My robot told me "I am actually a human"....
My brain almost exploded at the information! The robot i have been living with for 2 months is actually a freaking human! Oh my gawd, Jungkóók you're so dumb!!
I looked at the now announced human and ex-robot. "You serious?" I asked him..still kind of shooked.
"Yes, i am.." He , the robot named Tàéhyung nodded.
"No i don't believe this!! How could I not know you're a human? i am not that dumb"
"I guess i am very good at acting..and yes you are dumb" That human Tàéhyung said shrugging
"WHAAAT?? NO I AM NOT DUMB YOU EX-ROBOT!!"
He just called me dumb ! The audacity of him hmph!!
"I will check it myself..and prove i am not dumb."
"and what will you do Jungkóókie ~"
I smirked and walked close to him.."You're a robot..that mean you're whole body is metal covered my human skin..but you're still a hard meta..so.."
"So?" Tàéhyung gulped..hah! i scared him hehehe
"so.." I then suddenly unbuttoned his pants and unzipped it too.. pulling them down.
"WHAT THE HELL JUNGKÓÓK?" He shouted trying to cover his legs..
"Hehe..i will check you pee-pee..and it will be of metal..you will be busted..i actually know how real pee-pee feel like..cause i have mine hm" I said , proud of myself..
"What? Jungkóók, stop that thinking! You will regret it dumbàss"
"I know what i am doing!" With that , i pulled down his boxer too!!i am so excited to win!! kyaaaaa!!!
His pee-pee was was visible now..hmm looks real from outside but after touching it , it will be proved" And i touched it..huh.. something's wrong..i then squeezed it and i hear a...móan?? Shooooot!!!
"IT'S REAL!!!!!" I quickly backed away..
"I told you dumbo!!" Tàéhyung now gritted his teeth..and a smirk formed on his lips.."and now time to regret.."
"OH NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!" I screamed
"OH YEAAAAAH BABY!! YEEEHAWWWW!!" He shouted and i ran!
um..the hell was this? idk..but this was just a fictional story.. don't be offended..and don't connect it to real life..hope you had fun hehe..