junglecock has added pinkbiatch, paintingswithtaels, grapesucc, ridejimin, yoongayaf and hoesuccsdicc to the chatroom

junglecock has named the chatroom ‘ma bitchez’

junglecock: hey dickheads

pinkbiatch: im sorry but where tf am i?

grapesucc: What is all of this? I’m so confused. Have I possibly been previously acquainted with any of you before?

grapesucc: Oh hey Jungkook!

paintingswithtaels: i dont identify as a bitch i actually identify as liam payne’s shimmy in best song ever

ridejimin: new phone who dis

ridejimin: rather who dese

hoesuccsdicc: lookie here so wheres the porn i was promised

paintingswithtaels: thIS IS A PORN gC?!!!11!

hoesuccsdicc: **** wrong chat lol bye

pinkbiatch: ayo kook care to exbread?

ridejimin: wot m9

pinkbiatch: u kno cuz like pain is bread in french and like explain hol up nvm ignore me pls

pinkbiatch: care to explain

grapesucc: Or you could say exPrairie y’know?

hoesuccsdicc: delete urself off the world

grapesucc: I’m sorry. I’ll admit that was bad.

grapesucc: Also, I hate this name. How do you change it?

junglecock: did u just disagree wth the naming god? i give the best fucking names bitch you better not change it or esle i stg

ridejimin: he finally decides to arrive. now explain.

grapesucc changed his name to I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know

junglecock: tRiGeRRedddDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ridejimin:

yoongayafaf: wtf how do you have a picture of me you creep

ridejimin: wait is this u

yoongayaf: ****. now y’all know what i look like.

ridejimin: kookee sent it 2 me in priv chts i dint kno it waz u

ridejimin: kookie*

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: OUT OF ALL THE TYPOS OVER THERE YOU DECIDED TO CORRECT THAT?!

ridejimin: fite me yeasty bihtc

paintingswithtaels: i love you

junglecock: ‘scuse?

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: I’ve given up.

hoesuccsdicc:

junglecock: stop memeing me hoes

junglecock: ok i think i have some explaining to do

paintingswithtaels: ya think thunderfuck?

ridejimin: i love you too.

junglecock: im-

ridejimin: i would take that as a compliment. like my **** is so good like a greek god that there would be thunder yes zeus daddy

yoongayaf: actually just shut your mouth

ridejimin: im typing

ridejimin: my mouth is in fact shut but my fingers are at work (i use them a lot)

ridejimin: so wats ur point

yoongayaf: i’m leaving bye

junglecock: NO HYUNG DONT LEAVE LEMME EXPLAIN

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Speak before you are silenced for eternity.

hoesuccsdicc: nerd

ridejimin: once again, he is typing

pikbiatch: aye kook speak tf up i have a fucking facial in two and im not gonna miss it for a bunch of dicks

hoesuccsdicc: so i like suc myself?

ridejimin: once again, its typing

yoongayaf: look here you annoying bitch *** two second cummer who probably still watches porn on fucking bluray if i see you say that one more fucking time i will find your address, come to your house, and kill you while you are asleep. have i made myself clear?

ridejimin: …

ridejimin: ……..

ridejimin: …………

ridejimin: …………………

ridejimin: ……………………………………………………………………………………..

ridejimin: do you mean if i ‘type’ that once more/ also u cant rly see me thru a screen

yoongayaf: THAT’S ENOUGH THAT’S THE LAST FUCKING STRAW JUNGKOOK YOU LIL’ BITCH SEND ME THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S ADDRESS AND CREDIT CARD NUMBER SO I CAN RUIN HIS FUCKING LIFE

junglecock: calm down peeps

junglecock: so here is the explantation uve all been waiting for

junglecock is typing...

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Ex plantation? Why, did the crops fail or something?

yoongayaf: aye asswipe you wanna get fucking skinned?

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: I apologize.

yoongayaf: that;s better. i like you. fucking hate that ride guy tho

ridejimin: im rite here

yoongayaf: i know

hoesuccsdicc: kook wats taking so long for you to type

junglecock is typing...

pinkbiatch: my patience is running out by the second

paintingswithtaels: patience is a virtue

hoesuccsdicc: and pinkbiatch is a **********. jesus stfu

paintingwithtaels: ouch. wait are you serious

hoesuccsdicc: yo art kid duh dont ya kno wat a joke is

pinkbiatch: yes actually

hoesuccsdicc: wait wat

junglecock is typing…

pinkbiatch: long story, ive never actually told anyone this

junglecock: so i made this group chat to compile all of my friends into one chat room to

organize my texts cuz they’re all messed up and i sent bieber’s nudes to my grandma once and

im really popular so i have to keep track of all the texts i get jic i miss one

jk i aint popular but i am jk. anyways, i thought about it and i felt like you all were very similar to each other yet polar opposites at the same time and if i made all of you talk, we could all actually get along very well. and who knows, maybe one day we will all be this tight knit group of frens who hang out with each other and enjoy each other’s company, drink beer and shit like that. hence, this group came into existence.

hoesuccsdicc: speaking of long stories

yoongayaf: can i find this ted talk in vid format?

ridejimin: get along with that guy^? never

yoongayaf: the feeling is mutual

paintingswithtaels: well im not really comfortable with new ppl, kook. you know that.

junglecock: i know hun but i thought you could use some socialising. get out there, make some frens

paintingwithtaels: idk kook im really weird and stuff. you guys might not like me at all. you might hate me. and i might not like you guys. what if u guys make me really left out and i end up feeling like an outcast and never say anything. sorry but im just not good at socializing

hoesuccsdicc: hey dw we’re here for u

pinkbiatch: aww bby dont be uncomfortable im not that bad i swear

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Hey, friend, don’t you worry. I don’t really know the others but although they may come off as outlandish and bizarre, they don’t seem like bad people. As for me, I’m just your local nerd who is desperate for friends so trust me, I will hang on to you. Don’t stress yourself out too much and just be yourself, that’s the best you. And that is the you we will like you for.

pinkbiatch: i am suddenly attracted to you

hoesuccsdicc: spoken like a true dad #nothingbutloveformypresident

ridejimin: my man je suis not creep we’ll deffo get along

yoongayaf: i may come off as rude but hey man i like ya. i like u all. except him^

ridejimin: i curse you to never be able to suck my ****

yoongayaf: thank you for the blessings

junglecock: see babe? they aint so bad. trust me u’ll fit in just right

paintingswithtaels: alright, i could give a try

hoesuccsdicc: that’s the spirit

junglecock: i’m so proud of you tae

ridejimin: hun, babe and now what looks like a cute nickname. do i smell a relationship

paintingwithfriends: no lol we’re just frens

junglecock is typing…

junglecock: wanna be more t|

junglecock: wanna be|

junglecock: wa|

junglecock is typing…

junglecock: yea, just friends

pinkbiatch: i just realised we dont even know each others names. who are you guys?

yoongayaf: fbi bitxh

paintingwithtaels: so whos going first

hoesuccsdicc: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

ridejimin: cheeky meme in there, i like that

junglecock: author u bitch u just wanted to occupy more lines didn’t you?

pinkbiatch: wat

junglecock: nvm lets just carry on

junglecock: hobs go first

junglecock: and make it short

hoesuccsdicc is typing...

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Please, not another essay.

pinkbiatch: i’ll just go instead

pinkbiatch: name’s kim seokjin, 25, uni graduate and currently a **********/stripper

pinkbiatch: but like lets say im an exotic dancer because its classy

yoongayaf: hmu with the club name

hoesuccsdicc is typing...

pinkbiatch: never

paintingswithtaels: woah u can dance

pinkbiatch: no i can just slut drop

junglecock: cue the receipts

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: um wow

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: this is beautiful

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: i have seen god

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: daddy

ridejimin: OMfG YEASTY BIHTC FORGOT TO CAPITALIZE

junglecock: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S EVER NOT CAPITALIZD I SWEARHE ALWAYS DOES

pinkbiatch: i am so flattered.

ridejimin: Whipped™

hoesuccsdicc is typing...

paintingswithtaels: ew

paintingswithtaels: he said daddy

yoongayaf: ummmMM whats wrong with that

paintingswithtaels: i hate that. like imagine if it went both ways

paintingswithtaels: “your so hot i wanna make you my child”

junglecock: now that you say it like that, that's disgusting

pinkbiatch: well ppl do call their SOs baby sooooooooooooo

paintingwithtaels: omg.

junglecock:

yoongayaf: who that boy

yoongayaf: he cute af

yoongay: babyboy

yoongayaf: jungkook who is he?? TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW THIS MUNCHKIN

ridejimin: ………………

ridejimin: …………………….

ridejimin: ……………………………………

yoongayaf: what now

ridejimin: that would be me.

yoongayaf: liar.

ridejimin: not lying. i can prove it

ridejimin: heres a selfie

yoongayaf: how do u delet msgs here?

ridejimin: you cant.

yoongayaf: ****.

junglecock: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HYUNG HAS A CRUSH THIS IS AMAZING AIFOIJIFJIOVJNIOFSNOI’NFIOFNIOFN SO CUTE

yoongayaf: shut up

hoesuccsdicc is (still) typing...

paintingswithtaels: OMFG THEY ARE SO CUTE I FUCKING CANT U CUTIES GET MARRIED ALREADY

yoongayaf: I SAID SHUT UP

pinkbiatch: GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY **** NOW PLS AND RECORD IT TOO I WANT FOOTAGE

yoongayaf: U LIL FUCKERS I STG IM NO SON OF MY MAMA IF I DONT KILL YALL

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: I ship it.

yoongayaf: what did u just say?

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Nothing.

yoongayaf has saved the media file sent by ridejimin…

yoongayaf: wait what no why does it say that

yoongayaf: MISCLICK I STG I DIDNT SAVE IT ON PURPOSE

paintingswithtaels: HE SAVED THE PIC NEXT THING U KNOW ITS GONNA BE HIS LOCKSCREEN I CANT WITH THESE TWO KOOK BABY LOOK AT THIS

junglecock: I AM BABE

junglecock: yoongi hyung way to make ur crush so obvious

yoongayaf: says the guy who just called his alleged friend babe

paintingswithtaels: we are just friends jeez why does everyone misinterpret it

junglecock: yeah. just friends man.

pinkbiatch: AYO RIDE DUDE U HAVE AN ADMIRER WHO THINKS UR ADORABLE

ridejimin: u creep

yoongayaf: IM NOT CREEPY I SWEAR IT HAPPENED ON ITS OWN

junglecock: hOBI HYUN LOOK AT THIS

junglecock: hobi hyung?

junglecock: where did he go?

hoesuccsdicc: hey guys! my name is Jung Hoseok but you can call me hobi ^-^ ! i’m probably one of the funniest guys you will ever meet. Trust me, i’m hilarious. i’m 23, my birthday is on the 18th of feb so im am aquarius. my current hair colour is orange because i wanted a hair colour that represented me so i chose orange because ua know im a fucking ray of sunshine. i’m currently majoring in dance. its my passion and honestly, i couldnt imagine going a day without doing it. just feeling the rhythm and getting into the music and letting your body lose to its own intentions gives a feeling beyond comparison. i do rap as well, a hobby (or hobi) that yoongi hyung who you guys might know as yoongayaf helped me discover. He’s my BFF FOR LYFFFFFFFF I LOVE HIM. so my celeb crush is g dragon because he’s an actual fucking daddy yes jiyong pls my assjole is open wide for you. anyways im from gwangju and my fam consists of my parents and my sister. i rly love my parents you know they're so sweet and supportive of me and they keep me going thru all the hardships i encounter. sis is cool too. other hobbies of mine include the occasional sport. i like tennis. tennis is cool. i once got third place in a championship!!!! my fav food is sprite and my fav colour is green and my fav number is 7. i was once upon a time a part of this rly cool dance group called neuron but sadly enough we broke apart because one guy got to ambitious.

link to my youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/Hope-On-The-Street

link to my mixtape: https://www.soundcloud.com/J-Hope/1-Verse-Saved-My-Fucking-Life-This-Is-Not-An-Actual-Link- But-Don’t-You-Fucking-Wish-It-Was//

ig: @hobsbobs

tumblr: @brightsunshine

now you know me better yay!

seen by junglecock, paintingswithtaels, ridejimin, yoongayaf, pinkbiatch and I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know at 19: 48

hoesuccsdicc: gUYS WTF CMON

Today, 20:31

ridejimin: waddup im here who’s online

yoongayaf: ew why are you here

ridejimin: stfu u find me adorable

yoongayaf: no i dont

ridejimin: scroll up bitch u think i forgot?

yoongayaf: lets just forget it ever happened yeah?

ridejimin: how abouttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt no

yoongayaf: kys

paintingswithtaels: u cuties

ridejimin: im the only cute one

junglecock: tru

yoongayaf: what

junglecock: HYUNG I WAS JUST KIDDING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA pls dont kill me

yoongayaf: okay then :)

ridejimin: why are y’all so scared of him

junglecock: hyung is scary af

hoesuccsdicc: i live with him and i once saw him raging at a game and i fucking pissed my pants he's so terrifying

junglecock: ive only ever seen him smiling in emojis

hoesuccsdicc: off topic

hoesuccsdicc: but why havent none of y’all said anything about my intro

pinkbiatc: probs cuz none of us have gotten to reading it yet

hoesuccsdicc: why not

ridejimin: maybe cuz its so fucking long

ridejimin: as long as my ****

yoongayaf: last time i checked it was an essay and not 3 words long

ridejimin: honestly **** you man

yoongayaf: **** you? no thanks

ridejimin: you would tho

hoesuccsdicc: tsundere love

hoesuccsdicc: sometimes beautiful

hoesuccsdicc: sometimes so fucking annoying

pinkbiatch: you both would have the best angry sex

junglecock: seconded

ridejimin: why am i here again

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Hey Hoseok. So I read your essay about yourself and you sound like someone I would get along with very well! And damn, a mixtape, that’s fucking cool.

hoesuccsdicc: aww thanks dude! you are literally the only one i like here

pinkbiatch: can u slut drop

hoesuccsdicc: yes but not as good as u tho ;)

pinkbiatch: love the kid

pinkbiatch: i approve

pinkbiatch: you can be on my list of people i dont hate

hoesuccsdicc: i cri a single tear in honour

paintingswithtaels: you seem cool hobi :) we can try being friends

hoesuccsdicc: thanks for giving a chance babieee

yoongayaf: that tennis competition he was talking about? yeah there were only three teams

hoesucsducc: did u have to

pinkbiatch: unfriended

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: For a second I genuinely thought you were talented. Turns out you’re a loser.

paintingswithtaels: remember when i called you cool? yeah i take that back

hoesuccsdicc: YOONGI HYUNG WHY

junglecock: guys cmon cut him some slack

hoesuccsdicc: thank you finally someone who understands me

junglecock: we need to understand that losers like him have to coexist with kool kidz us so that we can outshine them

hoesuccsdicc: can i die

ridejimin: Woah a mixtape!! u cool dude

hoesuccsdicc: u r the only one who thinks im cool i love you so much i will do whatever u want

ridejimin: im too lazy to click on the link tho send it here?

hoesuccsdicc: ofc bby here you go

hoesuccsdicc has sent 9 mp3 files…

ridejimin: this is actually pretty fucking cool

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Hobi you’re music is fucking good. We have to collaborate sometimes.

hoesuccsdicc: you do music too?

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Yup. Wanna hear some of my work?

hoesuccsdicc: yes pls

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know has sent 15 mp3 files…

hoesuccsdicc: THIS SHIT IS LITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

yoongayaf: i love the lyrical content

yoongayaf: your beats go perfectly with the vibe of the song

pinkbiatch: **** ur voice send moan audios pls i could fap all day to this shit wowoowoow gimme more

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Why moan audios when you could listen to it live?

ridejimin: bitch am i smelling some friends with benefits shit

pinkbiatch: SEND ADDRESS NOW

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Only if you send nudes.

pinkbiatch: HAVE ME BITCH

junglecock: woah since when did joon hyung gets so smoooooooth

yoongayaf: nah but srsly

yoongayaf: u are good nerd

yoongayaf: we have to make some stuff together

yoongayaf: all 3 of us

hoesuccsdicc: YAY HIP HOP SLUMBER PARTY

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: How are you the same person as the guy in your mixtape?

paintingswithtaels: aww u cutie hobi

hoesuccsdicc: love you toooooo

junglecock: say wot

ridejimin: “bite everyone so they wont forget it” he said

authornim has joined the chatroom

authornim: guys continue with the intros and stop getting sidetracked

junglecock: who tf are u i didnt add u

authornim: pce

authornim has left the chatroom

pinkbiatch: they are right let's continue

junglecock: is no one srsly gonna question the fact that someone just joined and exited

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Should I introduce myself?

hoesuccsdicc: go for it

junglecock: apparently not, we're all being brainwashed

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Hey guys! Kim Namjoon here. I’m currently at Seoul University pursuing a career in Biotech Engineering. I’m in my second year. I’m 23 years old and my birthday’s on the September 12. My hobbies include rapping, reading, researching, writing poems and being Kim Seokjin’s bitch.

pinkbiatch: honestly we are the only stable relationship here

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: True

paintingswithtaels: OTP

junglecock: bubble what about yoonmin

paintingswithtaels: o yeah whoops u guys are my second fav

ridejimin: can u guys be my dads

hoesuccsdicc: namjin shall be ur ship name

yoongayaf: nah titanic

yoongayaf: because its gonna sink pretty soon

pinkbiatch: woah.

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Dude, jeez, we were just joking around. You don’t have to be so harsh.

paintingswithtaels: that's kinda mean yknow…

junglecock: too far hyung too far

ridejimin: HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE BRUH

hoesuccsdicc: these fuckers i stg

hoesuccsdicc: u both are so insensitive

ridejimin: it was kinda funny…

yoongayaf: ikr

yoongayaf: still hate u tho

junglecock: still find u cute tho*

yoongayaf: this will stay with me until the day i die

ridejimin: can u atleast introduce yourself so i know who my stalker is

yoongayaf: hell nah imma go last

paintingswithtaels: can i go last please? it’ll make me a bit more comfortable y’know

junglecock: ofc angel u go last

junglecock: that's okay right hyung?

paintingswithtaels: is that alright?

yoongayaf: ofc man whatever makes u feel comfortable. i’ll go befor you okay?

paintingswithtaels: thanks ^-^

yoongayaf: :)

junglecock: woah. i have never seen yoongi so sOFT

yoongayaf: just becuz im sweet to him doesnt give u the permission to drop the honorifics

hoesuccsdicc: this is the first time ive seen an unironical smiley emoji from him

ridejimin: that's sweet

pinkbiatch: do i sense… affection

ridejimin: no u sense repulsion

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Currently you both are similar poles of a magnet repulsed by ignorance but one day, mark my words, you will attract each other by being the opposite poles of love.

pinkbiatch: preach

yoongayaf: ew physics

ridejimin: ew physics

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Look, you even typed the same things at the same time.

hoesuccsdicc: so gay

hoesuccsdicc: not you yoonmin

hoesuccsdicc: namjoon is so gay

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: I am in fact very gay

pinkbiatch: same

yoongayaf: same

paintingswithtaels: same

junglecock: same

hoesuccsdicc: lol cant relate i like chicks and diccs

pinkbiatch: fair enough

ridejimin: speaking of being gay, should i introduce myself

paintingswithtaels: mhm

ridejimin: it’s park jimin. i was born on the auspicious day of october 13, 1995. so im currently 22. i like blue i guess. i wanted to take arts but i ended up taking medicine instead because i wanna help people in everything i do. im a vegetarian. my hobbies include dancing, singing and sketching.

hoesuccsdicc: dancing? wouldn’t we get along very well

paintingswithtaels: jimin is such a nice name

junglecock: guys jimin can sing rly fucking well

junglecock: oh and also, good news for yoongi hyung, has rock hard abs

junglecock:

hoesuccsdicc: i wanna suck ur ****. like rly bad

pinkbiatch: CAN U WORK WIHT ME WE NEED SEX GODS LIKE U

ridejimin: im sexy and i know it

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: You took medicine for helping people? That’s sweet. Just a question though, isn’t healthcare fee the second leading factor of debt?

ridejimin: i do wanna work in Canada solely because of that, y’know, with the free healthcare and all

ridejimin: but imma have to get fluent in english quick

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: That’s great! Hey, if you ever need help in English, I could teach you.

junglecock: yup, joon taught himself english by watching friends for fucks sake

pinkbiatch: sexy voice and SMART?!! i need u in my life

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Have me.

hoesuccsdicc: i’m so jealous of this smart bitch

junglecock: stfu and go play tennis

hoesuccsdicc: okay then

ridejimin: thanks for the offer namjoon! ill consider it if coaching doesnt work out

yoongayaf: i think u mean inauspicious day. having u in our world is tyrannical.

ridejimin: counting the days down to ur death ihy.

ridejimin: also now go on stalker why dont u tell us about urself as well

yoongay: min yoongi. 9th march. 24. liberal arts. black everything. rapping, composing music and woodwork.

pinkbiatch: we all knew about the woodwork part after u saw that pic of jimin

junglecock: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH JIN HYUNG ILYSM

paintingswithtaels: haha ur so funny jin hyung

paintingswithtaels: also no kook u only love me

junglecock: ofc baby

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: He must be good at computers. His software turned into hardware.

pinkbiatch: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA THATA IS FUCKING HILARIOUS IM DYING

hoesuccsdicc: bet he was fapping to jimin. i heard weird noises coming from his room last night

paintingswithtaels: huh?

junglecock: wot

ridejimin: woah too far. masturbating srsly?

yoongayaf: hoseok

yoongayaf: for ur kind info

yoongayaf: i was watching a fucking war documentary

hoesuccs: sorry cant tell the difference between u moaning and someone dying

ridejimin: oh thank god

pinkbiatch: hoeseok u made him sound like a real creep ther y’know

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: You ruin everything (except of your mixtape).

hoesuccsdicc: why does everyone hate me

yoongayaf: cuz u suck

hoesuccdicc: ****

yoongayaf: die

hoesuccsdicc: love you too

hoesuccsdicc: also y’all here is a cool pic of us

ridejimin: damn hot

ridejimin: hobi are u the one on the right?

ridejimin: because if u are

ridejimin: then DAMN PAPIIIII

ridejimin: LOOK AT THAT DRIPPING SEX APPEAL CAN I PLZ CALL U DADDY **** UR SO HOT

ridejimin: I WANT TO MEET U AND SEE THOSE FLAME HOT EXPRESSIONS IRL

junglecock: here we go againnnnnnnnnnnn

yoongayaf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY

ridejimin: whats so funny dumbfuck’

hoesuccsdicc: jimin... that's not me. that's yoongi hyung

ridejimin: oh god.

ridejimin: oh no.

ridejimin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES THIS ASSCRACK HAVE TO BE HOT

yoongayaf: HAHHAHAHAHAAH **** YEAH NOW YOU CANT BLACKMAIL ME HUH BITCH YOU CALLED ME HOT BET U WANT MY ASSCRACK

ridejimin: i hate myself so much

yoongayaf: now u know how i feel

paintingswithtaels: dont hate urself ur so cute and sweet tho its not worth it

ridejimin: aw tae ty

ridejimin: i could say the same for u. ur adorable

junglecock: stfu

junglecock: tae, pumpkin, its ur go

paintingswithtaels: my go?

junglecock: introduce urself

paintingswithtaels: oh yeah shit

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Don’t worry dude. We like you already.

ridejimin: cmon tae ur gonna kill it

pinkbiatch: take ur time

pinkbiatch: or should i say taeme

pinkbiatch: **** wrong timing (or taeming)

yoongayaf: shut up hyung

hoesuccsdicc: we love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

paintingswithtaels: heyaaa ^-^|

paintingswithtaels: hey y’all|

paintingswithtaels: hello friends|

paintingwithtaels: hi.

paintingswithtaels: my name is kim taehyung. there’s not rly much to say about me.

junglecock: go on

paintingswithtaels: im 22.

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: What’s your major?

paintingswithtaels: i’m an art major.

hoesuccsdicc: when’s ur bday?

paintingswithtaels: 30 december, 1995

ridejimin: ayee 95 liners. what about ur hobbies

paintingswithtaels: just fine arts rly.

pinkbiatch: whats ur fav color

paintingswithtaels: i just like all of em.

yoongayaf: tae u sound so cool. tell me more about ur art. why do u like it? whos ur fav artist? any reason?

paintingswithtaels: i like art because it helps me express my feelings that considering the environment that im currently in, im usually not able to propagate. when im in front of a canvas however, im able to splash out any colour and express, create, control. the canvas is mine, its destiny is mine. i can make it sad, happy, angry, whatever i want to. it gives me sweet release. the colours that i use can help me communicate without using words. i dont like art, i love it, i need it. not just painting but sketching, caricature, anything i can manifest with. my favourite artist is van gogh because he says he felt the same and i relate to him so much. he would get inspired by the things that happened around him and expressed his inner thoughts through painting.

junglecock: wow. tae i am so proud

yoongayaf: was that hard? to tell us about what u love?

paintingswithtaels: no

yoongayaf: did introducing urself seem easier

paintingswithtaels: yes

yoongayaf: do u feel like u can trust us even though we haven’t met

paintingswithtaels: actually… yes

yoongayaf: then why were u so afraid?

paintingswithtaels: i didn’t think u guys would like me back

yoongayaf: we do tho. we like u a lot. i am so fond of u in particular already. tae, the shell uve created for urself is so unnecessary. break it. dont let it trap u. and u’ll see for yourself how amazing u truly are.

paintingswithtaels: … thank you.

yoongayaf: anytime. just for u.

hoesuccsdicc: there it is, the yoongi i love the most, the yoongi that made me his friend, the yoongi that's hidden deep within

hoesuccsdicc: and hey tae. ur fucking cool. never be afraid of who u are

pinkbiatch: **** the haters. there will always be ppl who judge. u dont have to care

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Tae you sound profound. I would love to have coffee with you and chat about philosophy sometimes.

yoongayaf: if ur brave enough, could u send us a selfie? we want to give a face to that lovely person

paintingswithtaels: ....

paintingswithtaels: sure. why not

paintingswithtaels: i dont have any pics of me tho

junglecock: dw nochu gotchu

junglecock:

ridejimin: taeeeeeeee hunnyyyyyy u adorable munchkinnnnnn u have nothing to be ashamed or afraid of because u are so awesome and so cute and u dont even realize it

pinkbiatch: u chocolate skinned bitch u look so cute

yoongayaf: u look beautiful. hmu if u want pics of u cuz i rly wanna take some.

hoesuccsdicc: HOT DAMN U ARE A MODEL

I Would Put My Real Name Here But You Could All Be Serial Killers For All I Know: Taehyung you are very attractive. Wow.

junglecock: see tae? it was so easy. they love you

paintingswithtaels: thank you so much guys. i feel… at ease now. especially u yoongi hyung. maybe i should be a bit more, social.

junglecock: u should sweetheart

junglecock: also thanks yoongi hyung. u brought out the best of him

yoongayaf: he reminds me of myself sometimes

ridejimin: damn, im gonna have to say yoongi, im impressed

yoongayaf: i know but you seemed more impressed by my “sex appeal”

ridejimin: WE WERE HAVING A SWEET SENTIMENTAL MOMENT JESUS ON A MOTORBIKE COULD U HAVE NOT JUST LET ME SAVOUR IT

yoongayaf: ik u wanna savour this **** but sorry i dont let bitches near my *****. they might bite

ridejimin: I WANT TO END U

junglecock: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we’re back to normal