Me:Mom, it’s raining and clothes are hanging outside.
Mom: Relax kid!
Me: Mom, I broke your phone’s screen!
Mom: Relax kid!
Me: Mom, I am going out for smoking.
Mom: Relax kid!
Me: Mom, Thanos has destroyed half of the universe.
Mom: Relax kid!
Me: I forgot to close the gas knob, so the milk is all over the floor.
Mom: Relax kid!
Me: I am having cancer mom!
Mom: Relax kid!
Me: Everyone dies mom!
Mom: Relax kid!
Me: *to myself* Okay Namit, so it’s the time to take advantage of mom’s chill and casual behavior.
*Next day*
Me: *kick opens the house door* MOM, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Mom: *knitting sweater* Rela—
Me: *excitedly* Yes, yes, yes mom? Please complete your senten—
*Mom starts setting up a machine*
Me: *rubbing my cheeks* What is this mom?
Mom: This is ‘Slipper Throwing Machine’. One just has to put a bunch of slippers in it and press the ‘Power’ button. Slippers would come out on their own. Behind my every ‘Relax kid!’, the machine was setting it’s target.
Me: And who’s the target, mom?
Mom: *with utmost politeness* The relaxed kid! :)
¯\_(ツ)
Me:(个_个)
