One Useless Time Travel.
Chapter 1
The sun dared to shine through Taehyung’s curtains like it paid rent.
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
Ah. I hate mornings. *he mumbled*
His alarm went off for the third time
It was a Remix version of his own laugh.
He blinked at the ceiling, really not impressed
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
Even my alarm dared to mock me. *meanwhile it was he himself who remixed his own laugh and made it an alarm*
With a lot of struggle he dragged himself to the mirror
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
Still flawless. *he flicked his hair back with satisfaction*
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
Barely awake, but beautiful. I should get an award.
Right on cue, Grandma ghost floated through the wall like a bored spirit influencer.
Grandma ( ghost )
Morning, pumpkin.
Taehyung screamed, clutching his pillow like a weapon.
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
Grandma! Ever heard of knocking?!
Grandma ( ghost )
I’m dead, sweetheart. Doors don’t apply.
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
Grandma I'm an adult, healthy person! *as he looked and quickly darted his eyes away from his lower body*
Grandma ( ghost )
😒 I have changed your dispers.
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
*he ran away to the washroom while shouting* it would be better if you refraim your self from seeing my náked glowing butt, grandma. Thank you!
After showering, he ran out of his apartment to get rid of his ghost grandma.
The ghost grandma always talk so mysteriously that he suspect her that she is plotting something against him.
It was supposed to be an ordinary day—well, as ordinary as Kim Taehyung could manage.
He strutted down the street in his oversized sunglasses, iced latte in hand, humming to himself.
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
Life is good.
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
The sun loves me, the air adores me, and even pigeons respect me.
The pigeons, in fact, did not.
One dropped something suspicious on his designer shirt.
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
I’m too pretty for this kind of violence! *he dramatically cried*
He turned to complain to the universe—and walked right into a speeding food delivery truck-kun.
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
W-wait!....let me be pretty for some more years...
But the truck doesn't have eyes and he hit him
Kim Taehyung ( previous life )
I'm ....sorry my pretty face. We will meet again in the.... next life. *dying*
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chapter 2
When he opened his eyes again, he was lying in a giant velvet bed, surrounded by gold curtains and servants whispering,
“He’s awake! The Young Master is awake!”
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*Taehyung blinked* Oh my God… am I in a period drama?!
Before anyone could answer, a strange glowing fairy appeared above his face.
fairy 🩷
Kim Taehyung, *it intoned dramatically* you have been transported to the Kingdom of Veritas!
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Veri-what-now?
fairy 🩷
As punishment for your excessive lying and dramatics, you are cursed—
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Wait, lying is a crime here?!
fairy 🩷
To speak only the truth until you learn to speak truth.
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
That’s cruel! I lie for art!
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
🤨I don't think I did such a big crime. You are lying right?
fairy 🩷
*her eyes darted* Yeah. You were unlucky. My pigeon chose you, randomly.
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
.........*he was really speechless* By pooping on me?
fairy 🩷
It's a really authentic method.
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Stop scamming me and send me back.
fairy 🩷
You were chosen. I can't do it. Enjoy~
Before he argue more, the fairy disappeared
The huge doors swung open.
A tall man in a crisp black Royal attire walked in—sharp jawline, colder eyes, aura of billionaire doom.
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*he curiously looked at him*
？？?
You’re awake❄️, * the man said, voice calm but cold*
Taehyung blinked. Once. Twice. Then sat up straighter, clutching the silk blanket dramatically
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Oh my God, *he whispered* Did Heaven get a recruitment quota? Because you look like the poster boy for ‘Do Not Touch, He’ll Sue You.’
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*quickly slapped his lips to shut up*
Jungkook blinked, clearly not expecting that.
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
What?
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
I Mean—look at you! *he gestured wildly*
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Tall, broody, expensive haircut, energy of a tax audit—like, hello? Are you here to arrest me or propose to me? 😌
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
( Sh#t.sh#t. I can't control my mouth. Forget it I'll just continue like this then)
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
*Jungkook’s brows furrowed* Neither.❄️
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Tragic. *sighed dramatically*
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*and continued* Then again, I do look too good to be in jail. Probably. Unless the fashion police caught me again—did they?
Jungkook stared, completely speechless of some narcissist.
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
*he pinched the nose bridge with a frown* Shut up. You talk too much.❄️
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*Taehyung gasped*. Rude!😒
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
Do you even realize what’s happened?!💢💢💢❄️
chapter 3
Jungkook looked coldly at Taehyung, who looked nothing like he was regretting anything
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
Do you even realize what’s happened?!❄️
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*Taehyung blinked* Uhh… I got hit by a truck, woke up in a fancy bed, and now a scary rich guy is scolding me?
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
*Jungkook’s jaw flexed* 💢You—
He stopped himself, as if even speaking to Taehyung risked lowering his IQ
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
*but still continued with a Stoic face*
You stood in front of the Sacred Mirror this morning. Before the High Council. You recited the vows.❄️
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*Taehyung tilted his head* Vows? Like wedding vows? Wait—
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*his mouth widened* Oh my God, I married someone? Who? Is he hot? Please tell me I didn’t marry an old duke with back problems
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
You married me.💢💢💢❄️
Taehyung’s jaw fell open.
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
"...."
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
I....what?
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
You replaced Lady Lisa during the ceremony.❄️
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
Before the relic. Before the court. The marriage is sealed.❄️ *he said flatly*
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*he stared at jungkook for some time then to the servants* Ok! Who is filming this drama? Netflix or Zeus?
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
"....."
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*now he panicked*
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*he asked sheepishly* so I’m actually your husband?
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Like, husband-husband? As in shared finances and bathroom schedules?
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
Unfortunately.❄️
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Why does it sound like a regret to me?
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
Because it is.❄️
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*he didn't mind Jungkook and continued* So, do we, like… kiss for royal paperwork or something? Or is that optional?
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
*Jungkook’s face could’ve frozen the sun*
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Oh good, *gives him a thumbs up*
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
You’re glaring. I love that. Great communication skills. Perfect for marriage.
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
I was just worried about my first kiss. *mumbled while darting eyes*
A muscle in Jungkook’s cheek twitched.
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Hey, I know this isn’t ideal for you, but look on the bright side—at least I’m pretty.
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
😌
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
You should see yourself in the mirror.❄️
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*emotionally clutches his heart* Emotional damage. ಥ‿ಥ
Jeon Jungkook🩷💜 ( Eldest Prince )
*he looked once more at him coldly and left*
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
*sighed*
Kim Taehyung🩷🩷 ( a commoner )
Ugh. He’s so cold, I’m surprised the furniture doesn’t get frostbite.😏
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