My robot to me,”Actually, I’m a human being”.
Me: Um wha- we were talking about anime and manhwa, why did you have to ruin the moment.
Robot: Before you become too shocked let me expl- wait that’s what you’re mad about
Me: Whyyyyyyy. You’ve stuck a nerve, I’m traumatizing this situation
Me:*laughing my a$$ off and falls on the floor*
Robot: Great now she’s in shock
He grabs a hold of me and pins me down
Me: what are you doing, I never let you do this to me
Robot: look I’m sorry but you really need to stop.
Me: Why did come to my house and pretend to be a robot? Why did you watch me sleep? Why did befriend me? Why talk to me? Why are you here?
Robot: Look I’m sorry, but my name is Luise.
I’m an agent from a secret society. This maybe too much to take, but you wanted to know and you deserve the truth. Your not a human you’re actually the robot.
Me: huh, how the frick am I a robot if I remember having a childhood and everything. You’re not making any sense.
Luise: yeah um to explain everything I think it’s best if you sit down.
*I fell down on the couch and sink into the cushion*
Me: Explain
Luise: Your existence is to see if a human who has died is allowed to live on in a robots body without their knowledge. You bleed, have scrapes, and even have a nerve system. When you sleep your body charges, you can eat, use the bathroom. You seem like an ordinary human being. The only difference is you have an immunity to any illness.
Me: And how do I die? This is a robot body, so I’ll stay young forev- wait you said humans that died, does that mean I have died before.
Luise: Man we don’t have protocols for this. Look you died when you were 4. You died of a non treatable illness. You had no parents no relatives or anything so we used you and have been watching you ever since.
Me: This is crazy.
