hey guys, back at it again with my grandmother, she's dieing and exploding inside as I speak :)))jdjejen.anyways, today I'll be showing you how to transform into ogre, no shrek just ogre
first step - eat a monke alive
second step - pour freshly made urine on yourself
third step - claim your role as jdkssk
fourth step - you need to avoid all human contact
fifth step - get rid of your flipqy body pillow(s) (I know you have at least one you creep)
sixth step - eat nothing but pure obamnium
seventh step - sacrifice your loved ones for void termina
eighth step - put a bunch of posters of flamberge on your wall
ninth step - go into your local swamp
tenth step - chant pisswrinkle thirty times while slowly pouring diahhrea on yourself. you will start tingling and then transform into ORGE
ok now my grandmother is having diahhrea on the insides so I'ma have to leave cuz it stinks (I'm so sorry :|)
