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DONT DO BAKCHODI
It Was a Beautiful Morning
warm sunrays..and Birds chirping in the woods
😂😂😂Bc writer ban gaya mai..!
Teacher
JAI HINDD....DOSTO.. 🙏
Teacher
🤬MADARCHOD...BHAU BOL.!!
BAKCHOD BILLA
Theek hai.,MADARCHOD BHAU🙏
Teacher
NIKAL LAWDEE..! PEHLI FURSAT ME NIKAL 💢
Teacher
TAKLAAA AGAYA ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
BAKCHOD BILLA
BHULAKKAD HAI SAALA..! ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪
Teacher
Badaam Daalo iski Gaaand me (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
GAJINI
Mai Kon hu...? (?・・)σ
Teacher
Mat puchh madarchod..! 😂😂😂
Teacher
TERA BAAP..! ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
BAKCHOD BILLA
Bhauuuu sidikee 😂🙏
Teacher
Billeeee..! Rukkkkk..,Abhi teri Maa Ch**Dta hu 🤬💢💢
BAKCHOD BILLA
Accha....Sorrie Bhauu...! 😂😂🙏🙏
Teacher
SORRY ko apni gand me daal le..! 💢💢
GAJINI
Sorry.? Gand me kyu..? 🤥
Teacher
Chala jaa bhomsedike.!
ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
GAJINI
....? batao mai kon hu (?・・)σ
BAKCHOD BILLA
Tu LUND mera...ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Teacher
Bakchod Billee....Tera chuha jerry kaha hai..? 🤥
BAKCHOD BILLA
Chupaa baitha hoga kisiki Gand me 😂😂😂🔥
*JERRY APPEARS OUTTA NOWHERE*
BAKCHOD BILLA
J...J...JERRYY.....
JERRY
Saale Peeth peeche Bakta hai 🤬💢💢
Teacher
Abi teri Gaand marega ye ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
JERRY
Ab Bol...Na MadarchooooooOooOOd 💢
BAKCHOD BILLA
Areeh....Im Sorrieee 🙀🙀
*Terror washed over Tom, raising the fine hairs on the back of her neck. Heart pounding in his ears, he tried to scream. The sudden shock making him tense his muscles*
GAJINI
kya ho rha h yaha..(?・・)σ
*Jerry Borrows THOR hammer Outta nowhere*
*Tom ki maa chudi padi hai*
*Every Muscle in His Face Crushed*
Teacher
🙀🙀🙀MAAkaachuuut Ye Kya Hogaya...,?
*13 Minutes and 51 Seconds Later*
*Tom moves his arm and tries to wakeup*
ANONYMOUS
Zinda hai Bhomsedika
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Teacher
marrr gaya madarchod
(☉｡☉)!→
NO BAKCHODI
Teacher
ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ haan toh ab bol...,kya karna chahta hai.?
BAKCHOD BILLA
M....Mai toh Gand Marwana Chahta hu ಠ益ಠ
ANONYMOUS
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Haan Toh ulta Let Ja Bhomseeedike..!
BAKCHOD BILLA
😑💢 Maaakaaa bharosaaa Teri
Teacher
Kya hua Bille aaj tu Shamshaan Me bujhi hui Lakdi ki Tarah bujhii bujhii kyu lag rha hai.? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
BAKCHOD BILLA
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Abe Aaj pata nai subha subha Kis Manhoos Lawde ki shakal dekhli..
Teacher
Kahi Aaina toh Nahi dekhliya saale.? ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
Teacher
ಠ◡ಠ are are m..mera matlab hai ki aisa kya hogaya tere sath.?
BAKCHOD BILLA
puch mat bc..,aaj subha se hi bura ho rha h mere sath (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
BAKCHOD BILLA
Sab ulta pulta (*﹏*;)
BAKCHOD BILLA
(ー_ー゛) Darwaaza kholne gaya toh kundi haath me agayi
BAKCHOD BILLA
(─.─||）NaL khola Toh Tuuti hath me aagayi
BAKCHOD BILLA
Breif case khola toh Handle hath me aagayi (-_-;)・・・
Teacher
Bahinchod ye kya hogaya 😂😂😂😂
Teacher
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ Fir Toh aaj Peshaab Krne bhi Mat jaana
BAKCHOD BILLA
¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯ kaahe Nahi jaunga be Lawde
Teacher
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Abe Dekh NAhi Raha aaj tere grahagochar theek nahi lagte
BAKCHOD BILLA
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Saaf Saaf Bolna Bhadwe
Teacher
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ Log aksar nunni se peshaab karne ke baad hath dhote hai..,
Teacher
乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ kahi aisa naa ho...Tu peshaab karne se pehle hi apni nunni se haath dho baithe.!
BAKCHOD BILLA
😱😱Sachh kaha ❤️de..,ab kya karuuuu.?
Teacher
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Takle se Madad Maangle
BAKCHOD BILLA
Abe Haan....Gajini idhaar aaaa naa (｡ﾉω＼｡)
GAJINI
WTF Bishhhhh.? im smexy Mexy Taxi Gajini (⌐■-■)
Teacher
ತ_ʖತ Bc isko kya hua.?
BAKCHOD BILLA
ಠ ل͟ ಠ Badam Ka asar lag raha hai
GAJINI
**** You bishhhh...im one in a million..! Libisticc Remober..,who the phakk Called me (⌐■-■)
BAKCHOD BILLA
Abe saale Sunnn..,Mujhe zorr ki lagi hai...tu pakad ke khada hojata toh kuch madad hojati meri ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
GAJINI
(⌐■-■)🖕 Bloody ***** cat.,phakkyeww bishhh
BAKCHOD BILLA
(-_-;)・・・ Ye Nahi karega saala...mai chala apne room
Teacher
Nikal Lawde (☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞
*Evil thoughts running through his mind*
*Takes his Laptop and some tissues*
(⌐■-■) IDK what he is upto
BAKCHOD BILLA
ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ ab Hoga Dangal...vo bhi Single Handed✊💧
⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄"Hawtt sexy Cats.."
BAKCHOD BILLA
(☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞kya padh rhe ho be .? Niklo, mujhe apna kam krne do
Fun Fact: Excessive Masturbation Leads to blurry vision.!
GAJINI
Fuckk bishhhh..? im Smexy Lexy Taxi Gajini ┐( ˘_˘)┌
School Bakchodi
Where were you guys..? i missed you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ohh well i was the one offline 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ
anyways Lets get back to our Bakchodi 🌚
The next Day All these Bakchods have school
Yess They are students 🌚👌
*Students reach school in their van*
as the bell rings Students enter class room and wait for teacher
TEACHER
Gooood Morning Bacchoo 😅
*nosebleed among students*
TEACHER
Sit downn...Kal jo homework diya tha yaad toh hai na ? →_→
TEACHER
accha samaj gayi Jisne bhi homework nahi kiya khade hojao apne aap →_→
TEACHER
🤨varna mai khada kardungi
Teacher
Pehle meraaaa ←(>▽<)ﾉ
BAKCHOD BILLA
<(￣︶￣)↗ mera toh pehle se khada hai
TEACHER
Abe mai puch rahi hu kya khada hone ki baat kar rhe ho tum dono(ー_ー゛)
BAKCHOD BILLA
(☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞ Miss vo dekho aeroplaneee
Teacher
ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ Chaar chavanni ghode pe tera Planee mere lavde pe
TEACHER
Abe loduchand Tom tune homework kyu nahi kiya.? 🤨🔪
Teacher
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Miss ye kal raat hila rha tha isliye nahi kiya
TEACHER
Aur tune kyu nahi kiya be Bhau 😑💢
BAKCHOD BILLA
ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪ Mujhe hilaata dekh raha tha
*Teacher punishes all students for not doing homework *
*After 15mins 37seconds later*
Principal enters the class
PRINCIPAL
Kaise ho bhenchooo 😄
TEACHER
Sir...aap yaha (・_・;)
PRINCIPAL
(˘･_･˘) Miss !!! ye kaise kapde pehene hue hai aapne
PRINCIPAL
Pura cabbage dikh raha h apka (ー_ー゛)
BAKCHOD BILLA
Cleavage hota hai vo bhomsidike ಠᴥಠ
PRINCIPAL
(-_-メ) itni nudity mujhse sahi jaaye na~~
*Principal snaps his fingers*
TEACHER
😶sirrr ye kya krdiya aapne
BAKCHOD BILLA
Bc ye jitni jaldi kapde utaar deta hai utni hi jaldi pehenata bhi hai (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
PRINCIPAL
Kon bola be (٥↼_↼)
PRINCIPAL
Huh Nevermind (ー_ー゛)
PRINCIPAL
Miss come to my cabin after class 😗
Teacher
jab kapde utaarna hi tha toh pehnaya hi kyu hawasi gaand 🤦
PRINCIPAL
Saale chup hojaa varna lund fek k marunga pura khandaan chud jayega ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯
TEACHER
⊙﹏⊙ Y....Yes sirrrr comingg
TEACHER
Jerry monitor the class mai aati hu kuch der me ┐( ˘_˘)┌
Teacher
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ jerry hamari lega aur pricipal tumhari
TEACHER
(눈‸눈) class se bahar chala ja madarchomad
*teacher walks into principal's room*
kya soch rahe ho tum log?🌚
*Something something starts*
Teacher
Miss kya hua itna paseena kyu aa rha h apko (◔‿◔)
TEACHER
vo..vo kuch nhi bas garmi bahot thi sir k room me 😅
TEACHER
Bacchoo..Jaise maine kaha tha duudh peene k liye har subhaa
TEACHER
pee rhe ho tum log.? 🤨
Everyone shouts : yess maaam
TEACHER
🤨 Kya hua bille tu nahi peeta.?
BAKCHOD BILLA
peeta hu na miss !! bachpan me maa ka duudh paeta tha ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
BAKCHOD BILLA
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ pados waali bhabhi ka
BAKCHOD BILLA
haan ji..vo duudh wala bhabhi k darwaze pe hi chodh jata tha bottle
BAKCHOD BILLA
ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ mai vahi se do chaar ghoont maarleta hu
Teacher
Maaam duudh pete hue maine ek shayari likhi hai..suna duu 🤩🤩🤩
TEACHER
acchaa sunaa (• ▽ •;)
Teacher
Arz Kiyaaa hai <(￣︶￣)↗
BAKCHOD BILLA
Wah wah wah wah !!!!
Teacher
🤦 abe chup kar chapadganjuuu
Teacher
Bacche ki sehat ke liye Zaroori hai bacche ki maa ka dhooodh <(￣︶￣)↗
Teacher
Bacche ki sehat ke liye Zaroori hai bacche ki maa ka dhooodh~~<(￣︶￣)↗
Teacher
Usi tarah Bacche ke baap ko zaroori hai bacche ki maa ki..........(◕ᴗ◕✿)
TEACHER
bacche ki maa ki.? 😶😶
Teacher
haanji bolo bacche ki maa ki...? kya <(￣︶￣)↗
TEACHER
(?・・) Mm...mai chali..kuch zaroor kaam yaad agaya byee!!!
*teacher leaves the class*
BAKCHOD BILLA
abe bhagg gayii😂😂😂😂😂
Teacher
😑Chal koi naa..tu sunlee..
Teacher
Bacche ki sehat ke liye Zaroori hai bacche ki maa ka dhooodh <(￣︶￣)↗
Teacher
usi tarah bacche k baap ko zaroori hai bacche ki maa ki 🌚
Teacher
😌 Bacche ki maaki khushi
Teacher
vaise tum jo soch rahe ho vo bhi sahi hai 🌚
aree ek minute kuch zaroori baat bolna tha ←(>▽<)ﾉ
Ghar baithe baithe bore ho rahe ho..? 👀
Ghumne Jaane ka mann kar raha hai..? 👀
Some asked me that "itni gaali kyu dete ho"🌚
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