Hi guys, gals, and nonbinary pals. I just want you to know that this is an anthology of short stories, and I was bored, so I decided to make it, and umm, I hope you will like it and make me make more.

As always, I hope you will have a great time! Also, 4 days before Thanksgiving y'all!

(Edit: Happy Thanksgiving guys! I didn't even get to celebrate it on this novel, but I have to on the post, so check it out)

I like you to introduce you to Matthew and Daniel, 2 male characters that I wanted to make, and it was a long story, so here we go, and after the character introductions for Daniel and Matthew was done, let's get right to the story!

Matthew Cunningham

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He/Him

Age 18

Birthday: 2/2/2006 (Year of the Dog)

Sign: Aquarius (The Water Bearer)

Daniel's childhood friend and boyfriend

Likes: BTS, Jimin, Taekook, Being normal, being a goober, positive vibes, Daniel

Dislikes: Being a monster, being toxic, mean fanboys/fangirls, toxic poetry, Quotes from toxic people (especially the ones that claimed that suïcïd3 is beautiful and existing is a nightmare, etc.), +18 stories

Daniel Waltz

He/Him

Age 19

Birthday: 2/2/2005 (Year of the Rooster)

Sign: Aquarius (The Water Bearer)

Matthew's boyfriend-to-be and childhood friend

Likes: Matthew, Short Stories

50/50: Haruka

Dislikes: AiR (Character), Brainrot, Tsundere (Cute) Boys* (*Maybe because he is too shy to be on peers that have them)

Like I said, Let's get to the story.

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Daniel (He/Him): "This is me. Daniel Waltz. You know, I'm just a kid who had no idea what is going on here right now. As always, Take it away, Matthew."

Matthew (He/Him):'' Okay. My name is Matthew. Matthew Cunningham. I was just some kid who was minding my own business, likes BTS, and hates being called a monster and toxic quotes and poetry. I have 2 besties and classmates, Daniel and Haruka. We know her from Genshin Impact, alright. She likes Nahilda (Like us, but we like it in a normal way, not simping for her, or be possessive), brainrot (ESPECIALLY the "I'm In Your Walls!" meme), AiR (The CHARACTER, Not the Sky itself), and tsundere cute boys. She's a little, different from us. We are not much like the other tsundere cute boys in this school. We are just L rizzers--"

Daniel:"Matthew, please don't say it. It's not funny."

Matthew:"Oh, sorry. Where are we now... *Clears throat* We are the lowest of the cute boys. To be the 'Top Dogs' of the world of Tsundere Cute Boys, we needed practice and style. We ALL KNOW what did they say: 'Practice makes Perfect'. This is day 1 for our romance and learning how to be on the top!"

Daniel:"Matthew... I don't know if it was right... I'm a little shy to be on a peer of cute tsundere boys. I'll-- I mean, We'll try our best to be on the top."

Matthew:"Welcome to the Silly Billy Club, where every younger student act like gremlins, are cute cinnamon rolls, can kill people for NO (GOOD) REASON AT ALL, and are cute, kind, and adorable in public, but violent, sadistic, and psycho in their homes!"

Daniel:"One of the popular Nonbinary students in this school, Shota Mitsuzaki, LOVES Tsundere Boys and have a lot of CRUSHES with them! They find and asks any low-esteem boys to be on his cult/harem/club, and teaches them how to be tsundere. I'm feeling a embarrassing urge to stay away from tsundere boys... They think we're their perfect type. It's not like that. Do we have to encourage and impress them...? Here we go now--"

Shota (They/Them):"Hey, Daniel and Matthew. Are you 2 guys umm, new here? Do you have Low Self-Esteem? If you are, I can Certainly teach you how to be tsundere and popular."

Daniel:"Umm, I don't know... It's just, I don't like them, a little... Don't get shocked or be mad..."

Matthew:"We have to get going, because, we are not interested right now."

Shota:"Okay...? Bye, I guess?"

Daniel:"Do you REALLY have to GO to the School Library? Right now before we have to talk to Shota?"

Matthew:"I know, Daniel, but is it nessisary that we are going to get bad rizz for not talking to them?"

Daniel:"How many times do I have to say this?"

Matthew:"Sorry!"

Daniel:"It's alright! See you again at lunch!"

Shota:"Bye...? Boys... My cute tsundere boys. Make preperations, and DO NOT HARM OR MANIPULATE ANYONE!!! WE ARE GOOD BOYS, AND GOOD BOYS DON'T DO BAD THINGS!!! IS THAT CLEAR?!?"

Tsundere cute boy #1:''Yes, my nonbinary brush."

Shota:"Nice."

3 hours later, lunch, at the cafeteria...

Matthew:"Look, Daniel, it's Shota. It's our chance to be THE TOP DOGS OF THE CUTE BOYS WORLD! Let's sit and talk to them."

Daniel:"Umm... ... ... ... I can't..."

Matthew:"Come on, Daniel, it'll be fun."

Daniel:"Okay..."

*Haruka walks and sits by Shota*

Haruka (She/Her):"Hey Matthew and Daniel. You 2 sit by me, huh?

Daniel and Matthew:"HARUKA?!? We know you from Genshin Impact!!!"

Haruka:"Hahaha, that's right. I'm playing as Nahilda right now, so yeah. Hey, can you 2 sit by me?"

Daniel:"Okay."

Matthew:"We have to do it."

Shota:"Hello, Matthew and Daniel. We haven't seen you for 3 hours because you 2 are ignoring me a little but, but that doesn't matter nowadays. I'm a good and kind-hearted soul. However, Lilly, Was two-faced.

Haruka, Matthew, and Daniel:"LILLY?"

Daniel:"The Patron of Families?"

Matthew:''The black cat demon?"

Haruka:"The goddess of families and self-love?

Shota:"No, not THAT Lilly. (Well, sort of.) Lilly "Black-Heart" Hunt."

Daniel:"THERE'S TWO LILLIES?!?"

Matthew:"You mean the flower?"

Shota:"No!"

Daniel:"Then what?"

Shota:"The opposive side of the REAL Lilly. She may be kind and nice, but deep down... She is a demon at night... She is a devil in disguise... Be warned, boys, girls, and nonbinary pals, be careful who you meet, because curiousity killed the cat. Last night, I was just watching Chaz's Advice and guide to LGBT Rights and reading stories about Nonbinary Pals who love Nonbinary Pals, and then, I heard the scream coming from the window. It was full moon, and she was on her half-werewolf and half black-cat, but in human form!!!

It was a poor, 15-year-old teenage girl and her boyfriend! They cheated on her! She cheated on her over her disabled brother, Johnathan! SHE KILLED THEM ON BLACK AND WHITE, AND THE BODIES DISAPPEAR! LEAVING NOTHING, BUT THEIR MEMORIES AND WALLETS!!! While the police came, THEY INJURED THEM, AND THEN SHE, GOT, AWAY!!!!! Blood was all over the place, she even climbed the WALL!!! LEAVING BLOOD, and Kidnaps ENID like a female kidnapper!"

Daniel:"Yikes!!!"

Matthew:''Black Cat Demons are dangerous...!!!"

Shota:"There is NO WAY one of you is going to stop her reign alone... Before you 2 go and stop her, you need to date, romantically like each other, and kiss each other for the camera and social media, Matthew and Daniel!"

Matthew and Daniel:"WHAT?!?!?"

Haruka:"Shota?"

Matthew:"We can't kiss each other in front of everyone!!! THAT COULD BE SMUT, WHICH I DETEST!"

Daniel:"Yeah, It can be very embarrassing!"

Shota:"Don't worry, me and Haruka and make it less embarrassing, and more inspiring."

Haruka:"You can do it."

Shota:"Haruka and film it, while I can take a picture! And we promise, that we will never make it embarrassing or uncomfortable, and I will make it NON-SMUT!"

Matthew:"Thank you, Lord!"

Daniel:"You can do it. Kiss me. You know what did they say: Desperate times call for desperate measures."

Matthew:"Okay. I can do it."

*Matthew and Daniel kiss each other, the entire cafeteria watched the scene, excited.*

*Romantic music plays*

Haruka:"Yes!!!"

Shota:"Go, Matthew and Daniel!"

*Matthew and Daniel stopped kissing*

Matthew:"How does it feel, Daniel...?"

Daniel:"I feel, great... I don't feel scared or embarrassed anymore. I felt braver and in love with you."

Shota:"Thank you, Daniel and Matthew."

Matthew:"You're welcome."

Shota:"Are you two now going to be heroes? If you do, You're welcome to come visit me and my harem and club of cute tsundere boys! And oh, I almost forgot, you two can be the Top Dogs!"

Daniel and Matthew:"I can."

Shota:"Great job! Now, Face her! Confront her, END HER REIGN OF TERROR!"

Daniel and Matthew:"We can!"

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To be continued.

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5:00 PM...

Daniel (He/Him):"Is it cold out here?"

Matthew (He/Him):"Yes. We put on some warm clothes."

Daniel:"When did that she-wolf last killed her victims with self-control?"

Shota (They/Them):"Right there! Right where I hear from the window in my apartment! That's the crime scene where the police was investigating, but she killed them as well!"

Daniel:"Yikes!"

Matthew:"Hey guys, Matthew here again, and Daniel and I were heroes tasked with killing the Half-Werewolf, Half-Black Cat Demon in human form, named Lilly "Black-Heart" Hunt, the Two-Faced version of Lilly, the Patron of Families. Ely Yela, her assistant to be, spread lilies all over the path where ever she goes by day, but without her assistant to be, she brings a trail of blood at night. I thought it was a creepypasta, but it's real af... As of right now, no one knows where Ely Yela is to this day. Now, it's my boyfriend's turn to talk about why Lilly decided to split herself into 2 forms: one good and one evil."

Daniel:''Once upon a time, the Goddess of Self-love, the Black Cat Demon, and the Patron of Families, Lilly, decided to split herself into 2, separating herself from her traumas and bad memories along the way with the help of 4 people, one of them is named Ely Yela. The good one remained on her physical body, but her pure heart remains, and the evil one has the different name but with the same first name; "Lilly", and both of them have powers, which the evil one, Lilly "Black-Heart" Hunt, has the same powers as the good version, but with an evil and psychotic twist and more powerful. The childish Teen Goddess and her group decided to trap and destroy the entity/evil version of Lilly, but she got away. However, the evil one was still roaming, and she was left uncaptured. We are the ones who can stop her reign of terror by capturing her and then destroy her once and for all!"

Shota:"Lilly ''Black-Heart'' Hunt? Really? That's the name of the demon!"

Daniel:"Now it's that a demon slaying Boys' Love story?"

Matthew:"Yes. Who's the director of the story? We need to know!"

Me:"I did."

Daniel and Matthew:"What?!?--"

*Bleep*

Daniel:"Are we demon slayers now?!?"

Matthew:"We are now."

Lilly "Black-Heart" Hunt (She/Her):"Hahahaha! Looks like I have another person to get revenge on!"

Daniel and Matthew:"*Screams like girls*"

Matthew:"ZOINKS! CREEPY WITCH!!!"

Shota:"That's her!!! Kill and contain her!!!"

Daniel:"We have to go kill her and stop her reign of terror!"

(Fake/Evil) Lilly:"Oh, no you DON'T!!! *Uses her powers to summon a horde of black cats and horses, some of them combine themselves into those unholy black cat and horse hybrid abominations from hell*"

Matthew:"Get your cringe and vomit factors ready!"

Daniel:"This is why I dislike and have a bad history with tsundere cute boys... They are too clingy... AAH! What the hell?!?"

Matthew:"Lilly?!?"

Fake/Evil Lilly:"Well, Well, Well! Looks like you just got HEXED!"

Matthew:"Sh1t!!!"

Daniel:"WOAH!!! LANGUAGE!"

Matthew:"Sorry."

Fake/Evil Lilly:"I am Lilly 'Black-Heart' Hunt!!! I am just a cruel duplicate of the Patron of Families, the Unicorn Black Cat Demon, and the Goddess of Self-Love, etc, etc, etc, Lilly! I can hear you alp say one thing: YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME, AND I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT ONLY BRING THE END OF BOTH THE HUMAN RACE. AND THE ANGELS RESPECTIVELY, BUT ALSO THE FAMED UNICORN BLACK CAT DEMON GODDESS, LILLY LANGLEY!"

Matthew:"Daniel?

Daniel:"Yes?"

Matthew:"Go talk to our friends and readers about this demon."

Daniel:"Okay. *Clears throat* Get ready."

Daniel:"If you probably don't know, is Lilly 'Black-Heart' Hunt, the Fake and Evil version of the Patron of Families, The Unicorn Black Cat Demon, and the Goddess of Self-Love, Family, Unicorns, Black Cats, Kindness, Admiration, etc, Lilly Langley, who was once human, until she have gained a lot of useful powers! With the help with her friends, including their leader, Mikuku and her IA (Inner Angel), and also her (Lilly's) ID (Inner Demon) she finds her way that family is very important to us and makes us grow, and goes on a lot of adventures, and then so on, and after that, she became a goddess, making her powers way more powerful than ever! If she dies, the world will tremble, families and destroyed, everyone dies and became depressed, and then embracing their own inner demons to the point of making humanity irredeemable MONSTERS!

 No wonder why many people, including the VENOM Corps, Star Corpse, and the New Decepticons, Aka, The Decepti-North-Koreans, HUNT her down like a bunch of WILD DOGS and THEY, WILL, NOT, STOP, UNTIL, SHE, DIES!!! Along with the remaining angels, who survived the hellish and unholy genocide-terroricide attacks which killed more than 2 MILLION Angels CAUSED by disbelief, mass killings, blasphemy, demons, and crimes, Lilly is on their 'MOST WANTED—DEAD OR ALIVE' List! I warn you all, If this demon, along with those horrible bulldozers kill our gracious goddess, we are SCREWED!: BIG, TIME!!! Can we kick her butt now?"

Matthew:"We are now."

Shota:"Okay, let's get real, we are losing TOO MUCH TIME HERE! This is supposed to be an Epic Boys' Love Action SHORT STORY, not a yap-fest, YAPPING about the information! Can we get into the demon hunting now?!?"

Both (Daniel and Matthew):"Yes, person."

Shota:"Good. Now, carry on."

*Daniel and Matthew fights the fake Lilly for 30 minutes*

Daniel:"*Throws an Enid Sinclair body pillow from an otaku waifu/husbando store, throws the body pillow, grabs a rope, ties the rope with the body pillow, he tightens the rope, and the fake Lilly (Lilly 'Black-Heart' Hunt) screeches like a bird*"

The Fake Lilly ( Lilly 'Black-Heart' Hunt):"Enid Sinclair... My idol... Wednesday Addams, my idol's roommate from her own show...? Are you real??? NO!!! IT WASN'T REAL."

Shota:"Now!!!"

*Daniel and Matthew kills the Fake Goddess with the power of light, and also, Daniel and Matthew kissing each other, which summons a lot of rainbows*

Shota:"Gay powers?!? Really?!? Oh, Sorry. Woah! That was awesome! Do it again!"

Matthew:"Do I hear cheering?"

Daniel:"*Laughs* Yes they are now."

Matthew:"And that's how we are now the Top Dogs of the Cute Boys world, and now, Daniel is having a really hard time with hanging out with the cutest tsundere boys in school. And GUESS WHAT?!? We are now Boyfriends! And Daniel is now bisexual!"

Haruka:"Wow. That was a cool start to finish story. Shota?"

Shota:"Yes, Haruka?"

Haruka:"Make them kiss each other again, but this time, the entire school will watch and cheer and then we will be famous!"

Shota:"Ok!!! Okay, Matthew and Daniel, smile and kiss for the camera and fame!"

Daniel:"Umm... What the--"

Matthew:"Are we doing to again?!?"

Shota:"Yes we are now!"

*Daniel and Matthew Kiss each other, the entire school cheered and take pictures, videos, and shorts of them*

???:"ARE YOU INSANE?!?"

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The End

Well, that was a funny and fun BL story, isn't it? Thank goodness there was no Smut!

Also, I saw a BLASPHEMOUS AND ANNOYING AD FROM MINT MOBILE AGAIN!!! THESE REPETITIVE AND MIND, SANITY, AND MENTAL POLLUTING ADS SHOULD GO END THEIR LIVES-

Oh, sorry I went too far.

Anyways, I hope you love this novel, and if you do, I will be HAPPY to make more content for your excitement and good vibes that will escape your depression!

Good luck, Mikuku. \=)

Event: Poetry(?), Short Story

Chosen Topic: Inner Demon, Sweet but Psycho, Horror, Multiple Personalities

Name: Sweet and Innocent in Public, but Psycho and Creepy at Home

⚠️WARNING: contains scenes of horror, lies, strong language, violence, gore (or in this case, ketchup), terror, and bloody knives⚠️

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My name is Bella. I'm just an introvert and ambivert who have a crush with the other introverts and ambiverts, but all of them went awfully gone wrong and ignored me for being a different kind of ambivert and introvert. The only person that I like is named Ron, who was an extrovert, very sporty, likes to draw (like I do), has a lot of friends, kind to everyone, very smart, and best of all, he helped me with my homework that I don't want to finish. I love Ron, despite being different. I can NOW show you the 4 people that I HATE!!!

●First, I hate Ms. Moose. She hates me for no reason every time I say a word, even if it was question time during VERY IMPORTANT SUBJECTS, including MATH! She tried to get me and Ron into TROUBLE! But thankfully, me and Ron's classmate and passenger from my bus, Kayla, defended us, saying that we are doing nothing wrong with her! The most thing that pisses me off is that she likes horror movies. I'm fine with horror, but being obsessive, not so much. Yeah, F you!

●Second, I hated Carol, one of the mean girls at the Gym along with her friends Julie, Leah, and Sadie. She and her pals bully and shame me for no good reason! One example that when I try to shoot a basketball hoop, Carol used her computer, puts on her speaker, and plays Batman and Robin (1997) in front of the gym, including me! I hate that movie, so I asked the coach to send them to the principal's office, and they did, except for Carol, because he ALREADY sent her to detention! Good riddance!

●Third, I really hated Tiffany, Ron's Ex-Girlfriend. She was so obnoxious, supports misinformation, and she is also a LIAR! Like one time, she lied about people who are fans of Disney's Pinocchio and The Little Mermaid (Both are created by Disney), are liars and like to make false claims and misinformation that are ACTUALLY NOT TRUE and claim that they are from their own different fantasy worlds. She and her friends treats me and Ron like mucking SLOBS, AND WORST OF ALL... SHE EVEN TRIED TO TAKE RON AWAY FROM ME! I know I can't kill because it's a HUGE sin to kill people and commit murder, but I have to temporarily disable her and forget what I did to her. Her friends are EVEN WORSE THAN HER!!! Audrey, was a slam dunk for infamy after she made a TikTok video of herself committing arson at an abandoned house. (At least there was no one inside or their objects are still inside... Right...???) Iziki, was a violent gremlin goober who always wanted to kill a single student. I asked the principal about that issue and puts her/them in special training. And Mary was a SILENT KILLER. She may be smart, but deep down, she was still an animal who once killed someone because a 17-year-old violent goober gremlin with Debilitating Cognitive Dissonance attacked her by the left knee on her leg, and then she brutally turned them into bacon soup and added the perfectly cooked bacon into the soup. Talk about a rejected vampire story. I thought Morbius (2022) was bad, so bad that it WASTES a lot of Marvel fans' time! Let's get back on topic. Sorry, but NOT SORRY.

●And last, but not least, the person who ALWAYS PISS ME OFF AND HATE THE MOST IS MY LITTLE SISTER AND SIBLING Lisa "Taekook" Bloom! You may call her Jeon, Taekook, Bloom, etc, but Lisa was okay and fitting for her. I actually have a lot of siblings to love and be neutral to, but the 4 of them were bad, but the 2 of them ARE THE WORST! She also has her little brother, Brandon "Jeon", was a "Lil' Devil", because he started to commit arson when he was 5 and a half! He is now currently 9-years-old. Lisa is now 12-years-old, and I'm 16-years-old. Talk about a family/sibling age gap. Like I said, let's get back on topic. Lisa, whom was one of the middle siblings, was a 'sweet but psycho' type of sadistic psychopath!!! In public, even without her family, her cute appearance and stuff she gets prevented her from being kidnapped, disappeared, and lost. The strangers loved her so much that they even excuse and pardons her from being kidnapped! How CRAZY WAS THAT! If I was like her, I can be safe from kidnappers! Anyway, she was adorable, sweet, and innocent in public, even in school, but she has a dark, insane, blasphemous, and CRUEL side at home...

She had like 3 or 4 rooms! One of them was her bedroom. Looks cute and cuddly and gives me good vibes after a stressful day at school and on social media, right? WRONG!!! There are 3 of her rooms that GIVES ME, MY FAMILY, AND MY FRIENDS THE CREEPS! The first room reminds me of The Crimson Executioner's TORTURE ROOM from 'The Bloody Pit of Horror'. There are more than 22 torture methods! They say that it will come in handy to give the house invaders, thieves, and other criminals a lesson about NOT MESSING WITH THE WRONG CIRCUS FREAKSHOW, but this takes the cake... She LOVES VIOLENCE AND WATCH HER VICTIMS DIE AT HOME!!! The 2nd room was called the Vampire Room! That's a lot of blood, and I hate it! It's even WORSE THAN TASTING CIGARETTES WITH THE OTHER AMBIVERTS WHO IGNORED ME THE MOST IN ONE ROOM!!! And the third and most horrible one is the corpse room!!!

In the corpse room, it was very big, and very long. Like it's 15 minutes long to get there, there are a lot of BOOBY TRAPS! Yikes. Just like the title of the room implies, it has a lot of corpses and weapons, similar to the ones on her bedroom! It makes walking on glass look like a carefree, fun, and harmless game! I'd rather be killed by The Doll from Squid Game than going to the corpse room if I were you. So, I added duct tape and locked most of Lisa and Brandon's 3 rooms except for their bedrooms so the visitors and quests won't FREAK OUT AND DIE! I love my family and my parents, and even my siblings, EXCEPT for THESE TWO PSYCHOPATHS!!!

Right now, it was Christmas break, AKA, Winter Break. Finally, celebrating Christmas with ALL THE GLORY!!! So, when my siblings are still in school (not my school but to the other schools), my mom and dad are still in work and have to pick up their relatives, and my older brother Hickory was still hanging out with his friends at the bowling alley, I have to BABYSIT THOSE 2 DEMONS FROM HELL UNTIL THEY COME BACK!!! Oh God, no wonder WHY I'm the only one who can babysit them, is because they either scare them away, kill them, torture them, or even all of them!!!

Lisa (WORST Little Sister/Sibling #1):"Do you wanna die...?"

Brandon (WORST Little Brother/Sibling #2):"Hehe, and when we were done with you, we're GOING TO dress you up as our Lord, or in this case, Lady and Savior, Flandre Scarlet and take pictures of our latest cosplay and dhare it in the Internet and Social Media!!!"

Bella (me):"Oh, no... Looks like I have the WORST Christmas, and Winter/Christmas Break of my life!!!"