My Chaos, My Queen : I Slapped My CEO & Now He Wants Me
CHAPTER 1 : ˗ˏˋ MEET THE CHAOS ˎˊ˗
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
Hey Guys it's your Author (ㆁωㆁ)
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
I'm the new writer not professional but chaotic.... (≧▽≦) 💕
About the Author
Hi, this is my first ever chat story and honestly I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m doing it anyway and also because my brain is ROTTING 24/7 with plot ideas that won’t let me sleep.
I wanted a mafia x chaotic barbiecore romance so bad that I built it myself the bricks are drama, sexual tension, emotional damage, fashion, and a black-haired man with control issues.
So if you’re here, welcome to my ★hot mess kingdom★ where the female lead is unhinged and the male lead is a prince-slash-mafia-boss who’s one cupcake away from losing all self-control.
Enjoy the ride, cry with me, scream with me, and remember:
If it’s chaotic, dramatic, and funny... it’s ✨PERFECT✨.
Signed,
🩷 Your local chaos distributor 🩷
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
I'll start with the Character's Introduction... (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
Celistina Vale (FL)
Female Lead:-
~ Name :- Celistina Vale
~ Age :- 20
~ Birthday :- 31st March
~ Background :-
° Born in Singapore to a power-couple family - an architect father and a cardiologist mother.
° By 20, she holds a medical license, capable of performing surgeries across borders.
° She had also earned a bachelor's degree in fashion. Her dream is to be an Editor and Fashion Designer at Vogue.
° She loves pink and cute things, braincells are 0 but sometimes a genius (80:20 Ratio)
° Secret Fact - She has gun license.... ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Rael Mikhail Vortigern (ML)
Rael Mikhail Vortigern (ML)
Male Lead:-
~ Name :- Rael Mikhail Vortigern
~ Age :- 25
~ Birthday :- 22nd December
~ Height :- 1.90 m
~ Background :-
° He is half russian and half german, he is the hidden heir of an ancient imperial bloodline.
° CEO of Vortigern Industries, His family sells weapons to every country before even WW1. Presidents know his name. Dictators owe him debts. But in public... They only see the cold impossibly handsome businessman with a stare that makes time flinch.
° He's fluent in 6 languages, has trained in special ops since childhood, and moves like a ghost through classified zones. No fingerprints, no footprint - only orders obeyed and bodies dropped.
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
FL's Bestie #1
~ Name :- Mia
~ Age :- 22
~ Works in one of the biggest tech company as software-developer
~ Originally from California, she was with Celistina in school but they had different Majors.
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
FL's Bestie #2
~ Name :- Roxanne
~ Age :- 23
~ Works in the same company as Mia but in a different department (She's a manager)
~ She wants to start her makeup brand.
~ Most mature in the group.
~ From California.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
FL's Bestie #3
~ Name :- Georgina
~ Age :- 21
~ She wants to become a model.
~ She was with FL in fashion school.
~ From Brazil.
Ethan (ML's Secretary)
ML's Secretary
~ Name :- Ethan
~ Age :- 28
~ He was with Rael in the Military too.
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
These are my story's side characters... They'll be appearing a lot in the story..... 👀
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
I want to give you some Rael's forms..... 👀
Rael in his CEO form ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Rael at night while thinking about Celistina (≧▽≦)
Rael when he is thirsty about Celistina (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
Hope you'll like my story 😉🤞🏻
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
Stay tuned..... 🎀
CHAPTER 2 : Vogue's Rejection
Celistina, fresh off her Vogue rejection, sitting in a tear-stained cloud of bubblegum perfume and designer tissues.
Her heels were off. Her purse was half-unzipped. She sat crisscrossed on a velvet rooftop couch with a strawberry martini in one hand and a look of utter heartbreak in the other.
Celistina Vale (FL)
They said I’m too young. That I should just... be a model. *crying*
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
They told me my walk lacked ‘impact.’ Babe, I walked like Naomi possessed me. I nearly gave the floor a concussion. *sobbing*
Across the table, Mia and Roxanne were already halfway through her second espresso martini.
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
Vogue? More like Vague. Watch me sneak into their server and leak their cafeteria menu. ‘Monday: humble pie, served cold to queens.
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
You don’t want to work somewhere that fails to recognize brilliance just because it doesn’t come with grey hair and a divorce.
Celistina Vale (FL)
But I wanted Vogue. I wanted my name on glossy pages. I wanted to say ‘Editor Celistina Vale’ and hear the world shut up.
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
Okay, but hear me out — why don’t you start something?
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
A blog. A digital magazine. Something with your name stamped across every inch. You don’t need their permission to slay.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Exactly. We’re not waiting for crumbs. We’re baking the whole damn cake. *motivating her*
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
And if they won’t let you through the door… build your own building
Celistina Vale (FL)
Fine. They don’t want me? I’ll give them a reason to regret it... *saying that while crying her eyes out*
One Week Later — Post-Vogue Depression Hits Hard
Celistina's Apartment, California
Celistina laying on her pink couch still depressed about the rejection, crying and sobbing...
Celistina Vale (FL)
My life is over now.... hu hu hu....
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
Girl, c'mon.... You can't be like this. It's been a week.
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
You haven't worn heels in seven days. That's criminal.
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
Exactly. You literally hold a surgeon's license. You could walk into any hospital and start working.... *while sipping her coffee*
Georgina, curled up on a bean bag with tear tracks on her cheeks
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
It's not that easy, okay? When you see your dream crush right in front of you....
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
And then they say, 'you're not enough' - that hurts hu hu hu.....༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Celistina Vale (FL)
*still sobbing* (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ *went to hug her*
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
We know it hurts, but lying in a depressive glitter tomb won’t fix it *sighs*
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
You need to go out, apply somewhere, build a revenge arc, maybe light a candle—not for manifestation, just vibes...
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
You should work in our company..... *sipping her chocolate milk*
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
Yeah they see people and their talent
Celistina Vale (FL)
But they don't hire an editor and plus they are not Vogue.... ಥ‿ಥ
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
Celi our company is better than Vogue..... it comes in top 5
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
But guys I don't have any degree to work there *eyes teary*
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
Well now we have a content creators job as well, they want a perfect girl who knows trends and all....
Celistina Vale (FL)
What about me guys *looking at them with sparkly eyes*
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
Just do a 2 month course and enter plus you've very nice background of doctor and surgeon they'll be amazed you can be a data scientist with a math skills...
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
Yes! And Company is hiring in 3 months I’ll refer you, Roxy will refer Georgina, and BAM — we’ll be coworkers. Code queens. Digital baddies. Slay sisters.... *celebrating on her own*
Celistina blinked, brain loading... Then suddenly her spark returned
Celistina Vale (FL)
Wait.... are we seriously about to become a tech girl gang?? 😼
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
Absolutely *still celebrating*
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
Yes ma'am, revenge arc powered by Wi-Fi and glitter... *now she is also celebrating*
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
....Can I wear blazers with bracelets?
Everyone:- Obviously... duh...
Celistina Vale (FL)
Then I'll start the preparation from now 😼 *got up and start searching cources*
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
This girl.... 🤷🏻♀️
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
Her mood changed in seconds *in disbelief*
Celistina Vale (FL)
he he he just wait Vogue *giving evil smile while searching on her laptop*
Celistina Vale (FL)
From here or there I'm coming for you..... ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
My poor baby Celistina.... (･ัω･ั)
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
And Georgina.... ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
What do you think guys.... 👀 will they get selected or not....?
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
We'll see in the next chapter 🎀
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
Stay tuned.....
CHAPTER 3 : The Interview Chaos ~~
Scene: "The Interview - Pink Chaos Meets Corporate Cold"
🎀 Part One: Celistina’s Interview – Barbiecore Takes the Boardroom 🎀
Celistina Vale (FL)
*Click. Click. Click.*
Celistina Vale strutted out like a high fashion fever dream
Receptionist
Uh... do you have an appointment?
Celistina Vale (FL)
I'm here to ruin corporate dress codes and possibly become your next junior data scientist 😺 *grinning*
Receptionist
....Name? *still in disbelief*
Celistina Vale (FL)
Celistina Vale. C-E-L-I-S-T-I-N-A. Rhymes with genius. (・∀・)
She waltzed towards the interview room.
Inside, the panel froze mid-sip. Four people:
~ Grey Hoodie Guy: Lead Data Engineer
~ HR Ice Queen
~ Gen Z Tech Lead with boba
~ Nervous Intern
Intern
Barbie? *whispering*
Celistina Vale (FL)
Hi, hi! I brought a little something. *winks at them*
She placed a pale pink folder on the table and sat — legs crossed, gaze sharp.
Celistina Vale (FL)
Not a PowerPoint. I call it… Pretty Logical.
She opened it. Inside: a fashion-themed resume, pastel graphs, QR codes linking to her data visualizations, and a surgical portfolio laid out like Vogue spreads.
HR Lady
You’ve… done actual surgeries?
Celistina Vale (FL)
Yup. Minor and mid-level. I specialize in clean stitches and clean code. (͡°‿ ͡°)
The Lead Engineer
You're a doctor?
Celistina Vale (FL)
Licensed internationally. But my true love is data. And I have… unresolved Vogue trauma. So this is my pivot era. 🙂↕️
Tech Lead
Why data science? *soft gasp*
Celistina Vale (FL)
Because patterns are sexy. And so is logic. I ran logistic regressions on 500+ post-op records, predicted trend curves with confidence intervals. I even styled the graphs. *saying it proudly*
Celistina pulled out a lipstick shaped USB
Celistina Vale (FL)
Also, I formatted them in rose gold themes 😼✨
Then — Celistina’s phone blared:
🎵 “That’s My Girl” – Fifth Harmony
Celistina Vale (FL)
Oops. Theme song *she gasps, silence it and laughing awkwardly*
Part Two: Georgina’s Interview – Brazilian Bravado Meets Model Walk
Georgina walked in an hour later.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Hi. I’m Georgina. I don’t have a computer science degree.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
But I know how to make people stop scrolling.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Fashion psychology, TikTok algorithms, and lighting — I speak fluent virality. 😌✨
She opened her reel. A campaign for a micro fashion label — now global.
Tech Lead
You did that campaign?
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Solo. I was the model, director, editor, and stylist. *flipping hair*
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
HR Lady
No formal training?
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
None. Just instinct, stats, and a ring light....
The Lead Engineer
And your interest in tech?
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
People are data. Fashion is feedback. Style is code. You just need to parse it. *said confidently* 🙂↕️
The Lead Engineer
These genz's are such weird creatures *sighes*
The Result: Offers on the Table
Two hours later. Celistina and Georgina sip mineral water in Crystal cups.
HR Lady
Miss Vale. We'd like to offer you a three month internship with the data science team.
HR Lady
Pending performance, promotion to Junior Data Scientist.
Celistina Vale (FL)
Like... Elle Woods goes to Silicon Valley? (☆▽☆)
HR Lady
Yes. Also, both of you are being offered roles in our lifestyle and outreach team.
HR Lady
Internal content creation. We think you two could… break the internet.
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Say less. ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
Celistina Vale (FL)
I already ordered matching keyboards.... He he
Georgina (FL's Bestie #3)
Pink?
Celistina Vale (FL)
Obviously 😺
Mia (FL's Bestie #1)
I KNEW IT! YOU ICONIC BISHES! *her celebrating still continuing*
Roxanne (FL's Bestie #2)
I scheduled their wins for today *adjusting clipboard*
Confetti. Group hug. Unhinged. Iconic. Legendary.
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
Hey guys.... It's me again your Author.... 😆👋🏻
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
I hope you found this chapter entertaining..... 😸
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
If you're wondering just in case that "how she(me) knows all the data stuff" 😌
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
LET ME TELL YOU
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
I'm doing engineering in AI... So I know this stuff... He he 😆
Author 🎀 𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 🎀
Anyways enough of my blabbering.... We'll meet in the next chapter with male leads entry notice.......
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