I Have Two Golden Fingers : Capture! Show Off!
|Prologue 1
Xi Feng sighed as she collapsed on the couch.
Xi Feng
Dam that party was exhausting.
She couldn't help herself to run her hand through her hair in an irritated manner as she murmured to herself.
Xi Feng
I'll really get a headache at this rate sooner or later...
Xi Feng then took a glance at the pastry box on the table through the corner of her eye.
Xi Feng
'Its only 9 P. M, surely a sweet wouldn't harm me so much?'
A few hours back at the party
A stranger was approaching her and Xi Feng turned around to the sounds of her incoming footsteps.
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Oh It's Mrs. Xi! I knew you would be here!
The woman then grabbed Xi Feng's hand and clasped it together with hers.
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You've done so much for the community madam! You're the best Magistrate our town has ever had!
The woman was looking at Xi Feng with stars in her eyes and odd eagerness.
Xi Feng
Yes? That's my duty after all.
Xi Feng returned a smile as she roughly shook off her hand from the woman's grasp.
The woman did not react to Xi Feng's action and placed her hand on her chest.
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Actually... I'm the wife of the Revenue Collection Officer!
The woman's smiled deepened even more.
The woman then shoved a gift box towards Xi Feng.
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I heard you have a sweet tooth miss! My number is also inside it. I'll be glad if you could call me later!
The woman then leaned slightly towards Xin Feng and whispered.
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Believe me I make really good sweets...
The woman, seemingly in a hurry, ran off to another officer with the same enthusiasm.
Xi Feng got up from the couch and walked leisurely towards the table.
She then took what appeared to be a pastry box and opened it.
Xi Feng dropped the gift box with a loud crash
She watched with widened eyes as notes of hundreds of thousands yuan fall.
Xi Feng
'That fuc()()n gift was a bride...!'
('#') for thoughts
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|Prologue 2
Xi Feng bit her lips, tasting a metalic taste as she realised that she bit too hard
Xi Feng
'I thought I was careful but in the end I fell directly into a trap.. '
Xi Feng looked up to the ceiling, smirking at her own misery at the moment.
Xi Feng
'It should be… Three… Two… One… '
Xi Feng
'They must have broken the door. '
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Excuse me miss, we had received a report of corruption, please raise your hands up!
The 'cop' pointed his gun at her.
One by one, 'cops' surrounded her.
Xi Feng had already raised her hands at that point, her stare was blank, she appeared to be in deep thought.
A crack in her exterior broke and she let out a laugh.
Xi Feng
'that cop emblem! We're they even trying to be convincing? Seems like I have no escape now.'
The 'cop' took a look at the cash on the floor before facing her again.
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I'm sorry miss, but you are an apparent threat to the well-being of our citizens.
As if it was coordinated, all the 'cops' that were surrounding her, shot at her at the same time.
Xu Feng furrowed her brows as she slowly crawled back until she hit the table, placed her hand on it for support before collapsing on top of it, dying the table red just like her hair.
One of the 'cops' then took out his phone and dialed.
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XX reporting...Mission completed...
Xi Fang ignored all the blood that she was losing from everywhere as she laid on the table.
Xi Feng
'I should at least look angelic as I die… perhaps, if possible, I would reincarnate in another world with a golden finger like those Tidian protagonists..'
She closed her eyes, reminiscent to the days she would read Tidian all day long even during examinations.
Random Voice
[ Potential host has been selected.. ]
Xi Feng
…. 'What did I just hear?'
Random Voice
[ Location… Found ]
Random Voice
[ Travelling... ]
Xi Feng looked up the ceiling, she didn't see any floating messages and was feeling confused.
Random Voice
[ Linking Host.. ]
Xi Feng
'Could this be… The legendary second opportunity…?!'
Xi Feng wanted to stand up but found herself falling unconscious.
The world too started to fade away and dissipate into a complete void with not even a slimmer of light.
Xi Feng
'You darn scheming foxes, I… I'
She didn't have a mirror at the moment but was sure that she was smiling.
Xi Feng
'I really must thank you all in the afterlife for killing me now…! '
Random Voice
[ Linking Host to 'Saving the Cannonfodders System' ]
Xi Feng's smiled widened even more.
Xi Feng
'It seems like I'm not hallucinating! Could this be one of those quick wear type systems?'
Xi Feng quickly forgot about everything that happened a moment ago, falling into unconsciousness was uncomfortable for her as it was unexpected, but she was fine with it.
Random Voice
[ Linking intercepted. ]
Random Voice
[ 'Show Off System' has intercepted linking.... ]
Random Voice
[ 'Saving the Cannonfodders System' requests... to.... ]
Random Voice
[ Linking host to 'Saving the Cannonfodders System' and 'Show Off System' ]
Xi Feng
I… I have two golden fingers..
'Now I have really died with no qualms in my heart. '
Random Voice
[ 23%...63%...88%... Linking completed ]
Xi Feng then completely fell into a state of unconsciousness.
|Prologue 3
Xi Feng appeared to have awoken inside a pitch black void.
Xi Feng
'It's too dark, I can't see anything'
Xi Feng
'Do I have to call out to my systems?'
Xi Feng wanted to look around but quickly found out that she had lost her sense of direction.
Xi Feng
'I guess I'm a just floating consciousness right now here.. '
Then out of nowhere, a bluish-purplish blob like hologram emerged from the void.
Xi Feng widened her eyes in shock at the sudden appearance of the strange blob before calming down immediately.
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Hello host! I'm 'Saving the Cannonfodders system' Or just 404 for short! I know you might be confused at the moment-
Just as 404 was rambling on about, Xi Feng did not bother to let it finish.
Xi Feng
Where's the other system?
Xi Feng remembered that she had linked to two systems before she became unconscious.
404 appeared to be quite shocked.
404
Wait a minute, let me explain first-
Xi Feng did not allow for 404 to continue.
Xi Feng
I'm guessing from the plural in 'cannonfodders' that you are a Quick Wear system, and I can return to my original world with something amount of points that I can get by completing worlds am I right?
404 looked speechlessly at Xi Feng.
Xi Feng
I'm more interested in that 'Showing Off? System'.
Then in a blink of an eye, a translucent whale like hologram emerged out of nothing.
It looked at Xi Feng with a proud smirk.
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I see that you are quite experienced for this being your first time.
404 shook its head to regain clarity before facing the whale hologram.
Perhaps sensing 404's distress, the whale's smirk became arrogant.
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Unlike you, a low XXX level system who only ever picks innocent middle schoolers and boring office workers, I'm obviously superior, both in my power and knowledge about hosts.
Hearing what the whale said, 404 seemed to turn blue, quite literally and figuratively.
404
I'm trying hard to increase my level okay....
Xi Feng who had been ignored, did not interrupt them at all and was busy listening to their chatter.
Xi Feng
'Low level, so there's a hierarchy huh'
The whale however, didn't stop being haughty to 404, it's yellow glow turning exceedingly shinier.
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You should honestly be glad that I chose to accept your request rather than taking matters to my own hands.
Xi Feng noted down their personalities subconsciously.
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