced with excitement. They finished cramming it into my car and left. I jumped into my car turning on the radio as I drove. I danced in my seat singing along to the music. Suddenly, I heard ruffled noises in the back and then it stopped. I ignored it as I continued to dance and sing. I turned my head if I could head right. Then I saw my robot looking at me curiously. I jumped in my seat and pulled to a curb.
"Why, is my robot right there?" I whispered to myself.
"Actually, I am a human being."
"No you're not."
"Yes, I am. I got involved in a fight causing me to hide in one of those stupid cases."
"There's no way."
"Well I'm here! Surprise. Here let me prove it to you."
He slapped me across the face leaving a red imprint. "Unbelievable!" I slapped him across the face as well.
"Hey, don't slap me again." He said seriously. I slapped him again on the other side of his cheek. I started laughing and he actually began to laugh with me.
I had a felling we were gonna have a strong friendship for years.
