“I don’t want to work.”

When I got summoned into a different world, rather, after Kami-sama heard my only condition, he answered me, Masuda Keima.

“… Umm, what did you want?”

“A life that I wouldn’t need to do anything would be good…”

“… Even if you’re reincarnated as a tree?”

“Ah~, that would be great~”

Kami-sama sighed with an amazed face.

“That’s… why did I listen to your condition… will you hear me out?”

“Eh? What is it?”

Though I think his story was about the circulation of mana and something about monsters, I wasn’t really listening.

“In your original world, could you have researched something like a golem? With that, doesn’t it fill you with motivation…?”

“Eh? Hahaha, not really. Though there are some students nowadays like that~”

Making a maid robot to live my days in comfort, that was my dream.

Though if I told Kami-sama about such a dream, he’d find out I’m a useless member of society.

By the way, I did mess around with studying something like a thirty centimeter ready-made robot kit that could move at school. Make it myself? Too much trouble…

“Okay, there’s no time left so… though it was special, I’ll ask the next person.”

“Eeeh~…”

“Well, I’ll just make you able to understand languages. Oh, be sure to do your best since you have my blessing.”

“But I don’t want to do anything…”

“Though there is magic in the world you’ll be reincarnating into, I don’t believe civilization has developed to the point where you won’t have to work. Besides, if you are summoned purposely to do something, it might be just what you want.”

“I want to go back inside…”

“Well, do your best.”

My vision was surrounded by bright light.

Like that, I was summoned to another world.

*

“A-alright! The summon was successful! … Eh, wait, h-human!? Why!?”

Though I don’t know by what fundamental law, I appeared in a room whose walls were shining faintly in white.

Before my eyes was something called a loli wearing a white dress, a cute girl that lolicons would covet.

Though since I prefer ones more grown up, sorry.

… As for my foot fetish though, with her wearing knee socks it’s not bad.

“Why… such a small fry despite putting in all of the DP…”

“… Can I sleep?”

“Eh—”

“Can I go to sleep? Oh, is there a futon?”

“Wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?”

This guy. Even though I said I was sleepy she’s still yapping noisily.

“Ugugu, what, this toy monster is talking and not listening! … Oh, a human huh. I wonder if that’s why it’s talking?”

“Oi, what are you… you’re giving me a headache, keep your voice down.”

“Ah, o-okay… Wait, what’s with you! I am the summoner, you should obediently listen to what I say.”

“Oi little girl… where’s your papa and mama? I’d like to go home.”

“Who’s a little girl! Y-you’re a monster summoned by the dungeon core! I’m going to work you until you die!”

Dungeon core… monster… yup, I don’t get it. I was summoned, so am I not a hero?

“Hey, quickly get up to leave and slaughter the bandits! Since I even invested 1000 DP, aren’t you actually pretty strong!?”

She suddenly started talking about something dangerous, oi.

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“I see, I’ll listen to you for a bit, so speak. What’s a dungeon core, a monster, and DP? As for being summoned… I get that.”

“Oh, what, maybe you’re smart since you can talk? I am a mage or… well, it’s fine. This is my dungeon.”

“A little girl is the dungeon master…?”

“Aaah, so you know about dungeon masters. But there isn’t a dungeon master in my dungeon. Ah, but I guess… I wonder if I’d call myself the dungeon master?”

Of course I don’t know what in the world dungeon masters are, but I imagine they’re something like the ones in fantasy games from my memories.

But, the dungeon core… in other words, the heart of the dungeon. This little girl is…?

“Rather, even though you said humans are small fries, aren’t you a human?”

“I’m not, just my appearance is like a human’s… wait, what’s with that ‘you’!? Call me master!”

“Ah, come to think of it I haven’t heard your name. So, what is it?”

“Mine? It’s Dungeon Core No. 695.”

A number? Talk about cutting corners… well, if there’s a 695 that means there’s at least 694 others. If that’s it, naming would be one of those things that get skimped on.

“Got it, Rokuko.”

“Huh? What?”

“Well, since it’s hard to say Dungeon Core No. such and such, I decided your name is Rokuko. Your full name is Dungeon Core Rokuko. Ah, I’m Masuda Keima.”

I turned Dungeon Core No. 695 into Rokuko, what’s this girl saying while staring at me?

“Huh? Mahsewtah Kehma? … Is that an alias? Rather, what are you saying on your own–”

[Naming received, Master acknowledged.]

“”Eh?””

Though I didn’t understand what was going on, that’s how I became a dungeon master.

“Menu! Wait!? Not now! Cancel! Undo!”

Opening a semitransparent window in the air, the blonde-haired loli… Rokuko yells at it, but there doesn’t seem to be any particular response. Ah, she’s already annoying to my ears. This is why kids are…

“Oi, quiet down a bit since you’re being noisy. Rather, shut up.”

“W-what, ordering… –…”

Silence.

Yeah, I see, I’m the dungeon master. And what the master says is absolute huh. Fufufu.

Though I didn’t plan for it, perhaps the elegant life of [Not having to work] has fallen upon me?

Right, I don’t especially have to work. I’ll let this blonde loli girl do the work and I’ll spend my life sleeping freely away from worldly cares!

… Yeah, although it was incredible to imagine it was a waste.

“… All the same, it’s like this little girl said. Thinking with common sense…”

Fully enjoying life by sleeping as much as I want is what I desire from the bottom of my heart, but I feel that depending on a woman that wasn’t my senior and was the same age as me at most is… it’s dubious if her age is even two digits, this girl.

“Leeets see, menu? Oh, it seriously came out. Leeets see, what’re these…”

A semitransparent window came out in response to my words… okay, it’s a menu window. Ordering it like this is easy to understand. It was divided into three things.

・Labyrinth

・Subordinates

・DP

It was in a polite speech… no, could I just understand the words like that thanks to God? It’s probably like that.

“… —! … —!”

Oh, Rokuko is glaring at me with a somewhat amazing glare. Hahah, even if a little girl glares at me, it’s just too cute! I pat her head. Oh, she’s even more angry now. She shouted something silently.

“If you have something to say, speak.”

“Trash! Stupid! I-I finally have my voice back, you idiot! What did you do!”

“Yeah, Rokuko is an idiot, you idiot. Apparently I’m your master, in other words it looks I’m the dungeon master now.”

“Cancel it!”

“Why?”

“I-I-I’m the greatest! So—! Obey me!”

The blonde-haired little girl looked this way with teary eyes while her face became deep red in anger… this is becoming a problem.

I get it, she’s an idiot.

“Who’s an idiot!”

“Oops, I said that out loud. But thinking about it… why did you summon me?”

“That’s… to make you a dungeon monster.”

“In other words, if I obey you I’ll have to fight as a dungeon monster, and die if I fail. Rather, I would probably die without failing too. Though I like to sleep, I’d like to avoid entering an eternal sleep at my age.”

“W-well that’s how it is for dungeon monsters… and moreover you are weak…”

“Calling me Keima is fine.”

“Nn, understood Kehma… gu—, I can’t oppose…!”

“For now, I’ll check out the dungeon. Looking for a bed would be good.”

I chose [Labyrinth] from the menu. Though I moved it like a touch panel, I guess it works with voice recognition too.

Well, the state of the dungeon displayed before me, and I froze.

“… Oi, why is there nothing but one entrance, passage, and room?”

“The plan was to get a monster first! I heard that was the strongest way.”

“O-oh, inside this dungeon is… are bandits different from monsters?”

“Ah, those are intruders!”

That’s right, even if I looked at the dungeon map there was an indicator for something enemy-ish on it.

“Where is this place! Aren’t we in the dungeon!?”

“This is the master room inside the dungeon core. Well, a different dimension? Kind of?”

“Well… in other words, inside Rokuko?”

“Ah, yeah. I feel it’s inside my main body… wait, what’s with that, that obscene expression… pervert.”

Rokuko’s cheeks blushed slightly while she looked at me with disgusted eyes. That’s a terrible false accusation. I want to demand an apology and compensation. But I’ll confirm the important thing first.

“From what I see, the dungeon core in the room where the bandits are gathering?”

“Even if I looked, that’s how it is.”

“… Why?”

“Eh, the dungeon core is ineffective if it isn’t installed in the dungeon you know? That’s common sense.”

I have a headache.

When the dungeon core isn’t set up in the dungeon, it’s ineffective.

The dungeon only has one room.

Therefore, the dungeon core is installed in that room.

And there are about eight bandits inside the dungeon core’s room.

“… Well? Isn’t this checkmate? Am I starting second right off the bat?”

“That’s why I used the last of the DP to summon a monster and kick out the bandits. Then Kehma appeared. A weakling appearing was a mistake, but it can’t be returned now…”

“Yeah, so though I want to go back to my original world it’s useless?”

“Impossible. No, since you were summoned it’s not absolutely unreasonable, but the DP is probably overwhelmingly insufficient?”

DP stands for dungeon points, [It’s possible!] is what I was told.

Well then it’s good for now.

Though I’m the dungeon master, what happens if the dungeon core is destroyed?

“Well, you’ll die you know? Since the master and core are two as one, you’ll be in the same boat.”

“Dying would be bad…”

“It’s alright, since if the master dies the core will be fine.”

“Then isn’t that ‘two as one’ thing just a one way road!?”

“Ah, yeah, though well it’s okay, I won’t die yet. Yeah.”

“How!?”

“These bandits, though it’s been ten days since they made this cave their base, they haven’t come to destroy the dungeon core.”

“… Eh?”

By the way, the dungeon core is about the size of a basketball. The walls and floor of this room also appear to be glowing. Furthermore the dungeon in contrast wasn’t lit well, that is to say it’s rare it wasn’t found. Or perhaps I should say it’s amazing it was put like that to stand out.

“… So, it’s alright. Besides, though the current intruders aren’t giving much DP, some is coming in.”

Will it really be okay?

No, it probably won’t be okay. Since she tried to summon a monster by using DP.

“… Got it. By the way, how does DP increase?”

“Well—”

Gathering it all up,

1. Natural recovery from the land (This is the basic 10 DP per day)

2. Maintaining the state of an intruder in the dungeon (Depends on the strength of intruder)

3. Killing an intruder (Depends on the strength of the intruder)

4. Offering a corpse (Depends on the original strength of the corpse)

5. Offering treasure (Depends on the treasure)

That’s how it is.

By the way, it seems to take 20 DP to summon a goblin.

If it was like normal you could summon one every other day, but with the eight bandits lodging in the dungeon for the past ten days, that was apparently +80 DP more per day.

Well, with the 900 DP gained during these ten days that the bandits have controlled the cave and putting it together with the other 100 DP, becoming 1000 DP, she played monster gachapon.

I see, if it cost fifty times more than a goblin she thought it would be stronger than fifty goblins huh. But you can lose in gachapon. Or maybe you could call me the grand prize? Well, even though she called it gachapon it was probably just the automatic translation… I have mixed feelings about this. Rare.

Additionally, there are several ranks of gachapon: 100, 1000, 10000… it goes up by a factor of ten each time, with no upper limit. The 1000 DP gachapon that I came from was second from the bottom.

Rumors say goblins can come from 10000 DP gachapon and a dragon from 1000 DP. The probability increase with the price, a basic luck game huh?

“Why not a dragon!”

“No, it wouldn’t be off even if a goblin appeared, aren’t you just aiming too high?”

This blonde-haired loli’s ego was next level stuff. Not even I’m the center of the world you know? Something so convenient doesn’t actually happen. Though I just want to sleep, I was summoned into another world to work.

“… Well, the remaining DP is… 9?”

Just when she’d reached 1000 DP she pulled the lever. Now we’re flat-out broke.

Looking at the catalog from the DP on the menu, I can’t even summon a goblin with 9 DP.

Dragons? Even the weakest version starts at 100000 DP, madam. Haha, someone that thought they could get one with 1000 DP is just too much of an idiot.

Looking at the everyday items page, there were a few that could appear with 9 DP.

“Alright, I’ve decided.”

“What is it, Kehma?”

Using up 5 DP, I summoned a [Buckwheat Pillow].

“I’m going to sleep.”

“Eh, wai-!?”

“While I sleep, please be quiet. Good night.”

Yeah, this is very convenient. Next thing I summon will be a [Futon].

10000 DP for a [Heavenly Pillow] and 100000 DP for a [Top Quality Futon].

While I laid down closing my eyes, the yapping voice slowly faded out.

“Fuwaah, that was a good sleep… is hard to say. Ugh, my body hurts.”

When I woke up and stood, my shoulders popped loudly.

Though the floor wasn’t cold and was slightly warm, it was hard and dimly emitted light. Not a good place to sleep in.

“Gu—, f-finally you woke up Kehma!”

“Oh Rokuko, how long was I asleep?”

“You don’t know!? Six hours! Aah I can talk again.”

Though I don’t know if time flows the same, but it seems that I slept for six hours for now.

The 4 DP that I saw before falling asleep became 34 DP.

… What’s the timetable for the bandit’s DP? I should probably give up on calculating the exact income based on their strength.

“What time is it outside?”

“Seven in the morning! By the way, one day is twenty-four hours! Wait, why am I answering you!”

“I see, thanks. Say ‘nya’ at the end of your sentences.”

“Stop joking nya!”

One day is twenty-four hours. By the way, it seems that one year is twelve months, three hundred sixty-five days in total. It’s good that it’s the same so it’s easy to remember.

Though I checked to make sure, I heard that what I can order the body to do on its own depends on my level.

Despite this being another world, since little girl does whatever I say if I were a lolicon there would be R-18 developments about right now.

I canceled the order for her to add stuff to the end of her sentences and for now reviewed the current situation once again.

“What’s the state of the bandits?”

“They got up and left a bit ago. One person is staying here right now.

“Hmmm…”

“Well then, I’ll just summon a goblin then. Summon! 20 DP Goblin!”

“Huh?”

A glowing magic formation appeared on the floor.

The magic formation’s light grew stronger and the moment it flashed a small person with an ugly green face appeared.

I wonder if it felt like this when I was summoned? Probably.

“Alright!”

“It’s not alright!”

“Adah—!?”

I hit Rokuko’s head with a thump.

“W-what was that for! The endurance value doesn’t lower! I’ll break!”

“What are you using DP for on your own, idiot!”

“Hah? What’s wrong with me using my DP?”

Ah, so this person is an idiot.

“It’s not your DP anymore, it’s my DP. If you want to use it you need my permission, if you don’t want to die that is.”

“W-what, is that a threat!? If I die, Kehma also dies!”

“That’s right, if the dungeon core is destroyed I die as well. That’s why I said to not do things at your own convenience!”

“Ugu—… th-then, what now?”

“For now, teach me about the area around here… And can this goblin be returned?”

“It can’t. Well, it’ll give 2 DP if it’s killed in the dungeon though.”

“One tenth huh… I got it, let’s keep it for now.”

First of all, I decided to give the goblin the order to wait in the corner of the room for now.

… Rather, this room is pretty big. Couldn’t it fit something about the size of a gymnasium in it?

No, if you consider that you can summon a dragon isn’t that much natural?

“Well, let’s see, first of all this place is called the [Tsuia Mountain]… Incidentally, this dungeon is called the [Ordinary Cave]! Adventurers said so.”

Is this place even considered a dungeon. Oi.

Thinking about it, this seems to be the dungeon for a name like that. It’s misleading.

Well, apart with the room lines with bricks, it does look like an ordinary cave…

“You said something about adventurers?”

“It seems the humans made something called an adventurer guild. Though I don’t know how they’re different from knights, I don’t know.”

There appeared to be knights as well. As for the difference, isn’t it just between being an individual and being part of a peace keeping group?

… If Rokuko only knows that general of information from hearing about it, don’t I know more about it?

“Are there human towns nearby? If there’s a map show it to me.”

“You can see it on the menu.”

I looked at the menu to check.

It seems that there is a nearby road going down the mountain. Perhaps the bandits’ aim is that?

When I fiddled with the scaling, topography information for the mountain appeared… However, at most I was able to understand the surroundings of the mountain. There’s a slightly large town nearby the Tsuia Mountain, and some distance beyond the mountain a sea.

Ah, so it seems in addition to the town there’s a few villages sprinkled about.

… By the way, this map felt very lackadaisical. No, more precisely I wished it provided distances. Well, it’s fine. It seems to be a map of the nearby area.

“Hey~, not going to kill the bandits? It’ll be a ton of DP if you kill them you know? I feel that if you do it now, let’s see~, wouldn’t 200 DP come in?”

That would be approximately like them staying twenty four hours for ten days, I’m told.

“No, I still can’t handle the bandits yet.”

“Why? If it’s just one bandit… about ten goblins should be fine?”

“To gain 200 DP I’d have to invest 200 DP huh… in the first place aren’t you doubting that’s enough DP?”

I mean, goblins look weak. Ten for a single bandit?

“I’ll store up DP for a while. It would be a waste, there are better uses for it. Right now it would be better to not move clumsily and provoke them… Clumsily sending out goblins, wouldn’t they say [A goblin came out, let’s destroy the dungeon core!] ?”

“…! I didn’t think of that, Kehma is smart!”

“Rokuko is just stupid. So long as you understand what I say, it’s fine.”

“O-okay. Got it.”

Now then, with this she won’t do anything on her own. Since I ordered her.

“… Let’s see, next is the labyrinth? Making a room is… though it depends on the size, if it’s a small rock-faced room it’s 200 DP huh. Passages depend on the length, and traps are separate?”

“Yes! It’s better to summon monsters than to make rooms. That’s why I didn’t do it.”

“You can also obtain and place treasures with DP huh… ah, that’s why the pillow was in the treasure category.”

“That’s right, but is there any reason to place them? I would rather summon a monster to beat away intruders than use DP for something like tha-… wait, what’s with those eyes? They’re unpleasant.”

Oops, I gave this person making an idiot of herself a disapproving gaze.

“Yeah, well speaking of dungeons, rather than monsters you’d picture the image of traps and treasures.”

“Is that so? The other cores didn’t say anything like that you know?”

“… Now that you mention it, Rokuko said she was Dungeon Core No. 695. Are there 694 others?”

“I think the number decreased from lots of them dying from their cores being destroyed… the dungeon core is our heart.”

“It’s amazingly risky to leave your heart in nothing but a single room dungeon.”

“After all, the other cores said the amount of rooms didn’t matter!”

“Fufun,” the blonde-haired loli boastfully threw out her chest that she didn’t have. That flat chest… maybe I should pat it?

“You’re able to contact other cores?”

“Well, there’s a gathering. Though I wasn’t able to be there this time because of the intruders… we’re called together once a year… well, it’s like a party. A place to gather valuable info.”

“Heeh, so because of that you heard those things?”

“Yeah, Dungeon Core No. 89 Nee-sama said them. Since 89th Nee-sama is an amazing person with a dungeon in the middle of the imperial capital despite being a humanoid like me! Her number is two digits, her DP ranking is in the top ten, and always cares for me.”

Isn’t she just cheating this girl?

“Come to think of it, 89th Ane-sama got a dragon from 1000 DP gachapon.”

“That so~. Rather, I’m more interested in her being in the imperial capital or ranking though. For now we need deal with our current crisis somehow though.”

“That’s right. We can’t do—”

“Guuu,” a sound rang out.

… Now that I think about it, I haven’t eaten anything since yesterday.

“Duck, or rice… do you have food?”

“Eh? Ah, I see. Monsters eat huh~. I forgot since I don’t need to eat to live.”

By the way, it seems that whenever a monster came she would always use all the DP she’d stocked up to summon goblins. Once or twice a month, adventurers would come to exterminate the goblins, mincing up their corpses and heading back.

And I seem to be treated the same as a monster. How rude.

I used 5 DP to summon bread and water, dividing it a bit with the goblin that was behaving itself in the corner of the room, then ate peacefully.