A man was coming home from work one day, when he saw a hearse pass pull up beside him at the red light. the guy driving the hearse rolled down the window and said to the man "there's room for one more". the man reluctantly said "Um No thanks" and then continued driving as the lift went green. the man arrived home and went to his room. he saw out the window was the same hearse and the guy said "there's room for one more". the man felt freaked out as he was wondering "did he follow me here?".
the next day the guy was at work and he had to take the elevator to the top floor. he went up to the elevator and saw the same guy from the hearse. he felt horrified. the guy said "don't be shy. there's room for one more". the man said "No thanks. I'll take the next one". the elevator doors closed and as the guy waited for the next elevator, there was a loud CRASH!
the elevator fell to the bottom of the shaft, leaving everyone in the elevator dead.
