Hello my name is Jamie Juandale Dingle Mingle Belingle Sedingle Mulingle i know my name is really long and weird I wish my name is Rick Astley. anyways I was already dead hmmm you must itching to know how I die?
one day I was looking out of my window when I saw something.. it's just a dog nothing out of ordinary but this dog is different. really different a week ago I spotted the dog. it's was just doing something that everydog would do doing a backflip the dog is really good at doing- wait the minute does every dog do backflip? it doesn't right? anyways the dog was really good at doing backflip I can't believe my eyes. am I the only that's seeing this? it even did a double backflip wtf I can't even do that. then the next day. I was looking out my window again to see if the dog is still there it was still there! but now it's was doing.. something.. every dog would ever do of course the dog is twerking! wow is it doing a tiktok or wh- OKAY what the hell what the dog doin REALLY freaking me out it's wad damn twerking! then the next day came today the dog was a little.. okay I guess the dog was running in circle and keep repeating that im bored to death! it's also started praying and chanting it's really bore me to death!.. oh.. what the ? it did something unusual again damn.. the days just gone by and the dog keep doing something out of ordinary. the dog also started throwing punch with a cat. Well I can at least do something like that too 'Munch'²x I have popcorn ready. (Present day) I woke up in the morning it's 1st April today too.. and the dog is still there. I was wondering what it's gonna do today maybe it will go beat up someone again like last time the person the dog beat up is drunk too so it's a easy fight. but the dog not even moving just staring blankly I can only see its back too. what the dog doin now?! do something don't just Stare into absolute nothing! though I feel like it's just my imagination. but the dog is slowly.. but surely was looking at his back. huh why is the dog.. looking here? the dog was looking at ME wtf I then just immediately hide myself. what the?! the dog is looking at me wtf I can't believe iam okay if the dog come here I will just beat the dog.. wait what the hell am I thinking can I beat up something like that?! it dis something out of ordinary these past DAYS hell nah maybe I should beg for forgiveness.. and beg for it to spare my life.. so I goes to look outside the window again.. but I saw it.. it's was ALREADY IN FRONT OF MY WINDOW.. STARING AT ME.. it's also standing ON TWO.. I WAS SHOCKED..
"AGHHHHHHH... MY HEARTTTT..TTT"
i was holding my chest.. it hurt like hell what the is happening.. I fall weaklessly.. holding my chest that really hella hurt.. and..
"...oh shiet is he ded? oh no I take the prank too hard..is he alive?..if he's ded too whose to blame? me?.. I'm just a dog lol..!"
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IF YOU SEE DOG OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW AND DOING SOMETHING UNUSUAL START BEATING THE SHIT OUTTA OF THE DOG 😱
